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#1 Clearly not DivvyO[106808]
kpcrdc.kp.org
OMG WHY ISN'T THIS RATED YET WTF
#2 Dino Din[106809]
dynamic-148-095.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
because you stole first goddamnit
#3 peon[106810]
24.92.14.158
i really hope almost everything you said in this is just a joke. if its not then u got really big problems
#4 Clearly not DivvyO[106811]
kpcrdc.kp.org
WTF FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY HORSE PEON

I pour my heart and soul into this report and all I get it little cynical titters from the likes of you? FUCK YOU

#5 ZiEk[106812]
syr-24-95-160-107.twcny.rr.com
I thought peon's BR was better.
#6 Clearly not DivvyO[106813]
kpcrdc.kp.org
ZiEk I'm gonna punch your mom so hard my mom will feel it.
#7 Manius[106815]
adsl-81-166-115.asm.bellsouth.net
7th...Clearly...you have issues man.
#8 Nuggin0[106816]
spider-te033.proxy.aol.com
I'm going to put it clear and simple so even a little kindergardner like you can understand it


EVERYONE THAT VISITS THIS SITE NOW HATES YOU!!!!!!!


Could you read that?I didnt want to confuse you with all the big scary letters and lines with dots below the

Oh and I'm glad you stole first so no one else has to suffer the embaressment of getting first on this.But thanks for posting it because after reading that I can post a BR and get a 10







#9 derek[106817]
AC801438.ipt.aol.com
i pray to god that you bleed from every orifice for using divvyo's name to trick me into reading this
#10 |]agomar[106818]
St-Catherines-ppp126447.sympatico.ca
LOL, I found this funny. ahahaha so screwed, so messed.
#11 Clearly not DivvyO[106819]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Hey Nuggin0 fuck you too, if you don't like me just don't talk to me, I don't want to talk to your ass butt either, you fucking cum-chugger.
#12 ThanatoZ[106820]
fdslppp154.spkn.uswest.net
LOL, I don't think you guys get it here. THIS WAS A JOKE. All you people are stupid. :) Sweet report, I laughed.

7

#13 gm[106825]
labs667.evansville.edu
sexiness
#14 ground-LOBP-[106827]
syr-24-58-249-106.twcny.rr.com
7

"ANTI-SEMITIC JEW" = quote

#15 |||l||||ll|||||[106831]
cdm-66-7-62-tylr.cox-internet.com
101010101

10

10

a billion 10s sir that was ownage





#16 derek[106834]
AC801438.ipt.aol.com
joke or not, bleed
#17 Arsenic[106835]
sdn-ar-004nmalbuP271.dialsprint.net
funny shit. nice.
#18 Rabid_Raccoon[106839]
A010-0001.BTVL.splitrock.net
Great report! I laughed, I cried. The amazing pics and use of color were only overshadowed by the tremendous quality of writing!

11, since a 10 just doesn't cut it!



#19 katome[106840]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
lol ehehehe
#20 Patton1944[106843]
spider-wc044.proxy.aol.com
As nuggin said, everyone here now hates you. Just like we hate crunchymaker.And Koh_Leifah. And all the other spam bastards out there.
Screw you, you red communist baby killer.
Patton1944

#21 I might be Squeaky.[106848]
syr-66-66-32-229.twcny.rr.com
BOOGERFACE.
#22 Sync[106854]
cs242232-147.houston.rr.com
hehe divvy

#23 Spuzz[106859]
di243.opencominc.com
hahahahaah
#24 Clearly not DivvyO[106862]
kpcrdc.kp.org
OMG I ONLY GOT A FIVE FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO START WRITING FANFICS AND SHIT THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BREAK THE FORUM JUST YOU WATCH JV MY DAD IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT YOUR DAD IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY.
#25 Nuggin0[106863]
spider-te033.proxy.aol.com
heh, go patton
#26 |]agomar[106864]
St-Catherines-ppp126447.sympatico.ca
ROFL
#27 NO)PaiN[106873]
spider-wm063.proxy.aol.com
Retards shouldn't be allowed to use the computer let alone starcraft and the internet...

go back into your short bus "clearly not divvyo"

#28 [SM]Strega~F[106879]
proxy1.senet.com.au
Lol, quote this please.
"ZiEk I'm gonna punch your mom so hard my mom will feel it."

