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#1 [78074]
as530055.infocom.com
Hmm, I messed up the title, oh well...

Dref

#2 KAZ[78075]
HSE-London-ppp208813.sympatico.ca
DIE NEWBLERS. FIRST!
#3 ThanatoZ[78076]
edslppp223.spkn.uswest.net
LOL, that was hilarious. :)
#4 ~Psi-Channeler~[78077]
87.norfolk-08-09rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Damn you put these out fast =O
#5 RyeBone[78078]
CBL-franklu.hs.earthlink.net
Heh, I enjoyed the Star Trek theme from beginning to end.
#6 DrAwesome[78080]
PPP-155-57.va.sprint-hsd.net
ahahah 2 wins using 2 battlecruiser. Dref you are my hero
#7 ~Psi-Channeler~[78081]
87.norfolk-08-09rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Hahahaha 1 BC! That's rich.

Later,
-Psi


#8 Monty Pylon[78082]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
"The course of action these newbies took were highly illogical. I will never understand the human sense of panick. What do you think docter?"

"Dammit I'm a docter not a general. What do you think Scotty?"

"All I know is that the replicators donna have the power to make more donuts. Aye i like my donuts. What do you think Captin?"

"Buy..things from...priceline.com."





#9 afro[78083]
ucsfras-246-132.ucsf.edu
wow
#10 WhiteLancer[78084]
17-031.018.popsite.net
Its still sad that you need to pick on newbies, nice micro though.
#11 Templar569[78085]
1Cust160.tnt2.trenton.nj.da.uu.net
"Damnit, Scottie! I need more power!!"
#12 [remember]star[78086]
207-172-130-186.s186.tnt3.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
LOL I loved it dref! Keep em comming! I loved it. I remember when I loved BC's and made nukes.. when I was a newbler I loved making 5 bunks and just getting 10 nukes:-)

next br! Nuke rush! yeah!!!!!!


name it
"finding a use for optical flare"

and flare their overloards then nuke rush<i>!</i>

yay!

Hehehehe

"I'm like a cockroach! I keep on living" LOL













#13 teck.lika.hore[78087]
JHU0024.res.jhu.edu
MWA H AH AH AH A HA AH A. goddamn funny man. 'Shields up!' 'On Screen!' hahahahahahahha. i don't even watch star trek but that's the funniest shit i've seen in a very long time. keep up funniness

-4 for Newbie BR
+25 for writing/humor j/k gj

teck


#14 [-Loser-][78088]
ool-18bcbf32.dyn.optonline.net
If only everyone was this stupid to lose to one bc. I'm glad you post these Drefsab, something to look forward to.

[-Loser-]
#15 CynicalMagician[78089]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
congrats
#16 [78090]
as530055.infocom.com
hehe thanks guys... :)

This one was definitely a lot of fun to play and write. I think I'll play a few more games like this just for kicks.

Cheers,
Dref
#17 corbalt[78091]
cm-24-25-157-56.nycap.rr.com
I would say picking on newbies is mean, but your ideas are just too funny and original! Keep it up dude :)
#18 Sexy^Orangutang[78093]
c1256320-a.stcla1.sfba.home.com
O-W-N-A-G-E



1 bc...lol! its killin me...

next br do with only 3 d matrixed marines with no meds ^^
#19 Gungan2000[78094]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Dref,

A funny report as always, but I beg to differ on the way you went about playing this particular game. Chapter 1, To Kill a Newbie was an even match. Both of you played the game as it was supposed to be played. With this game, you restricted yourself to the survival of your own ship, and you made no mention of telling the other player so I assume you never did tell them.

That then, is a psychological advantage on your part. they can attempt to lay waste to your home base and you wouldn't panick and hurting your economy would not directly affect the performance of your game because you were playing a one battlecruiser game. Your oppenent assumed you were playing a full game, and his strategy was developed as such.

I agree RainWarrior, your second opponent is not an expert, not by a long shot, but based on his tactics, I believe he would have proved to be a more formidable opponent than his performance had you played the game in its regular fashion as well.
#20 Wafers[78098]
spider-th074.proxy.aol.com
i kinda disagree i mean the guy lost to one battlecruiser it isn't like its that hard to battle off one battlecruiser
#21 Gungan2000[78099]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Yea. But had he known that Dref was playing a Battlecruiser game, he would have acted differently. And it's not even a matter of scouting. He could scout all he wanted and he still would not have known Dref was relying his win or loss based on that one ship.

