| #1 MourningWood[76744] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
| 1st. |
| #2 (...Blaze...)[76746] |
| mp-217-227-83.daxnet.no |
| 2nd own ... .now read |
| #3 derek[76747] |
| spider-mtc-tf063.proxy.aol.com |
| WOW |
| #4 AkumaSpawn[76748] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
The formatting was iffy, the text was occasionally hard to follow... the images were okay, but not spectacular.
I'd say six, give or take a point. |
| #5 Hostile~SCV[76749] |
| spider-tj051.proxy.aol.com |
Ouch. You got some HTML errors, I see. Also, try to make it flow more, read one of CynicalMagician's reports to get an idea of what I mean (Cynic you are BR god).
Hostile~SCV's Tangent rating- 6Tan(225)
Hostile~SCV's "that's the Tan button, right?" rating- 6 |
| #6 King_[LSRS-13][76754] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
I'm guessing Sgt.Smurf was Dref
I'll shut up now
King |
| #7 Falcon[76756] |
| px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| That was actually a pretty good report |
| #8 Khas'andro[76769] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| PLZ use good alt text, either make it explanatory or funny, not a waste of room like yours was. It made me doubt your sanity even more than Sid6.9 doubted mine in my third BR. |
| #9 CKane[76773] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
I thought Erad's second report was the worst serious attempt to make a report...
then I read this.
"Without further Adeiu"? WTF...
4 cus it's long
mark gimme rating power gogogo |
| #10 smurf[76778] |
| spider-tp024.proxy.aol.com |
| man the smurfs is one fucked up cartoon i mean who ever invented that must have been tripping balls. Oh nice report |
| #11 Cidolfas[76790] |
| ool-18bc4e6c.dyn.optonline.net |
Good report all in all. The picture quality was awesome, but i found that ur text alignment was kinda off and your descriptions threw me off guard for a few. All in all a great battle report. Maybe 7-9
God Bless
Cidolfas |
| #12 DivvyO[76794] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
You know, I thought Smurfs owned Snorks.
Until I read this.
Rip off Frenchy Reports more with top quotes more.
Use proper grammar and capitalization less.
Pimp out your smurfboard more.
Use worse HTML and organiztional picture skill thingies.
Tell people that the <i>lessons learned</i> are centered and actually center them less. |
| #13 joe.smurf[76797] |
| pm3-120.sj.redshift.com |
| umm thnx to everyone not bashing me for my newbieness =) |
| #14 DivvyO[76798] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
It's okay. I sucked in the beginning, too.
Look at me now, I get EIGHTS<i>!!</i> WOOOO HOOO<i>!!</i> |
| #15 Kwayzie.Smurf[76807] |
| nas-253-36.la-t.navipath.net |
| nice report joe! the picture looks nice, the writing is good, the quote is hehe, funny... |
| #16 Hyper.Smurf[76808] |
| PPPa36-ResaleLosAngelesMetro7-2R7089.dialinx.net |
LOL, by the way Joe, I am one of the Smurfs... DUH!, but hell i'm proud to be hehe. Well lets cut to the chase, first of all joe the pictures were nice, but id say you keep them nice in uniform(there jumpy-jumpy) and your text more allined or however you spell that, well after that I guess try to improve more =)
Otherwise Joe, nice report for a begginer such as you. Even though I am a Smurf and I know I should help you out, I give you 5.9 JAJAJA! Well laters. |
| #17 Cearas[76833] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
Better formatting and grammar needed. Check before submitting that grammar/spelling is correct, adds to the report.
It's like that old saying <i>"Look before you leap"</i> except it's <i>"Preview before you submit"</i>....Actually they aren't even remotley like each other =] |
| #18 DivvyO[76834] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
and one more thing, i can't hit your board from your report. something about bad HTMLness and I don't want to sort through the source code.
I guess I'm not worthy. |
| #19 Joe.Smurf[76845] |
| finback.monterey.k12.ca.us |
Umm sorry =( uh our site is :http//www.geocities.com/smurfcraft/html sorry for bad html like I said I'm chobo Brer but other than the smurf board what HTML mistakes were there and can some of you elaborate on my bad pic alignment and tell me how to fix it... O and yes my grammar and spelling sux it was 2 @m
i didnt think it would be such a big deal
I though only english teachers cared about my grammar as much as some of you =( O well my next Br will be edited beyond belief and if my Rip off lessons learned are not centered I will not put a lessons learned as " I dont know why the lessons learned arent centered" |
#20  [76853] |
| rliv205.infocom.com |
Hey, not a bad first attempt. You did some good things here and your overall idea was good. A few things that will make your reports improve are better games, a spellcheck, less site promotion, and less pics of warping buildings. You had some good ideas with your pics but get some more action shots in there next time.