I don't know, but this report just seemed fucking hilarious. A few moments went back to the "die spamming fucknut" train of thought, but on the whole this was highly entertaining.


Strega
#29 DivvyO[106881]
adsl-64-175-110-32.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
get off my name, you fuckhole.

1
#30 ZiEk[106884]
syr-24-95-160-107.twcny.rr.com
That was a good quote, I'd be famous.

Anyway, go to hell spamming retard, your not the real DivvyO so go fuck yourself fuck face!
#31 KHiLL[106885]
ool-18b8a2a6.dyn.optonline.net
funniest br i ever read
#32 Twip[106886]
port-38.gall-ts2.cloh.net
Kinda funny, but we've all seen newbie-spoofing before.
#33 Twip[106887]
port-38.gall-ts2.cloh.net
...except, apparently, the people who think this is serious...
#34 ShadowSoul[106888]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass

I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?
#35 ground-LOBP-[106890]
syr-24-58-249-106.twcny.rr.com
shadow, you just described 90% of br.comers
#36 ShadowSoul[106894]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Damn, I had hoped that somehow this BR site was exempt of those...... Oh well, this site has enough good ones to be worth staying around. If I ever catch this newbie BGH comp stomper on B.Net, I'm gonna waste his sorry ass on some Ladder map. Show him what a REAL game of SC is like. =)
#37 Ownage_Mobile[106901]
spider-wc061.proxy.aol.com
One question: why did you censor penis and "air-hole" and not censor words like fuck? And you didn't censor penis in the first paragraph, but censored it later
#38 DivvyO[106923]
adsl-64-175-110-32.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, most of you have been the victim of a cruel cruel hoax. Some bastard, posing as myself, has been going around making stupid battlereports and even stupider forum posts in my disguise. How he found out my IP from work and exploited it, I don't know. "Clearly not DivvyO" is clearly not me. Anyone who thinks so is reading into IP tracing far, far to much.

Just kidding. He really is me. Hope you enjoyed the BR.

;D
#39 Sync[106926]
cs242232-147.houston.rr.com
rofl i cant believe all you people didnt know it was divvy =[
#40 krebs[106927]
ACADC74E.ipt.aol.com
god who are all these people
#41 TheCh0b0[106929]
1Cust92.tnt1.holman.wi.da.uu.net
ROFLMGDMFAO!!! at first i couldn't decide whether it was extremely retarded or extremely funny, now that the divvyO thing is cleared up i think its clear... 10!!!
#42 SCV~007[106931]
h73n2fls33o984.telia.com
A sad moment of BR.com history :(

Are we importing morons for KJ now, or what?

TheCh0b0: that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
#43 Punck[106935]
nic-28-c218-102.new.rr.com
Oh man, where did these other people come from? I didn't know that this place could attract so many dumbasses. I thought once Bob stopped making reports that would end it.

Joey
#44 badtz maru[106937]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
^^__________ %%%
#45 Ana[106942]
dslpppa152.phnx.uswest.net
"#35 ShadowSoul[106888]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass"

so, so inept
#46 Nuggin0[106945]
spider-tl061.proxy.aol.com
go ahead and write things like this but take credit for them, and not on the 39th comment
#47 WarLeaderJustin[106948]
adsl-64-166-109-246.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
10.
#48 this was[106956]
host-216-77-213-57.fll.bellsouth.net
FUnny shit.. if any of you didnt pick up on the obvious ..

He was giving us a first-hand perspective of a newbies life
i thought this documentary was pretty much 100% correct, he described every newb possible.
#49 |]agomar[106964]
StCatherines-ppp109164.sympatico.ca
anyone who doesnt get at least some of the humour must be over 30 :O
#50 ShadowSoul[106966]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
"#46 Ana[106942]
"#35 ShadowSoul[106888]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass"

so, so inept"

Stupid, stupid bitch. The reason I posted that becuase the BR was really offensive. I have met people like that on B.Net before. I had no idea that it was Divvyo. Had I known it was a pratical joke, I would not have responded to it at all. So perhaps it is you that is inept, not I. So shove it.
#51 Twip[106970]
port-75.gall-ts1.cloh.net
WOW SHADOW, I GUESS THE NAME "CLEARLY NOT DIVVYO" DID NOT GIVE AWAY ANYTHING AT ALL, NOR DID THE FACT THAT THE BR WAS A PERFECTLY WRITTEN STEREOTYPE OF ALL THE NEWBIES YOU'VE EVER MET.
#52 Me[106972]
sdcax53-113.dialup.optusnet.com.au
ROFL
10!!
#53 Zeratul[106973]
sdn-ar-004nynyorP236.dialsprint.net
hehe, i knew it had to be a joke, but now that we know it's really him it makes the report even funnier :) a few quotes should be added in, such as:

"I don't know why they call this a mucho money map, since my 4 probes didn't seem to be mining more money than any other game I'm in, but whatever. Probably a bug or something."

