| #1 Phobos_ColZ[98879] |
| AC82EA36.ipt.aol.com |
Ban.
Seriously though, hopefully all the HTML held up and you're seeing my first report and I hope you like it. Thanks to all the people who helped me. Comment, suggest, and flame away. |
| #2 LuckyNewbie:P[98880] |
| user-33qtpbl.dialup.mindspring.com |
| First! |
| #3 Star134[98883] |
| spider-ti074.proxy.aol.com |
| Pure gold. Alt text owned too. |
| #4 +Mep+[98884] |
| nic-245-c3-1.mn.mediaone.net |
| ROFL......is it just me or does alt text not work on macs? And if it does can you tell me how to make this damned computer wannabe do it? Thanks. |
| #5 Syndrome_Zed[98885] |
| P124-Dell.Stanford.EDU |
-1 for being a communist in an era when communism is DOA - even if that is somehow appropriate.
+1 for the Janet Reno dig.
-10 for poking your big white spear in a demon. Get a hooker, you sicko :).
Honestly, the text color could have been a bit darker, but it was legible. I don't know if it's D2 or your style, but the reports of the actual battles seemed glossed over. Either you need to embellish more, or D2 is just not very good for BR'ing. Pics were interesting, but battle shot or 2 would be nice.
And sometimes I got lost trying to figure out exactly what was going on, especially regarding the named ppl like Nethack. I couldn't tell who was an avatar and who was a game character. But I don't play D2 much at all, so again it may be a limitation of D2 reporting.
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| #6 Spuzz[98886] |
| jfsn-02-109.dialup.netins.net |
ROFL!! This was hilarious! I had a lot of fun reading it, and when I got to the end, I wanted more. Write another, will you? More more more
Spuzz |
| #7 FuRyEDge[98887] |
| cx665824-a.irvn1.occa.home.com |
Hahahahaha!! Nice character names!! Having played D2, I realize that battles against the demons can't really have a play-by-play so there isn't really anything wrong with that. Your narration was extremely humorous and your Denny's quote needs to be, well, quoted.
"Fortunately, there was a Denny's Nearby. But on the other side of that portal was a Denny's unlike any I had ever been in. It was full of smoke, fire, blood, screams, and more monkeys. Well, all right, it was exactly like most Denny's."
Great read. No grammar or spelling mistakes; a big plus. GJ
8!! |
| #8 Phobos_ColZ[98888] |
| AC8FBF3E.ipt.aol.com |
| Hehehe, thanks alot guys. Good to know I'm not the only one with a stupid sense of humor. Spuzz, if you want more, read Cynical Magicians "Day in the life of a paladin" BR. It was the inspiration for this BR and Cyn is 10 times the writer I am. |
| #9 someone[98891] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| your necro sucks. mine > yours. |
| #10 someone[98893] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| btw nice report. you got lots of potential. humorous, good grammar, etc etc etc, the usual. |
| #11 ground-LOBP-[98894] |
| syr-24-169-68-96.twcny.rr.com |
| this owns drefsab's sc parody, 7.5 |
| #12 WarLeaderJustin[98895] |
| adsl-64-166-110-72.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| This is very good, 8 |
| #13 Commentator[98899] |
| spider-wq023.proxy.aol.com |
| 7.9 out of 8.0 i really enjoyed it but a few more jokes i mean i coulndt have done better great potential u getting paid to right this stuff? |
#14  [98907] |
| 63.173.178.6 |
| I was thinking "damn, another fucking D2 parady". But I read it and realized this is that most rare of beasts "another <i>good</i> fucking D2 parady". GW! |
| #15 [98908] |
| 63.173.178.6 |
| Damnit. When I'm in admin mode I can do html in comments =[ |
| #16 Dino Din[98916] |
| 128.227.34.112 |
a rare gem of a report these days. Different, unique, and refreshing.
