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#1 Mistears[103558]
sc-66-27-182-55.socal.rr.com
first. paintball owns.
#2 stonecoldnewbie[103559]
24.245.65.200
at first the paintball brs were cool, but now theyre starting to get a little old -_-
#3 Patton1944[103562]
spider-tq051.proxy.aol.com
Like any good author, I didn't take the 1st spot myself. I'm surprised...Dino Din didn't get 1st! Thank god!
Anyway, hope you liked the BR. I was gonna include pics, until I remembered that my Photoshop program is busted -.-
Yes,Paintball owns. Hopefully, some of you who actually read it will find it "Funneh", and not forced.
It would have been a little longer, but god damnit, I typed that out the same day I got home. Comments are welcome.
Taco Bell is gay.
Patton1944




#4 Furoius[103567]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
4th
#5 [SM]Strega~F[103571]
proxy4.senet.com.au
Hmm, how are we supposed to know what the fields look like? Unless you've already done a paintball BR that explained them...
In that case, allow me to remove my foot from my mouth.
=/


Strega




#6 .HeeroYuy.[103575]
168.169.8.32
dam this was a good battle report.Paint ball owns like a korean progamer in a convention with newbs.
I feel sorry for that little korean kid...not.

Nice battle report.




Ciao~







#7 BOBBY357[103581]
spider-mtc-ti042.proxy.aol.com
paintball owns. nice job.
#8 Eradicate~Me[103585]
pa-millscreek2a-200.buf.adelphia.net
nice, 5-6
#9 HOW DID I KNOW[103587]
spider-tq014.proxy.aol.com
you were going to get a seven.
#10 Nuggin[103591]
spider-mtc-ti041.proxy.aol.com
Don't make fun of Korean people.They're alot smarter then anyone else here.
#11 Puppy[103598]
spider-wn062.proxy.aol.com
If they're so smart, then why do the run off the paintball field crying? And why did that korean kid run into the middle of a field like Rambo on crack, only to be slaughtered mercilessly??
#12 stonecoldnewbie[103620]
24.245.64.22
haha gg nuggin
#13 Core[103640]
cy662178-a.huntgtn1.wv.home.com
very entertaining report.
#14 someone[103641]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
puppy you a fucking moron. look around. you see asians in big numbers in your retarded little school? most of them have IQs surpassing that of litttle pinpricks like you. that guy just didn't know how to play, and if he did, he prolly played a little too much cs, and thought it wouldn't hurt. god shutup.
#15 puppy[103651]
spider-tf032.proxy.aol.com
lol. Jebus you people take that too seriously. Yes i know, they're alot smarter than i am, and i'm not saying anything about asians. I was messing around so fuck off.
#16 Shadow D'Arc[103659]
spider-mtc-tb033.proxy.aol.com
Eh, pretty good. Semper Fi goes out to your squad leader.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#17 willwinforfood[103712]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
laughed my ass off for the whole thing. gj.

-wwff

#18 Going To Paris Island To Be a Marine[103792]
s179.clearnet.net
Marines own.....

Semper Fidelis



#19 T_Mac2[103874]
modem-64.walden.ny.fcc.net
This report sucked like a vacuum cleaner choking on a golf ball. Use more gay similes and less paragraphs, thx.
#20 Patton1944[103913]
spider-to051.proxy.aol.com
If you're gonna immitate someone, atleast make it someone who's not gay -.-

T_Mac2 is gay.
Patton1944

P.S: Thanks to all for the comments. I'll post from time to time. Patton out.




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