LOL, 8
#54 Shadow D'Arc[106976]
spider-th083.proxy.aol.com
Hey Shadow. You playing with fire fucking with Ana. He/She/It(Not real sure) will bite your head off quite soon.

NO ONE IS - SAFE,
Shadow D'Arc
#55 Testicular_Pugilist[106978]
sttldslgw27poolA14.sttl.uswest.net
*Dies*
Give the man a 10, please.
#56 Gojky[106992]
proxy3.uq.edu.au
This was Classic.




Funny shit.



Gojky.
#57 simeon2000[107008]
216.144.24.102
I really, REALLY feel sorry for anyone who thought that this BR was... never mind. It's funny to just sit back and watch KEKEKEK ^^_____
#58 ShadowSoul[107015]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
"#52 Twip[106970]
port-75.gall-ts1.cloh.net
WOW SHADOW, I GUESS THE NAME "CLEARLY NOT DIVVYO" DID NOT GIVE AWAY ANYTHING AT ALL, NOR DID THE FACT THAT THE BR WAS A PERFECTLY WRITTEN STEREOTYPE OF ALL THE NEWBIES YOU'VE EVER MET. "

I've met people like that, so I figured one had come here. Alot of people did not know it was Divvyo, so dont start bitching at me about not knowing it was him. At SCU (Star Craft University), every so often a newby comes along and takes someones name (or makes it similar). So shove it.
#59 ShadowSoul[107023]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
And for flaming Ana, she had it coming. And I play with fire all the time, so I dont have to worry about anything. Inept, my ass........
#60 DivvyO[107024]
adsl-64-175-110-32.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Yes, ShadowSoul, you sure are hardcore. Just keep it coming, you're looking smarter with every post.
#61 Tanks-A-Lot[107028]
ts1-8.turtlelake.spacestar.net
I dunno what's funnier:

"FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST HACKING ANTI-SEMETIC JEW PINKO YANKEE FUCK. "

or

"Screw you, you red communist baby killer. "
#62 Nuggin0[107043]
spider-wm031.proxy.aol.com
I'd say screw you, you red communist baby killer is funnier cuz i dont like it when poeple abuse caps lock
#63 Nobody[107047]
pm703-11.dialip.mich.net
Whoever (or whatever) wrote the BR swears too much, is too confident in himself as there are many better players online, and thinks everything is gay.

If I could I would rate it a -1500 (OK maybe less)
I'm sure there are some people out there that would agree with me.

Without the gayness of the author I would rate the BR 3.4 points.
#64 Nobody[107049]
pm703-11.dialip.mich.net
Oh yeah, and carriers aren't that good...
I think you are a newbie...you don't even know that tanks have longer range than photon cannons.
BSing is really stupid, but I don't blame you for planning for doing it ..........................................you are too stupid to not BS. I think you get the feeling I don't really like your kind of people...

There's no point in criticizing my comments and calling me gay which you 100% chance will because I won't be in this section anymore so you'll just be wasting your time.
#65 |]agomar[107064]
St-Catherines-ppp112408.sympatico.ca
A) I knew this wasn't written by DivvyO in exactly 0.3 seconds. Which sucks, cause most people knew in exactly 0.1 seconds.
B) Nobody if you're THE ::nobody:: I'll spazz.
#66 katome[107067]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
lol of course it was divvyo, its highly unlikely that someone would smurf using his name in that way. and it was written in a sort of way that shows experience, and that it was contrived. kinda obvious ;) anyway lol that was funny I did enjoy it. I think some people might take it better under your real name tho ^-
#67 katome[107069]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
I don't mean to say it was a crap smurf of a smurf mind you, I wasn't sure until you said but I suspected something :)
#68 The_Moo[107070]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
[xxxx]____________________________/
Sword.