It's a matter of could have, would have and should haves, but it's important. I don't think it was a fair fight.
#22 [78100]
as530055.infocom.com
hehe Gungan,

You're right, I had an unfair advantage because I used one battlecruiser the whole game... :P

Dref
#23 Gungan2000[78102]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Yea. But had he known that Dref was playing a Battlecruiser game, he would have acted differently. And it's not even a matter of scouting. He could scout all he wanted and he still would not have known Dref was relying his win or loss based on that one ship.

It's a matter of could have, would have and should haves, but it's important. I don't think it was a fair fight.
#24 Gungan2000[78103]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Eeer... sorry about that double post.

Dref, why don't you play another couple of games and tell your newbie victims that your using one battlecrusier, make them hunt for it. Call it "The Hunt for Red Dreftober"

eh? eh?

i'd like to see the results.

#25 Planetkilr[78106]
ip-251.ip-pool.interlink-cafe.com
Results: Dref dies.

Playing with only one attacking unit is too serious of a handicap for the game to be fair. (You'll notice the SCVs never attacked, the sci vessels never used irradiate, etc.)

The opponents ignorance of the rules is Drefsab's only chance at victory, as any newbie can beat down a single BC, even a dmatrixed one.

Great BR, BTW. And did you ever upgrade the BC's attack/armor?
#26 Planetkilr[78107]
ip-251.ip-pool.interlink-cafe.com
It is a balance, of a sort. (If only a queer one)
#27 Melvinator[78108]
c651883-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com
"Damnit, Scottie! I need more power!!"

"I can't do it, Captain! I canni reach the control panel!"
#28 Gungan2000[78109]
cr577363-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
LOL Melvin! That's classic Simpsons!
#29 [78110]
as530055.infocom.com
planet, no BC upgrades... just the yamato...

Dref
#30 Cearas[78111]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
haha. Owned newbs with a BC. Hahahaha.
#31 w00tman[78112]
CWIP-T-007-p-218-228.tmns.net.au
I'm also like the cockroach
I live in squalor
I eat shit
And I keep coming back for more bitch
#32 youngbeard[78114]
HULALA.REM.CMU.EDU
<h1>LOL!</h1>
#33 Guy Montag[78118]
1Cust100.tnt21.chi5.da.uu.net
Great report!~! I loved it.

gj gjg jgjgjg
#34 [78120]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
the cockroach quote is so quotable
#35 america~jin[78126]
12.7.75.67
Kinda lame :(
#36 DrAwesome[78130]
208.6.90.4
"Captain, Anubis is hailing us," announced the communications officer.

"On screen," said the captain.

Anubis-101: "This map sux"

ahhahhahahaha
Fractal please consider that for a quote... lol
#37 Axegrinder01[78131]
healtheast.org
I agree with Drawesome thats is a kick butt quote. As for whether they should know or not. I think dref did the right by not telling them. You forget how easy it is to confuse a newbie. Plus they would think he is just pulling their chain. Who in their right mind would only use one battlecruiser...oh wait....sorry Dref....:)
Any who I think as long as he sticks to his rules then it is okay.
Great BR!!!! 9
Peace
Axe
#38 Juraveil[78133]
216.115.160.20
ROFLMAO!
#39 [78135]
208.196.35.239
hehe, I thought the cockroach quote was hilarious too, especially when you consider in that context that I just beat down his main with one battlecruiser.

hehe :)
Dref
#40 D-o-r-f-l[78141]
63.92.159.90
dref shouldnt have to tell them. I mean, in any game, its pretty much a given that your base will be attacked and it needs to be defended. Even though dref didnt TELL him, when the bc was attackin his main, the game was pretty much on the BC, and the newbie should have known he would lose the game if he didnt kill the bc because he would lose his base.

or somethin, i havent even eaten breakfast yet
#41 WhiteLancer[78142]
55-128.018.popsite.net
Maybe own someone with 1 Guardian, 1 queen, 1 defiler, and 1 Overlord.
#42 RainWarrior[78143]
ACAAD88E.ipt.aol.com
HEY SCREW YOU GUYS. HE IS CHETER FOR HIT FAST TO THE BATTLE CROOSER. MAP REVEL.
#43 Monty Pylon[78144]
gateway3.culinary.edu
Dref,

try the "creeping the terran" strat or better try using a rax for the same strat.
#44 badtz_maru[78146]
209.27.162.74
pissed rainwarrier?
oh well a chobo player such my self
would prolly died too
funni report flash woulda ownd
#45 Blah Blah Blah[78162]
AC892AED.ipt.aol.com
Lolol, "BATTLE CROOSER"
And Gungan, shut up, trying to sound all high-ass and mighty with a strategic analysis of the game, 1 unupgraded BC is not > whatever they wanted to build, either way if dref had lost all of his buildings he would have lost the game, so all of you bleeding-heart newbie lovers can blow me
#46 Heartcutter[78176]
216.136.200.115
another stellar report.

