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#1 Falcon[77504]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
First again huk^^
#2 Cidolfas[77505]
ool-18bc4e6c.dyn.optonline.net
2nd I think asdf
#3 TerranNavel[77506]
h0050e4902d4f.ne.mediaone.net
1st to read gj next time make it gayer
#4 the()vermind[77507]
user-2ive6j4.dialup.mindspring.com
I would like to say that this report was, a C-, but I'm in a benevolent mood today. Now, if i was a bit more critical, i would say, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE BR! but i'm not. This was mighty below average, why? Well, maybe because you didn't go into detail enough,(no, i played this game 2 months ago stuff) and there were no pics. Plain and simple, also it wasn't too good of a game either. The range is 1-5, I give 3, I don't want to be a rater (or do i) but I'm real good at picking the rating for br's, I've never been 1 point off,(except for monty_pylon's new series), so take my word for it, improve your technique
#5 stacrafty[77516]
cf3k-3.paradise.net.nz
C- is a restricted pass, but none the less still a pass.
When u have no job cuase there are none and your comp won't let you play SC cause its f&*ked, and you have nothing to do except read BRs here all day, and for something to do you write a brief text only BR of a game you played ages ago and you thought it was funny cause you dropped him and his probes blocked his own ramp.. then you are happy when u get a C-!!!!!!!
#6 WhiteLancer[77545]
nas-169-155.stockton.navipath.net
For a text only you really skipped on detailed writing and commentative like, what should they have done etc. I ahd a ahrd time with a few mental images, maybe pics woulda clarified, I dunno, maybe I'ma retard.
#7 ~iron_lung~[77546]
a-db.aspn.net
lol, "meanwhile at the batcave(my main)..."
#8 YourSexOrgan[77547]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
...had an orgasm.

j/k

| agree with Iron lung. I enjoy the Batcave bit a lot. It adds a nice touch of self-commentary/humour.

keep it up. And don't let these critics pummel you to hard.







#9 [77564]
145.85.143.148
just a little advice:
If your opponent expands with cannon defence, and you don't think you can kill him, double expanding is a good option.
Your opponent has spent 400 on a nexus and say 450 on a forge and 2 cannons, that means you can build 2 nexi. In PvP, don't build any cannon early on or you will inevitably lose (against a player who knows what he is doing)

#10 [77619]
rliv216.infocom.com
Not too bad on description. Pretty good writing. Okay game.

5 sound okay?

Dref



#11 WhiteLancer[77628]
ip-111-124-91.stockton.navipath.net
Ok compared to my 2nd report this bit big wind, and I got a 4? YOU SEXIST PIGS!
#12 Monty Pylon[77685]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
A bit more spacing and a longer BR will take you places. Continue onward and spit in the face of adversity. Also more detail and spacing between quotes.



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