I think that about sums it up
#69 someone[107085]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
ownage.
#70 garett[107090]
cdm-66-64-223-tylr.cox-internet.com
nobody you're such a moron, THE WHOLE FUCKING REPORT WAS WRITTEN JUST TO MAKE FUN OF IDIOTS LIKE YOURSELF
#71 ShadowSoul[107097]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
"#61 DivvyO[107024]
adsl-64-175-110-32.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Yes, ShadowSoul, you sure are hardcore. Just keep it coming, you're looking smarter with every post."

Hey, fuck off. I wasn't talking to you. "You sure am harcore"?? Cool...... And all I was doing was making the people who were being assholes look stupid......... guess I'm hardcore alot......
#72 DivvyO[107101]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
You tell 'em, ShadowSoul. You tell the WORLD!!
#73 Eriador[107105]
galileo.ti.telenor.net
hahaha

you're the man div
#74 CaughtNaked[107110]
205.222.243.82
im so confused.... good work div?
#75 CaughtNaked[107111]
205.222.243.82
btw

"wtf get your gookspeak off this game"

quote
#76 ShadowSoul[107116]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
"#73 DivvyO[107101]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
You tell 'em, ShadowSoul. You tell the WORLD!! "

And you keep on being an asshole. If you stop, hell must have frozen over and the sky is falling.
#77 DivvyO[107117]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
I present to you ShadowSoul: Pillar of the br.com community. I suggest we all look up to him, as everyone that disagrees with him is an asshole or simply stupid. Isn't that right?
#78 ShadowSoul[107118]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
Actually no. The only reason I got mad was because some person (Ana) decides that somehow me insulting "ClearyNotDivyo" was somehow different then the rest of the people doing the same thing. "So, so inept". Remember?? What the hell happened to all the other people that didn't know that it wasn't you? Guess they just weren't inept, even though they were saying the EXACT same thing. Then you came along and started saying crap to me, even though I was talking to Twip and Ana. I aplogize for for insulting you, but I just want to know why the hell I was singled out by some ignorant pricks who really pissed me off. Disagree with me as much you want, but at least do it intelligently and do it so it address everyone that said the same thing.
#79 DivvyO[107121]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
You were singled out because while veryone else was saying "omg you suck" you said "I say, old chap, this report wasn't very good. And now I'm going to insert some humor that isn't the least bit funny, and actually grates on the nerves of others that post here."

I think Ana was commenting on the ineptnitude (ineptness? ineptability?) of your ability to make others laugh. The fact that you bought into my parody is another matter altogether

And the fact that you've got some "mission to prove" or "honor to defend" or "opinion to uphold" is doing nothing other than making this BR fat with comments.
#80 ShadowSoul[107126]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
I wasnt trying to be funny, so drop that all together. If Ana thought I was trying to be funny, then she is inept. I thought that it was a real person being a racists SOB. I really hate racists ppl, so it pissed me off. Had I known it was just some stupid joke from the start, I would have be like "Oh ha ha ha. Racists comments throughout the entire thing. How funny." Personally, I dont find racism approriate in any situation, but that is just my opinion. I dont have any of the "honor to defend" and other crap you said, so your on your own on that one. Just because I present my opinions different then "omg you suck" doesnt mean I should be singled out by idiots.
#81 |]agomar[107129]
Ottawa-ppp3517247.sympatico.ca
wow, big fancy posts. If I posted this br, I'd be proud of my comment #
#82 DivvyO[107131]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Shadow: If you don't have anything to prove, then why are you still posting?
#83 Twip[107134]
port-212.gall-ts2.cloh.net
ShadowSoul, allow me to elaborate un poquito for you:

Your response looked like it was from someone who could write and think properly, yet despite this you still weren't observant enough to see through the joke at all. Also, it isn't a similar name, or someone else using the name "DivvyO." You wail about not being able to tell what "ClearyNotDivyo" could mean, pretending it wasn't actually VERY PLAINLY SPELLED OUT as "Clearly not DivvyO."

"Alot of people did not know it was Divvyo, so dont start bitching at me about not knowing it was him." Oh, I guess something's justified if a lot of other people do it too.. Man, you're right, those assholes who talk bad about the Salem Witch Trials, they're all just haters (ask Aer0 and see!), because at the time lots of people agreed with it!