-HC
#47 'bengalaas'[78177]
ws-207-213-163-11.washoe.k12.nv.us
Bah, I like your fanfics..
7
Yours Truly 'Bengalaas'
#48 ~Psi-Channeler~[78190]
88.norfolk-06-07rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Gungan, Hunt for Red October was a good movie =D

In reflection, this reminds me of a sad, sad 2v2 I played yesterday... 6 lurks + 12 goons > them. I lost 1 lurker and my ally lost 2 goons.

-Psi
#49 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[78193]
static-45.itcanada.com
*The <i>Enterprise</i> rocked from the sudden asault as the enemy fleet thundered out of the stars, weapons ablaze.*

"Newblar shields at 60% and holding!"
"I'm reading an energy surge from the lead Newblenular vessel!"
"Hold those shields, Scottie! Sulu, take us in!"
"Aye sir!"
"Sir, the nebula gases seem to be flowing in this direction . . . if we can get the Newblenular fleet to follow us into it, we can fire off a photon torpedo burst, causing an Ion storm . . . which will initiate a level 3 shockwave in their direction."
"Excellent plan, Spock! Take us there!"
"Right away sir! Maximum Impulse!"
"Hail the Newblenulars!"
"No repsonse, sir, they've blocked all frequencies!"
"We've reached the Nebula!"
"Shields at 30%! Those Newblenular phasers are doing massive damage! I danno if we can hold for long!"
"Scottie, do your best! Prepare a photon torpedo!"
"Aye!"
"Shields failing!"
"The Newblenular vessels have pursued us, sir!"
"Photon torpedo ready! "
. . . . . .
<i> tense silence </i>
(hoarse whisper) "Fire."

*torpedo shoots out from the massive white ship, explodes, massive shockwave thunders out from detonation, huge Ion storm, Tmac smashes into the camera somehow*

"The Newblenular shields are collapsing! All ships destroyed!"
"Turn about! Evade that shockwave!"
"Yes sir!"
"Maxium Impulse!"
"Sir! Newblenular Bird of Gay decloaking off the port bow! She's energizing!"
"Shields up! Class 7 evasive maneouvers!"

*The <i> Enterprise </i> swerves wildly to avoide a spread of furious green torpedoes, most of which hurtle past with a shriek. Two smash into the shields, which flicker briefly under the homosexual assault*

"Shields at 10%! Anti-matter containment field collapsing! We can't keep this up fer long, Captain!"
"You're going to have to, Scottie!"
"Sulu, Concentrate fire on their engines!"
"Sir! If we can send a phased disrupter blast at their phaser banks . . . that may negate the newbulinon conductors for the homo arrays!"
"You're right! Reconfigure and fire at their phasers!"
"Shields collapsing!"
"Damage report!"
"Hull breach on Decks 3 through 7!"
"Evacuate those decks immediately! Send a repair team down there!"
"Yes sir!"
"Phaser reconfigured! Energizing!"

*A lightning-blue beam sizzles out from the <i> Enterprise </i> and slices into the enemy vessel, ripping it to simthereens in a blaze of glory*

"Well done. Take us out of here, maximum Warp . . .

Engage!"




Oh man, why did I do THAT.

Oh well. I disagree with your comments about cruiser usefulness ( I'd give it a big NO ), but the report was hysterical. GJ!
#50 CynicalMagician[78194]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
haha dag has reached grb's level of nerdiness. he's writing star trek fan fic. =)
#51 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[78203]
static-45.itcanada.com
Yep, you will now worship me.
#52 Baxter-O'Bixby[78212]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
AHAHAHA!!! Now I want to see you win with only defilers and drones, Dref.

