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"there was a rather large thread, devoted to the unveiling of Blizzard's plans for Starcraft 2.
"Neat," I thought to myself, "I'll probably have to check that out when it gets released."
Then, as I thought about it a little bit more, I began to realize the significance of a sequel to the best video game ever made, and promptly orgasmed all over my keyboard."
-Decay




#1 Ling-erie[91904]
dialup.212-140-72-28.tesco.net
By the way, don't bother billing me for a new hampster ok ^^
#2 nosrepleartsrif[91906]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
1st!
#3 MatriX(SR)[91920]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
asdf well i actually read the thing first :).. good report.. 10!!! I guess, i dunno..
#4 Mattkid[91922]
209.53.21.116
hm..
#5 derek[91923]
AC8910C6.ipt.aol.com
this is excellent, although the pics are fuzzy, that can be fixed (just get some friend with dsl to download psp)

and you have enormous potential...if you want a 10 you will have to BR me tho ^^

#6 testosterone[91926]
mkc-65-28-58-53.kc.rr.com
one thing i noticed, use higher quality jpegs, it helps :), ill read and comment in a bit
#7 Ling-erie[91927]
dialup.212-140-72-28.tesco.net
I used low quality jpegs to decrease d/l time for people, but if the consensus is that they're not worth it, then i'll use the high quality ones next time... remember, you asked for it!!!
#8 the()vermind[91930]
proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com
interesting report ling, it took me an hour to read, while switching from my bot, to diffrent windows, and watching tv. Overall, a very solid and well balanced br, the game was great, the text was so so, etc. However, in the beginning of the br, there were very small errors that detracted from the report very little. the humor seemed a bit forced, but nonetheless was funny. Finally, the only major problem with this report was the pictures. However, you show major potential, and I wouldn't be suprised if this did better than my latest br. range is 7-9 (the last number must not be spoken) , I give 8-0, again, great job
#9 Squad-o-death[91964]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
remember me?? This was a great BR, the jpegs were low-quality, but you explained why. (The goddamn anime chk needs to be naked with bigger guns...hehe...)

i give it a 8-9. =)

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD




#10 DrAwesome[91966]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
hmm tough one to rate once again
the images were well done (if not too fuzzy) for ms paint and the game sounded pretty cool.
Unfortunately, what took away from this report was your writing :[. you tried to be funny way too often, usually not achieving it, which REALLY distracted from the flow of the report. The writing was also sorta dry - eg, he did this then he did that then he did this then he did that etc, and when you tried to make it sound majestic like from a novel, it just sounded sorta awkward

well, all in all an above average report - 6+ 1 or 2 for the great game and good pics
so, the rating i would give would depend on other ratings. if i were the only one, you would get an 8
DrAwesome





#11 Dampiere[91972]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
good report guy, well done, i liked the collage pics. lots of clear effort on your part. the anime chick was cool, the attention to detail in the pics seemed to be better than the writing. you also didnt really seem to have your heart in the game. maybe i'm wrong.
overall, GJ,
8.5
dampiere


#12 DivvyO[91977]
162.119.232.100
Did you have to color every single reference to either race? I think the ultra use of colored words, and the uber-fuzzy collages with flighty pink borders kinda took away from this report, which was of a decent game against P beating Z on temple (yay!)

I, too, once overdid on the coloring of words. Looking back, it was damn distracting.

If I was a rater, I'd give this a ... 7.



#13 Storm[91978]
AC89BBE8.ipt.aol.com
The last pic made up for whatever was missing, or bad in the report. :P

8-9

#14 Corbalt[91979]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
Very, VERY well done. your best br by far in my opinion.

I dunno about other people but i really enjoyed this shit. If i were taking the rating test i'd give it a 10 ;).

the anime chick at the end rivaled nobo's ;)



#15 HKRules[91985]
c319087.extern.lawrenceville.org
THAT was pic heavy? 48.61 seconds was all it took to download it at peak hours...

Nice report though...you need more high-quality pictures. Many more.