*Next Episode: ShadowSoul posts yet another defensive response that makes no sense! Don't miss it, exclusively on BR.com!*
#84 ShadowSoul[107145]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
As I have said before, at SCU, many times some idiot will come along and take someones name, or a very close variant. Do "ClearlyNotDivvyo" and "Divvyo" share any resemblance??? To me, they did!! Perhaps you should read all of my replies, not just a small section of one. Yes, I did not see the stupid joke!! My point in saying that was lots of people did not know it was him and it seemed that several individuals were singling me out, rather then address the froup. I agree with you that just because others are doing it makes it right, so don't catagorize me with people like that. My replies do make sense, providing you acually read them.
#85 ShadowSoul[107146]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
And Divvyo, why would I stop posting? the only thing I am trying do is explain why I reacted the way i did. I'm not trying to "defend my honor", merely clear this up so I don't look like some uneducated idiot who doesn't back up what he says. If it makes the BR fat, who really cares? Makes better reading then "omg you suck" or "1st!!!".
#86 DivvyO[107149]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Soul, we have read your replies, and we believe that you are starting to get repetitive.

P.S. care to explain what mystical fantasy world has b.net described as a school?
#87 [107160]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
haha, this comment section is funnier than the report
#88 TheCh0b0[107161]
1Cust193.tnt1.holman.wi.da.uu.net
rofl, SCV~007, what exactly made my post so "lame" that you felt the need to say that to me? maybe it was the whole 10 thing, i got kinda caught up in the moment ^_^ rofl
#89 |]agomar[107162]
StCatherines-ppp109159.sympatico.ca
Definately - if someone were to take this comment section and make into a br it would get gold.
#90 BR-Lurker-Guy[107173]
PIPP-p-203-54-14-207.prem.tmns.net.au
Funny how most of the people that didn't realise it was DivvyO (how could you not from the title) are the 'newcomers' to Br.com? DivvyO's view on bnet newbies and br.com newbies seems to be justified by the posts here :P

pls flame me, i want to laugh some more
#91 ShadowSoul[107186]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
I don't feel like flaming any for people, so ask someone else. I've been going to BR.com for over a year, just never felt like posting until Furious (a guy I know from SCU) started making battle reports. So I'm not a BR.com newbie. As for a B.Net newbie, well, lets just say I could probably kick your ass at any ladder map. I've been playing solely ladder maps for over 2 years.

Divvyo, wtf are you talking about a "school"? I never said anything about that that I remember........As for getting repetitive, maybe if some people had a shread of intelligence, I wouldn't have to keep posting the same thing over and over.
#92 DivvyO[107187]
kpcrdc.kp.org
"As for a B.Net newbie, well, lets just say I could probably kick your ass at any ladder map. I've been playing solely ladder maps for over 2 years."

oh no I'm scared, look I'm scared of the Germans ... ooo scared ... going to kick my ass in an internet game ... oh no ...

If you were anything other than a br.com newbie you would know two things:
1) I have no skill at starcraft. People that lose to me under any circumstance should burn their SC CDs, place the ashes into a bottle, and then destroy the bottle with a sledgehammer and/or explosives. And then they should bounce on the remains. I'm that bad.
2) You think Ana is a woman.

PS: the "school" thing was referenced because I was very extremely high at the time. I am better now ;)
#93 Eriador[107192]
galileo.ti.telenor.net
hey guys stop responding to this you are screwing up my report!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!


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#94 DivvyO[107198]
kpcrdc.kp.org
For someone who has been going to this site for over a year, you sure haven't paid much attention. And "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU I HAVE A MAGIC FORCE FIELD THAT DEFLECTS ALL ARGUMENTS THAT ARE FROM OTHER PEOPLE" in the middle of a public discussion board is up there with "I cannot consider your point valid because you frequently put e before i when you spell" or "I can't listen to you, you're far too Canadian" for lame-brained ways to consider yourself right. If you want to talk to someone privately, use any sort of messaging program, e-mail, or carrier pigeon.
#95 Twip[107200]
port-68.gall-ts1.cloh.net
Earlier you made some comment like "here at SCU (Star Craft University)"
#96 DivvyO[107201]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Twip, it's a web site:

http://starcraft.strategy-gaming.com/

Learn to become a PRO GAMAR!!
#97 LoZeR-X[107219]
mke-65-29-132-132.wi.rr.com
What the heck are you people on? This report sums up every game against newbies that I played. Right down to the stupid use of random ethinc slurs and hacking accusations for intelligent moves and inability to assist or counter. If you havent ever played with or against someone that reminded you of this report then I would say you have never logged on to battle net.
#98 Zalbag[107234]
chi-tgn-goo-vty4.as.wcom.net
100?
funny
#99 Zalbag[107235]
chi-tgn-goo-vty4.as.wcom.net
HAHAHA BOOYA GRANDMA! 100!(and 101!)
#100 Zalbag[107241]
chi-tgn-goo-vty4.as.wcom.net
shadow soul... plz plz plz shut up. div is so fucking raping your ass in this little(or huge) flame war. it was funny with the first 20-30 posts but now it IS repetitive. take your beatin and shut up.
#101 Eriador[107251]
garibaldi.ti.telenor.net
STOP TYPING!!!!!!!!!!!!#=!="=!!!!!11
#102 ShadowSoul[107254]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Zalbag, STFU. I'm not trtying to flame anyone, so if there is some flame war going on, I've completely stopped and could care less.

Divvyo, I dont pretend to have an "force field", I was just saying that I was talking to twip and Ana. If you want to respond, then go ahead. Why you are doing that, I have no idea, because I wasn't refering, insulting or talking to you at all. But, as this is a comment area, you are entitled to do as you please. As for the grammar thing and Canadian, I am a Canadian and I could care less about other people's grammar, as long as it is remotely readable. Simply because I choose to write that way doesn't mean a single thing.
#103 Dino Din[107278]
dynamic-148-095.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
hey could you guys reiterate and summarize this discussion, it's too long to get into to.
#104 DivvyO[107287]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
THE ABRIDGED COMMENTS:

br.com newbs and those that just didn't get it: "OMG YOU SUX AT THE BR WRITING FUCK YOU I JUST WASTED SEVENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE READING THIS SHIT"
few others: "hahahaha good one Div"
rater: "A FIVE FOR YUO!!!"
ShadowSoul: "This report sucks, and I'm going to write a well thought out and completely un-funny response to it to stroke my own ego, not that it needs stroking since I am by far not a br.com newbie or b.net newbie."
Ana (to ShadowSoul): "so, so inept"
DivvyO: "OK now I reveal that it was really me behind the haunted mansion."
br.com newbs: "FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE"
few others: "hahahaha good one Div. 10s all around"
rater: "HERE'S A TEN WITH THE ONE TAKEN AWAY, BUCK-O!"
ShadowSoul (to Ana): "I take offense to your comments, and am going to start a mindless flame war! Who's with me?"
Twip, DivvyO, Zalbag: "RAAR!"
Dino Din: "OMG WHERE'S THE ABRIDGED VERSION"
DivvyO: "Abridged Version of Comment Section Here"
#105 Dino Din[107288]
dynamic-148-095.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
wtf?! u fag

U din't DO IT RIGHT

U LEFT OUT MY THING

[(comment #2)Dino: WHY THE FUCK DID U STEAL FIRST YOU BASTARD WTF I WAS WAITING FOREVER TO GET FIRST ON A DIVVYO REPORT]
br.com newbs and those that just didn't get it: "OMG YOU SUX AT THE BR WRITING FUCK YOU I JUST WASTED SEVENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE READING THIS SHIT"
few others: "hahahaha good one Div"
rater: "A FIVE FOR YUO!!!"
ShadowSoul: "This report sucks, and I'm going to write a well thought out and completely un-funny response to it to stroke my own ego, not that it needs stroking since I am by far not a br.com newbie or b.net newbie."
Ana (to ShadowSoul): "so, so inept"
DivvyO: "OK now I reveal that it was really me behind the haunted mansion."
#106 Dino Din[107289]
dynamic-148-095.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
br.com newbs: "FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE"
few others: "hahahaha good one Div. 10s all around"
rater: "HERE'S A TEN WITH THE ONE TAKEN AWAY, BUCK-O!"
ShadowSoul (to Ana): "I take offense to your comments, and am going to start a mindless flame war! Who's with me?"
Twip, DivvyO, Zalbag: "RAAR!"
Dino Din: "OMG WHERE'S THE ABRIDGED VERSION"
DivvyO: "Abridged Version of Comment Section Here"
Dino Din: "Abridged version is fuct"
#107 Litz-C)8[107306]
spider-ntc-ta081.proxy.aol.com
Anna is a common female name. . .
Ana is short for Anathema, not possitive of the reference, but I believe it is from D2, nevertheless he is not a she, but is in fact an he!