6
Dref |
| #21 Joe.Smurf[76860] |
| finback.monterey.k12.ca.us |
| thanks for the advice dref ;) hehe to many warping buildings =) |
| #22 Unkn0wn.Smurf[76897] |
| pm2-92.sj.redshift.com |
| Nice BR Joe. Great images... you should have edited it though. Not that you ever edit anything you write. No wonder you failed English last year! =p I look forward to reading more BRs from you... |
| #23 Joe.Smurf[76899] |
| pm4-199.sj.redshift.com |
hey I didnt fail..
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| #24 SluggyTheZealot[76904] |
| AC8E0D45.ipt.aol.com |
| Jeff~The~Zealot is a faggot from hell |
| #25 joe.smurf[76905] |
| pm4-199.sj.redshift.com |
| least u didnt mispell faggot ;) |
| #26 CRX SmUrF[76909] |
| pm3-159.sj.redshift.com |
I think Starcraft sux guys!....you all blow major cunt!...j/k =D .....i apologize for my profane language, it was inappropriate.....but JoeSmurf is a retard....he doesn't know what he's doing....he doesn't know how to write....i make all these webpages for him, but he takes the damn credit.....i'm the best webpage guy in the world....i like to sit at my computer all day and drink folgers, and make webpages, and then edit them until they are the best!...i don't even bother playing SC anymore, i'm too good for it....i could beat you all...that's why i mastered warcraft 2, and screwed my CD right through the hole....uhhhhh nigga nigga!....don't mess with me!....i'm the best!.....JoeSmurf sux Unknown Smurf's analhole!....later guys!...remember who rules the land of Starcraftia! -out!
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| #27 CRX SmUrF[76910] |
| pm3-159.sj.redshift.com |
I think Starcraft sux guys!....you all blow major cunt!...j/k =D .....i apologize for my profane language, it was inappropriate.....but JoeSmurf is a retard....he doesn't know what he's doing....he doesn't know how to write....i make all these webpages for him, but he takes the damn credit.....i'm the best webpage guy in the world....i like to sit at my computer all day and drink folgers, and make webpages, and then edit them until they are the best!...i don't even bother playing SC anymore, i'm too good for it....i could beat you all...that's why i mastered warcraft 2, and screwed my CD right through the hole....uhhhhh nigga nigga!....don't mess with me!....i'm the best!.....JoeSmurf sux Unknown Smurf's analhole!....later guys!...remember who rules the land of Starcraftia! -out!
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| #28 GoZuLu[76914] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
| Don't dobble post crap like that anymore, plz |
| #29 Retarded.Dino[76929] |
| ws229.westernsd.mb.ca |
YES i have somethign to say. Joe you page was pretty i have anbuslutly NO complaintes :) Second of all CRX i have something to say to YOU! i have a very bad tendancy to say BAD things, Joe isnt a retard I AM and u knwo what? Sc doesnt suck your mom does (belive me i know) (also i dont care if i can never post here again itll be worth it to get to say this) Yes you sit at your computer all day and your a figging geek making retarded web pages the only thing u mastered is eating ur jelly dognuts with ur fuckign folgers in ur cup bull shit to get fatter, u disgust me soon your fingers will be so fat you wont be able to make web pages because you fingers with hit 5 keys instead of 1, then you will get fired and be a bum on the street or maybe ull get paid good in the circus for the fatest/ugliest man ops u not good enoguh to be a man we'll call you "THING" no wait we'll call you "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING". Further more you havent mastered SC joe could beat you if he used his foot to control his mouse and other one on the key board, but i dont want to challage you with joe ill even play you myself u disgust me, if i crapped on my key board it would beat you just cus ur so frigging DUMB you "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING" Joe did a good job on this BR he spent alot of time on it. i would like to see you first BR you "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING" (note im still refering to CRX as the "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING"
Oh i bet you screwed you CD through the hole prolly the right size too eh..... Joe doesnt suck i would bet money on him if he played you , uknown isnt an analhole although im sure u like to talk about anal holes alot YOU filthy BIG GAY MEXICAN (not ment as a racial slur i just needed a cultural group....) YOU DONT rule the land of Sc remember you said you dont play so shut ur hole befor i put my foot in it! you "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING"!!!!
(YES I SPELL BAD)
(Sorry he deserved it) |
| #30 Joe.Smurf[76947] |
| finback.monterey.k12.ca.us |
controversey is great! but does anyone know how to fix my HTML mistakes ? kekek thnx for the defense dino o and CrX.Smurf no xmas present for u =/ jaja j/k
-joe |
| #31 CRX SmUrF[76949] |
| pm4-177.sj.redshift.com |
| HA!...i am the best!....don't ever try to clown...i'll make a webpage clowning you....it'll be "I'm a retard"....and i'll have the best javascript ever to put you out!...don't mess with me ever....and don't tease the obese, that's wrong...that really hurt man.....dang, you're too mean....i cna't take this anymore....i'm gonna go f*** me rolls now...later |
| #32 CRX SmUrF[76950] |
| pm4-177.sj.redshift.com |
| HA!...i am the best!....don't ever try to clown...i'll make a webpage clowning you....it'll be "I'm a retard"....and i'll have the best javascript ever to put you out!...don't mess with me ever....and don't tease the obese, that's wrong...that really hurt man.....dang, you're too mean....i cna't take this anymore....i'm gonna go f*** me rolls now...later |
| #33 King_[LSRS-13][76954] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
Yeah, you'll be fuckin' rolls.......Dinner rolls.