#16 y0urg0d[91987]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
Yes... yes... very good. 9.

too much colour tho.

#17 livingexception[91992]
spider-tj054.proxy.aol.com
Grat effory on a great game. The writing style was great; you were funny, descriptive, and fresh (I like that cannonball on Jupiter analogy). The pics were tastefully done for Paint, if not blurry. The pink background seemed kinda out there seeing as how the zerg lost. I didn't really mind the colored words tho. All in all, a gold worthy effort. 7.5

LE
#18 MasterRace[91995]
1Cust15.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net
Very gosu enlarged picture..
9
good game too
#19 -=StukaBomber=-[91999]
spider-mtc-te022.proxy.aol.com
BRILLIANCE! A MASTERPIECE! 9 for game, 10 for anime chick.
Most people don't realize it, but many of us just stare at Hentai all day, seeing the sailor senshi doing some naughty things...well...me and Rommel at least. I have no life.::Cries::
Nice anime chick pic,she's got some big friggin guns. And her weapons aren't half bad,either =)
#20 mr.fart[92001]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
that was a really nice report.
a good game, a really long and good game.


10

Btw, i know what i say means jack shit to you. =P
#21 Silence[92033]
CPE-144-132-81-11.vic.bigpond.net.au
I reckon its a 9.4½
#22 ~man'o'steel~[92072]
bess-proxy1.k12.ar.us
hey man! that owned all! you were defenitely not overdoing the colored text. it's not distracting and it just looks cool as well as helping the mind relate the name to the player in the pics. the pics weren't all that fuzzy and you had an ideal number of them. i liked the shot of the protoss base quite a bit. write some more soon! i loved it

>or=9.5
#23 Ling-erie[92073]
dialup.212-140-74-100.tesco.net
Thanx all, i DO care what u write in the comments sections. I was scheptical about the colour usage in the text so i'll reduce it a little next time. The images will be better and i'll try and do another long game again. I'll see what i can do about "getting into the game" a little more, and the writing went from crap to good, so i'll try ant retai some consistancy next time. Any other comments welcome, please elaborate more (some of you) so i know exactly what you thought was good or bad.

Thanx again
#24 CKane[92101]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Id give it a ?(3x^2) where the integral limits are 0 and 3.

Thats 9 to the layperson.
#25 [e]lle[92117]
202.156.0.2
this is awesome! especially the anime chick :D
#26 [92123]
pm3-1-26.boscobel.mwt.net
FAGITSDDADSJH:K!@@@@!!!!!!1111111
#27 iggy[92143]
adsl-64-160-24-117.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
=o
#28 +Mep+[92173]
A040-0053.PHL2.splitrock.net
Very good BR ling. Heh, writing was cool, game was great {P beat Z on found temple!? =o}and, the anime chick was sexy. Heh, and try harder to get quoted, plz thx gw.

+Mep+
#29 CrackHeadJeb[92388]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hrm. It couldn't have been that good of a game. Usually when the Protoss player outresources the zerg player, it's a serious beatdown.

Sorry to say this, but some of your jokes had me writhing in my chair (in the non-fun way). Stop trying to get quoted. People tend to be funniest when they don't try. ^^

I can understand the pic quality, but I can understand the reaction to them here as well. In my 2-parter, I was told not to submit in two parts because I only had 3.3 megabytes of pics. imho, the pic quality wasn't bad enough to detract from the battlereport.

Saying all of that, I'd give you an 8. Good job.
-CrackHeadJeb
#30 ~][|(~bloke[92623]
AC820CCB.ipt.aol.com
That was A godly battle report. Im sorry im but a simpel farmer but that was very funny in my humbel opinion but hay dont lisen to me I live in a box....
P.S. has anyone seen my pet cow flosy?
#31 `Running_Bear`[92933]
216-53-210-137.ppp.mpinet.net
liked the br. mainly the chick. next time, put another one that has huge boobs and looks really nice. it was overall funny and the pics were good



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