Shadow is an idiot, report was funny as hell, writing was subpar (you must have been impaired upon the time when typing this up!)

Anyways, Deserves gold, dunno about 10. Err, I should say, a 10 here would repulse me forever.

--Litz
#108 Me[107312]
sdcax59-064.dialup.optusnet.com.au
This is toooo funny :::::)))))
#109 ShadowSoul[107329]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
"ShadowSoul: "This report sucks, and I'm going to write a well thought out and completely un-funny response to it to stroke my own ego, not that it needs stroking since I am by far not a br.com newbie or b.net newbie."

For the last fucking time, I wasn't trying to be funny. To stroke my own ego???? WTF!! Where are you getting this shit??? Appartently, this site is deviod of any intelligent life. All I've been doing is trying to make my point clear, while you have spent all your time in lame ass attempts to flame me. Go to hell, you ignotant bastard.
#110 DivvyO[107330]
kpcrdc.kp.org
"while you have spent all your time in lame ass attempts to flame me" hmmm ...

"Reasons why this guy sucks ass: ... I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?"

"...newbie BGH comp stomper..."

"...And you keep on being an asshole. "

"Go to hell, you ignotant bastard."

Boy, nobody was trying to flame there ...
#111 Dino Din[107333]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
needs a new abridgement
#112 ShadowSoul[107337]
a0hr12h1y35uh.ab.hsia.telus.net
Notice how the first two had nothing to do with you? EVERY single one of your posts has been like the last two, which were merely responses to you flaming me. Compared to you, I flame very little. Now, I simply don't care, as you are either too stupid or ignorant to even talk to. For most of my posts, I was polite and respectful, while you were being a complete prick. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that you are one of the two types of people that act like that: 1.) A completely incompetent moron, that cannot respond using the slightest shread of intelligence or respect. 2.) A absolutely self-center ass who spends so much time looking at himself in the mirror that he cannot post anything remotely thought out, merely flames out of lack of intelligent opinion. As you have shown many of the traits of both, you can descide which one you are.
#113 DivvyO[107338]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
How can the first two quotes have nothing to do with me when they were DIRECTED AT MYSELF, PERSONALLY? WITH NO MENTION OF ANYONE ELSE OTHER THAN MYSELF? Just wondering. You know, because I'm such an ignorant, arrogant, self-centered pompous ass of a moron.
#114 ShadowSoul[107347]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Remember? That was nobody! That character was a figment of our imagination, along with unicorns and dancing fairies!! ClearyNotDivvyo isn't the same person as Divvyo, although some similarities can be seen. Although you wrote ClearyNotDivvyo's comments, you are not actually him (unless you are actually like that, which would be sad). Thus, those comments were not directed at you, rather a person that never really existed. And yes, you are an ignorant, arrogant, self-centered pompous ass of a moron, so thank you for coming to terms with yourself. Now the healing can begin.
#115 Zalbag[107348]
chi-tgn-gvn-vty43.as.wcom.net
"RAAR!"
*ahem, if you will direct to the quote i have copied and pasted, clearly showing soul's retarded attempt at a flame and attacking div personally FIRST.

"#35 ShadowSoul[106888]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass

I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?"

asone can clearly see, soul threw the first "flame"

and as for your little comment about "Appartently, this site is deviod of any intelligent life.", correct me if im wrong, but are you not still going here? so according to your comment, are you devoid of intelligence?

reasons why i hate you:
1.) Anti-Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass

#116 Zalbag[107349]
chi-tgn-gvn-vty43.as.wcom.net
btw, "Compared to you, I flame very little." your percentage o posts containg "flames" as per not = about i'd say 90%

now remember your "flames" barely count as actual flames only because you are so fun to watch when you cry like a little baby.

ah yes, as for your
"Remember? That was nobody! That character was a figment of our imagination, along with unicorns and dancing fairies!! ClearyNotDivvyo isn't the same person as Divvyo, although some similarities can be seen. Although you wrote ClearyNotDivvyo's comments, you are not actually him..."