King |
| #34 Flozzy[76982] |
| gso28-241-030.triad.rr.com |
Crx do you have mental problems? joe ish gosu. he'll own you like your a "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING!!!! " joe spends a ton of time on what he does and he works hard try to grow up and learn some respect or joe will show you! =) Yah meh and joe have problems but i still appreciate what he does and how much time he puts into it. like i said learn respect and maybe..just maybe youll get a life. Gj joe
Flozzy |
| #35 (psp)[76983] |
| 24.88.200.140 |
| awesome battle report joe i dont see why people cracking on it i personnaly think its real good and i know u put alot of time into so i say screw them peepoles who dissing on u and keep working hard on this stuff :) † |
| #36 [76986] |
| proxy.sjc.netsetter.com |
hello you "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING" you knwo ur lucky i had a 4 page bashign and my explorer crashed b4 i added it so ill just say this you ugly fat you have every std on ur face and u were raped by your grandpa as a child with burning logs. if anyoen whats to see this "FILTHY UGLY DISGUSTINGLY FAT THING"'s family go to uglypeople.com their all there see if u can fing this bistial petiphile who is a lithophiliac (thats having sex with rocks). next time you post and i see it.... you get smashed u little 2 cent whore bastard child i haope 15 big beefy natives break into you house and ass rape you.
dino |
| #37 Joe.Smurf[76987] |
| pm4-190.sj.redshift.com |
The irony of this situation is unimaginable to all of you... but I dont mind cus I got 36 comments =) thnx to all my smurfers backing me up kekek but umm maybe we can tone things down a bit =) hahaha aight peace out all
-joe |
| #38 CRX.SmUrF[76989] |
| pm13-144.sj.redshift.com |
| that's really funny that you actually wrote a 4 page bashing....you're a total loser....you're everything that i say i am, but really you are....i sit here and laugh, considering i don't even play SC, and i'm pretty good friends w/ joe.smurf in real life....i just came here and looked at his BR cuz he asked me to, and i replied, like he ask me to....i don't care about you all, and i think you should all die...i'm not some queer online trying to be hard and shit....you're all lil fags (mainly the retard guy)....i say "ha!"....and you all can suck my analcunthole!....HAHA! |
| #39 CRX.SmUrF[76990] |
| pm13-144.sj.redshift.com |
that's really funny that you actually wrote a 4 page bashing....you're a total loser....you're everything that i say i am, but really you are....i sit here and laugh, considering i don't even play SC, and i'm pretty good friends w/ joe.smurf in real life....i just came here and looked at his BR cuz he asked me to, and i replied, like he ask me to....i don't care about you all, and i think you should all die...i'm not some queer online trying to be hard and shit....you're all lil fags (mainly the retard guy)....i say "ha!"....and you all can suck my analcunthole!....HAHA!
WAIT....HAHA!...I DOUBLE-POSTED AGAIN!......HAhaHAhaHA! |
| #40 P.K.B.[76995] |
| spider-wn043.proxy.aol.com |
I think you did very nice job Joe.....but im not sure yet cuz i didnt read it yet.....(-_-;) i better go and read wut u wrote now.....
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| #41 Bob.GayGuy.Smurfqueer[77326] |
| pm2-70.sj.redshift.com |
| nice report dood....but i really need to get a new name, but someone stuck me w/ this one =( ....maybe you could have a lil chat w/ CRX.SmUrF cuz he originally gave me this name, but then he turned into a lil motherf***ing bitch....but newayz, nice report....you should teach me some things after you learn to fix some things =p ...later |
| #42 HOLY.SMURF[77396] |
| gso28-241-030.triad.rr.com |
| i was wondering..if you know him in real life..how do we know him in fake life? is there such a thing. get back to me on that plz. BYE BYE |
| #43 HOLY.SMURF[77397] |
| gso28-241-030.triad.rr.com |
i was wondering..if you know him in real life..how do we know him in fake life? is there such a thing. get back to me on that plz. BYE BYE
HEY I DOUBLE POSTED SWEET!!! |
| #44 ViEt.Smurf[77412] |
| finback.monterey.k12.ca.us |
| You truly are the best man. Someday you need to play me to know who the real master is....haha not!!! All u starcraft loser need to get a life and play Age of Empires. That is the best game in the world!!!! |
| #45 HOLY.SMURF[77591] |
| gso28-241-030.triad.rr.com |
| AOE SUCKS SO BAD!!!! aoe 2 is so much better but it still sucks..and Everquest is the best game in the world |
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