8 is a fair judgement. And some of the humor was a little forced. |
| #17 [SM]Strega~F[98917] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Nice. I understood very little of this (never even played Diablo 1) but it didn't matter all that much.
I probably didn't enjoy it as much as someone who has played D2, but I liked it nonetheless. GW.
Strega |
| #18 willwinforfood[98926] |
| ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net |
| i wanted to do one of these awhile back but i decided against it. nice job. |
| #19 iggy[98927] |
| 63.145.252.113 |
i cant find cms report, "A day in the life of a Paladin"
tt
link me plz :D |
| #20 MasterRace[98930] |
| 1Cust120.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net |
I scimmed down the report and looked at the pictures, gawd damn extreamly funny..
Then I read..................................... GG NO REEE |
| #21 |]agomar[98934] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517186.sympatico.ca |
lol this was ownage, pretty much, except for some things here and there.
ROFL that last production pic . . . wow, own. |
| #22 Somebody...[98935] |
| cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com |
LOL
sby... |
| #23 binjured[98944] |
| cvg-27-161-224.cinci.rr.com |
lol nice work
Sorry kids, easter's canceled. ROFL... although u get -1 for going to rotten.com to get that :)
i woulda given it 9. gw. |
| #24 Phobos_ColZ[98947] |
| spider-mtc-te051.proxy.aol.com |
| Uh huh, binjured, how do YOU know where its from? Yea, that's what I thought :) |
| #25 [98950] |
| 63.173.178.6 |
| Heck, I'll front page this sucker for giggles. |
| #26 Gojky[98951] |
| proxy.library.uq.edu.au |
| This was seriously funny. Keep up the good work. hehe. |
| #27 Twitch[98957] |
| spider-wj042.proxy.aol.com |
| omfg my rabbit it dead |
| #28 Phobos_ColZ[98961] |
| spider-mtc-te011.proxy.aol.com |
| OMFG Mark, you're my new hero. |
#29  [98975] |
| 653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com |
| halp |
| #30 Phobos_ColZ[99002] |
| spider-tn064.proxy.aol.com |
| Fuk I r higher scor dan breeze from bob. |
| #31 Anti-Progress[99041] |
| bay2-1.daktel.com |
It was funny, but no laugh out loud funny (at least not for me, obviously I'm completely different than everyone else).
BRING ON TMAC! |
| #32 [99104] |
| rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net |
| i agree A-P |
| #33 SpAzTcWoNdrGoose[99225] |
| spider-mtc-ta053.proxy.aol.com |
Haha quite funny indeed.
I don't know what A-P is talking about but this was hilarious
although it resembles a rabbit it looks rather distorted
like it got tenderized into a fluffy ball of rabbit flesh
yea.....and stuff
.....i'm still perturbed
Oh Well. Good job.
-Goose |
| #34 SpAzTcWoNdrGoose[99227] |
| spider-mtc-ta053.proxy.aol.com |
By the way that ending kicked ass..
Haha "Your Connection Has Been Interuppted"
Haha great work.
damn its almost 4. Is it me or do you lose sense of time when your intoxicated?
I'll go play some d2 now to find out
Good Job.
-Goose |
| #35 Cearas[100689] |
| 110.a.001.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| hey hey this was pretty good, maybe I should start writing one up though. |
| #36 Spuzz[102710] |
| 63.175.166.97 |
I had to read it again :O
10/30/01
Spuzz |
| #37 fritz[112512] |
| 12-230-122-228.client.attbi.com |
| damn its was hella funny the connection interupted part was the best.... that was an owning 10//10 in my book |
| #38 Jaood[141979] |
| AC93A511.ipt.aol.com |
| :O |
| #39 Triped[141980] |
| dsc08-chc-il-4-61.rasserver.net |
| last comment stolen from your swarthy black ass |
| #40 Jaood[141981] |
| AC93A511.ipt.aol.com |
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| #41 Triped[141982] |
| dsc08-chc-il-4-61.rasserver.net |
| i wish i knew how to do blank comments =[ |
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