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#1 [SM]Strega~F[98329]
proxy2.senet.com.au
1st
=o


Strega



#2 GriFFiN[98333]
spider-mtc-tg053.proxy.aol.com
1st non-author!!
#3 RubiksCube[98334]
platz17.pags.de
1st in game participant.

Man, that was a hell of a night I was so drunk, lol

#4 RubiksCube[98337]
platz17.pags.de
weeee Ownage. 10 for Humor, 10 for having good-looking Players in it.
#5 RubiksCube[98340]
platz17.pags.de
btw, completing the wall-in with an so-called offensive pylon, is not a bad tactic, considering most players go metal vs toss, for you can run in with zeals, if there is a pylon, not depot
#6 Bullis[98346]
212.209.45.109
excelent! =) funny!
#7 LizardKudzu[98348]
204.29.64.39
thats the strega br pic style im talkin about
#8 Psyonic_Reaver[98353]
1Cust91.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Good report but sometimes it wasnt funny. Well I did chuckle but not an lol outa me sorry. I'd say 7-8
#9 |nt|~Squad[98356]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
gw. now to wank of at the anime chick and the two lesbians in the first pic. =O
#10 PsychoChimpy[98357]
spider-tj012.proxy.aol.com
U got a replay of the games?
9
-Brickroad



#11 joe[98358]
pm1-35.sj.redshift.com
lesbians , 10
#12 Puck[98361]
204.29.64.39
whore
#13 WarLeaderJustin[98363]
adsl-64-171-77-164.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
I just open your reports to look at the title/end picture.

A short burst of honesty :)

#14 ground-LOBP-[98368]
syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com
no more ground-bashing plz :(

humor fell flat in most places, i didn't like the writing very much, but it was a decent br


6.5




#15 Raging~Kozak[98370]
static24-72-6-129.reverse.accesscomm.ca
I can just imagine how funny this was to watch. The br was good because I could follow what was obviously anything but a logical game.

RK

#16 john[98371]
adsl-63-202-179-134.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
good report
#17 Some guy...[98379]
sdn-ar-004nypougP314.dialsprint.net
Ground, is there something permanently wedged in your ass?
#18 Syndrome_Zed[98383]
P124-Dell.Stanford.EDU
Great report, but I can't believe no one's asked you who the lesbians are at the beginning!

Movie clip, or friends of yours? If the latter, I'm going to have to visit Australia soon ;). <g>

Definitely worthy of gold!



#19 Satan'sCookies[98384]
cs6625141-24.austin.rr.com
I OWN YOU ALL WITH MY MANNER BUNKERS~~~
#20 [98386]
pool-63.49.138.140.bltm.grid.net
The humour didn't always work -- sometimes it just felt like you were trying too hard and it came off as "Lookit me, I'm trying to be funny". However, the parts that worked, really worked. 7.5.

Cheers.

#21 [SM]Strega~F[98387]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Wow cool, I hope that 7.5 comes true. Maybe 8 ....
Anyway, the humour was supposed to bring a smile to your face, so anything above that was just a bonus. People have diff. senses of humour and, as such, I tried to mix it up a little bit so that everybody could enjoy it. Pls tell me what parts you thought were funny, so that I can focus more on that aspect in my next one. Thx.


Strega



#22 [SM]Strega~F[98388]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Oh yeah, those 2 lesbians came about from my sister's 21st birthday. My uncle took the photo(s) of the 2 chicks (sister's best friend and some blonde chick who I've never met). He's an Internet Site Manager dude, so he knows stuff when it comes to image editing, html etc. Hope that clears it up a little bit. Oh, and if anybody wants a name, the black-haired chick's name is Kylie.


Strega
#23 )(V)(aster[98389]
spider-mtc-tc024.proxy.aol.com
Z > Me
Lesbians > All
8 - Gw
#24 b0wgard[98390]
dialups-614.palmer.mtaonline.net
hmm gotta love those lezbos !! and although they wernt naked and getting freaky it was still a good anim.. errm i mean battlereport (like WLJ i just looked at the lezbos and the anime)

so Good work!! even tho im sure you didnt pose and or draw for those pics
#25 b0wgard[98391]
dialups-614.palmer.mtaonline.net
P.S. that anime was almost Nobo quality, and seeing it brought up memories of carriers vs newbs... sigh god i miss his reports =*(
#26 ???????[98424]
adsl-64-171-6-48.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net
lesbians hehe nice...........
#27 [98438]
pool-63.49.159.39.bltm.grid.net
It's not necessarily a matter of focusing on particular parts of the humour, since (as you noted) everyone finds different things funny. It's like watching a Hot Shots or Naked Gun movie... there's an attempt at a joke every four seconds, and while most of them slap you in the face with their stupidity, every few scenes you'll hit something you think is hilarious.
#28 livingexception[98442]
spider-wl071.proxy.aol.com
Richard simmons part was the funniest thing in there. I bet Rubiks likes Sweatin' to the Oldies! Anyways, the games were funny as crap (at least they seems that way), but you did try to make a joke out of every little thing. It's like walking down the street and having a woman yell "REAL OAKLEY, FIE DOLLA!" at you constantly (go to Chinatown in NYC and you'll see what I mean). And what kinda pic editor do you use, cause I'll wait 10 mins for readable pics if you can manage. Well written though, keep pluggin

le
#29 [SM]Strega~F[98471]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Ok, thanks for the ideas guys. I'll try to make my next humour-report (if I do one) much less in-your-face.
Thanks again,


Strega
#30 SarcasticSage[98709]
207.157.58.59
I bow to the might of the final pic, kudos to nude anime, ooo huntai owns everyone :P

Also seeing another Texan drunk is funny to me :D kudos to Cookie

-SS
#31 SarcasticSage[98710]
207.157.58.59
typos > all

hentai > all

Lesbos > all

-SS < than some :(
#32 ScotTt[141165]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
This brought a smile to my face :)



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