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"Unfortunately, the evil Protoss military-industrial complex had so heavily polluted the SCV's normal migratory pathway with cannons that not one made it to the mating grounds."
- FunnyMarx's Much Ado About Nuking.




#1 Johnny_Vegas[2161]
Yeah, 1999 asked me afterwards why my base was so poorly defended. I said "Corsairs can't shoot ground". In retrospect I should have defended it a little better, but I was comsatting decently and didn't see much threat. I was relying on my few marines , a few ghosts and a tank to handle anything. On a sidenote, I played a protoss on ladder the next day on dire straits. It got into late game, and it was Carriers vs BattleCruisers. He was short on cash though and I wasn't. I kept sending a Dmatrixed SV to EMP his expansion nexus, then I would have 4 yamatos finish it off. Then I would fly away! hehe. did that FIVE times.. I guess it got costly.
#2 ronin~[2167]
hehe, gj mr vegas. i have just one question. how many reaver blasts would it take to kill a supply depot? 12, 13?? help me out here. i don't know about u sometimes. and can someone explain to me how nukes all of a sudden do 750 damage to kill a nexus, but cannot kill JV's supply depots. i'm dying for a rematch Jv. look me up online.

peace

#3 [FLS]prozerran[2173]
HeHE Johnny=nuking God. Forget it toss players, once johnny got his nukes online, you're dead.
#4 Mark4[2174]
A nuke will kill a nexus if its dead on it and you emp the nexus just before the nuke hits.
#5 K0balt[2175]
"like an erect penis it's ready to shoot its load"? ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that's a good one... anyways good BR :P
#6 HolyAnarchy{GK}[2183]
Ok, I admit it, the toss was me. Yeah yeah, shut up. I thought i did ok considering it was my second island game with toss, and he only nuked twice... Oh well. Good game vegas, and 1999, I told you NO BATTLE REPORT! Oh well, to late again. Hehehe. Ok, cya later.
#7 HolyAnarchy{GK}[2184]
A few more things, try to get more in depth with the bo. You said during the game his was really weird. Oh well. And i wouldn't call it extreme egoism, more like knowing i was gonna lose and knowing every sorta sucks up to johnny and mark, so the br was basicly gonna slam me, although yes, i am competent. Lol. Though that doesnt have anything to do with this. Even though those nukes killed my exp, they are damn annoying, especially on that map because you can lauch a nuke from the safety of your home base or your exp.
#8 Johnny_Vegas[2185]
Yeah, I was a little worried when you dropped my exp. I think I sent a SV to EMP, and a couple wraiths to Attack move to that spot. I didn't even see the archon die, or the reaver. Hehe I was off somewhere else setting up defense on my 2nd exp. Either that or I was launching that nuke. What people don't realize is Nukes do 1000 points of dmg to a nexus. Take away the shields with emp, and the nuke will always kill it if you target right next to it. You don't even need to nuke right on the nexus. I've nuked peon lines before and EMPed, and the nexus still died. hehe Good thing about nexuses is the dmg is permanent so you can kill it with a 2nd nuke or some wraiths if you failed to finish it with the first nuke. You were pissing me off, cause you psi-stormed like 8 of my wraiths! Usually I can fly away before I die. Damn extra high latency.
#9 Johnny_Vegas[2186]
And another thing.. 2 nukes kills anything.. even 2500 HP Zerg Hives!
In that case each nuke would do.. 1667 pts of dmg to the hive!!
#10 -=1999=-[2188]
It was a good game!! Thats why I posted it, HolyAnarchy.
You did Good with the first attack, but didn't follow up. :(


#11 GhOsT~lizard[2192]
Wow JV demonstates his impressive nuke skillz again, GREAT BR!:) Where's the six pack at:) hehe
#12 -StickmaN-[2203]
Just thought I should point out that a nuke does 2/3 of a units' <b>maximum</b> hit points (+sheild if toss) so u don't have to emp before u launch, just before it lands.
#13 UpgradedKakaru[2213]
What i dont understand is, holy left after 2 nukes???
Im sure u still had a chance. Didnt u have reavers or goonss
?

#14 Entaro Adun[2216]
Good Luck, Johnny, you and Mark4, in that War Wolves StarCraft tournament. You'll versus people called peonrapist
and shiroman on June29 at 6pm. Their names don't sound like you two's match!

Best of Luck,

Entaro.




#15 GhOsT~lizard[2219]
Actually peonrapist and Shiroman are pretty good players)
#16 Johnny_Vegas[2247]
Hmm.. Nice Bengalaaas art. hehe freaky stuff
#17 The_Toothbrush[2249]
Hi, have you ever licked a cow? I did once, and felt very orgasmic.
#18 Entaro Adun[2342]
Nope, toothbrush, i never liked the cow before, but the cow liked my hand once. it was like "Yuck!!!"

#19 The_Toothbrush[2420]
Entaro Adun, will you make love to me?
#20 Entaro_Adun[2437]
"U SUK AND U R GAY", toothbrush.



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