| #1 Monty Pylon[72428] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
| I will leave it up to you to tell me how much that guy sucked. I also want to expalian that no I still have no idea how me could have missed the terrans attack. |
| #2 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[72433] |
| AC9D510A.ipt.aol.com |
| 1st nonauth |
| #3 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[72438] |
| AC9D510A.ipt.aol.com |
| Strange Game, BDW, no "Your base is under attack"? |
| #4 awe 6[72439] |
| proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
| He probably didn't know he was playing Starcraft. Perhaps he was just rocking back and forth at his computer, taking hits and randomly clicking the mouse, while chanting the theme song of some old show. Then he noticed he was playing Starcraft..."WERE IS MY BASE! WHERE ARE ME EXPANSIONS! AAHHHH! HEE HEE, THAT HYDRALISK'S A GOODLOOKIN' FELLA"... |
| #5 Napoleic[72446] |
| nas-53-48.vancouver.navipath.net |
Nice text only br, I quite enjoyed it. Pretty neat how drug boy got raped without realising it.
Unfortunately I hate br's that end up with someone attacking someone else, so that the third guy can just go rape at will. Discourages offense, which is a shame IMO. |
| #6 -TopGun-'[72449] |
| 212.52.140.102 |
Dillusional from his pot induced haze, Stoner420 believes he has eliminated Carnage666. His fleet heads south and suddenly stops. Then in words I will never forget, Stoner420 says this.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASE!!!!!!!"
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY EXPANSIONS!!!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!"
--the above is the funniest shit that I have heard is a shit-ass long time. If you don't know this already, Monty Pylon, then I'm happy to inform you: you're the SHIT!
Great work & a great style that permits you to hit the reader with a bitting humore!
TopGun (TopShit :o] )
PS. Keep 'em coming.
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#7 [72450] |
| zmapxypro06-b.zma.compaq.com |
Hehe decent BR. It was mildly funny. It was all-text and I was able to read all the way through without dying. That's good in my book. But the game... and the players... and the ending... I am sure that can be fixed on the next br.
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#8 [72468] |
| frasier.ford.com |
| Nice all text BR. Not much back and forth like you usually see in an FFA report. I don't believe that guy didn't know he was under attack. |
| #9 Dog101[72487] |
| 1Cust142.tnt60.chi5.da.uu.net |
Pretty good non-text br. it kept me interested and not dying of boredom.
btw, did the toss have any templars? |
| #10 Monty Pylon[72503] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
| sadly to say no templar were harmed in the making of this BR. Carnage666 was dependant on a reaver and goon based offense. I feel if he did have temps he would have owned the zerg. |