<big><b>10!!!</b></big>
#53 [78221]
as530075.infocom.com
wow... uhhh... Dag

That was pretty amazing... :)

Dref
#54 _dev_null[78225]
pool239.tyler.net
i think dref has a newbie hack

GIVE ME YOUR NEWBIE HACK DREF
#55 bhelliom[78228]
proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com
rain lmao... map revel not even map hack and he didnt even spell reveal right! LMAO. and gungan... plz. no more posts about ur analysis about the psyciatric health of the players or watever u were doing. were all very pleased that u can write like that but i mean really.. u trying to blame the newbies loss ON A PSYCALOGICAL ADVATAGE??? ... well dref i must say they are funny like W H O A to read but newbie bashing is gaysu :O. kaka good br's nonetheless. PeAcE YO~~
BHeLL
#56 Zumbooruk[78248]
AKCF3.xtra.co.nz
Always a fan.
#57 Plague[78289]
proxy3-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
lol, Dref you own. Next time, go mass optic flare, like 30 medics.
#58 CornedBee[78294]
TK147047.univie.teleweb.at
Say, Dref, how many games did you LOOSE???? I mean, it's not easy to find such newbies nowadays. (But I can remember the time when I thought of MY BC to be a massive force and my enemy considering it such a big threat, he sent like two dozens of scourge after it. My first .net expression then was a dozen of BCs comin and totally raping me)

CornedBee
#59 [78323]
as530078.infocom.com
Beef, I played two games and won them both. I have never lost doing this strategy. :) (seriously)

Dref
#60 BUU[78332]
AC8F9FEC.ipt.aol.com
the fact that you have never lost using this strat. Scares me. I am now deeply scarred. I will have to go hide in a kitchen, and relive all my ignomious defeats.. to think, if i had just used ONE bc, i would of won all those times!!

And i think gungan was just being funny (hey, i thought it was funny damn it!) i mean, the idea of them not knowing about the one bc.. lol.. although his points were true, i think you should make the "hunting of dreftober" ...
#61 +AnathemA+[78360]
phnxdslgw9poolA128.phnx.uswest.net
dag being the exception, all the "funny" star trek quotes were atrocious. gj, dref, i thought it was neat.
#62 Prester John[78361]
137.187.49.135
Not as funny as the "Devourer Ring" BR, but a lot more fair to the newbies. It's a new thrill for the decadent SC elite--interject new spice into the game by beating newbies with two hands tied behind your back! I second Plague's request. I wanna see a big Optic Flare report. _That_ would be some impressive micro, even against a newbie!

Believe it or not, I think I maybe picked up something strategically useful from this report. It's reminded me that I should really use D-Matrix a lot more than I do, which is never.
#63 death_head[78428]
aero2.snds.com
<color="blue">I suck at html if this is not blue.
#64 death_head[78429]
aero2.snds.com
<color="blue">I suck at html if this is not blue.
#65 death_head[78430]
aero2.snds.com
Would somebody please tell me how to do color
#66 BOBBY357[78630]
spider-to017.proxy.aol.com
LOL OMFG rain warrior is a chobo god!!!! "battle crooser" LOL!!!
#67 Baxter-O'Bixby[79154]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Gungan... I'm sorry, but by your logic, any fight is an unfair one unless each side tells the other exactly what strat they're using. Had Dref told the newblars that he was using one BC, they would respond in standard Newblar fashion and build 6.022*10^23 turrets all around their base, to stall him for the half hour till they had a sufficient number of wraiths or whatever to blast one cruiser out of the sky. :-)

But Dref, I gotta ask.. where do you FIND these newbies? It usually takes me quite a few tries before I can find someone who'll lose to a BGH Strat of the Day. Is it just my execution of them?
#68 Cearas[79164]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
hehe, funny.
#69 .high+templar.[79829]
207-172-196-19.s19.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com
most illogical
#70 Spuzz[81424]
jfsn-01-193.dialup.netins.net
Ahaha, great stuff Drefsab. Kept me laughing the whole time :D

Spuzz
#71 Spuzz[81425]
jfsn-01-193.dialup.netins.net
Ahaha, great stuff Drefsab. Kept me laughing the whole time :D

Spuzz
1/22/00
#72 afa[84315]
pool0817.cvx36-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
this proves my pointL:

the only way to beat a newb strat is use a newb strat
consider this;

if the guy used mass cannons, he would have won.

lol. great report. lets play and 1bcv1bc game sometime.....
#73 TM[132374]
65.120.150.5
Final Post: 12/4/02
#74 Flint79[132972]
CPE014380015893.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wrong. last
#75 wakiki[154004]
cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh. I like gungan's arguement. "You are placing yourself at a disadvantage by using one battlecruiser, so now you must place yourself at more of a isadvantage by telling him your strategy. That will even things out."

Liked the report though.



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