you are a fucking moron. you still got all whiny and pissy at DIVVYO wheether he was on another handle or not it doesnt matter. now stfu hypocrite.
#117 DivvyO[107350]
kpcrdc.kp.org
This reply is directed at Zalbag:

BUT IT WASN'T REALLY DIVVYO IT WAS SOME IMAGINARY THING AND OMG HOW CAN IMAGINARY THINGS POST BATTLE REPORTS AND COMMENTS IN A COMMENT SECTION OMG I MEAN ONE TIME THIS GNOME THAT SPOKE ONLY TO ME AND ONLY I COULD SEE TOLD ME TO BURN DOWN MY DAD'S TRUCK AND I SAID "NO" AND HE SAID "FUCK YOU, EH, I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS" AND HE DID AND THEN MY DAD HIT ME AND I WAS LIKE "NO NO IT WAS THE GNOME" AND HE SAID "GNOMES DON'T SET SHIT ON FIRE, NOW LET ME STICK THIS TURKEY BASTER UP YOUR ANUS"

FUCKING GNOMES
#118 Twip[107351]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
DivvyO referred to this as your forcefield, but you're like consciously trying not to understand what he means. Let me spell it out for you.

"I WAS TALKING TO HIM, NOT YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY WHATEVER YOU SAID TO ME HAS BEEN MAGICALLY DISCOUNTED!" etc... you repeat that over and over. Why don't you actually use your brain for a second and look at what that is supposed to mean. I can imagine you getting indignant at some guy who kicked your ass because you slapped his girlfriend, wailing that he had no right to hit you because you weren't directing anything at him, only his girlfriend! Use some sense. I'll introduce you to a couple concepts that seem to elude you...
#119 Twip[107352]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
First: the concept of a forum. Yes, you are basically on a forum, regardless if it is labeled "Comments Section." This means that people will respond to what other people write, and will post their opinions all over, if they feel like it. And believe it or not, people will join in to talk on topics. You are talking about the topic of your "wrongly-judged" nature and about how everyone who thinks we're right is a moron. We disagree with your idiotic suggestions and are telling you what We see.
#120 Twip[107353]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
Second: the concept of human nature. Allow me to let you in on something: humans value things. We value the great integrity of highly-esteemed and sophisticated professionals such as DivvyO; or we value the pursuit of understanding and being true to reality, and like to point out when someone says something that makes no sense and has no basis in reality. Our valuing of things is the driving force behind people stepping in to defend things. Some are defending reality from your feeble attempts to distort it with your misinformed posts. And others are fighting for their boundless, passionate love of DivvyO. ^^
#121 Zalbag[107354]
chi-tgn-gvn-vty43.as.wcom.net
div, that went about 20 feet over my head. O_o
#122 Twip[107355]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
DIVVYO I WOULD POST A MEAN RETORT TO YOU BUT SINCE YOUR POST IS DIRECTED AT ZALBAG I CANNOT PIERCE YOUR PROTECTIVE FORCEFIELD!@#!#~#!!@!!~!@!! T.T
#123 Zalbag[107356]
chi-tgn-gvn-vty43.as.wcom.net
O_O
i like twip's exaple better div

#124 DivvyO[107358]
kpcrdc.kp.org
HAHA I HAVE BEATEN TWIP AT THE ARGUMENTATION, FOR I HAVE MY FORCE FIELD OF PROTECTIVEITATIONESS!!!

WITH DEBATE SKILLS LIKE THIS, I SHALL BE PRESIDENT WITHIN THE NEW YEAR!
#125 DivvyO[107359]
kpcrdc.kp.org
This is turning into a chatroom. ;D
#126 Dino Din[107360]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
OMG HAAHHAHAHAHAH #119

dude I can't wait for Soul's response.
#127 Twip[107361]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
DIVVY 4 PREZ~!~!~!~!
#128 Twip[107369]
port-78.gall-ts1.cloh.net
OMG DivvyO FU

rofl
#129 Dino Din[107370]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
he also specified "dancing fairies" are fake. Which is true, because everyone's seen fairies in there life, but rarely is there actual footage of them dancing! We have proven him wrong clearly though.
#130 Zalbag[107378]
chi-tgn-gjd-vty9.as.wcom.net
im sure when soul dances we will all see the elusive dancing fairy :P
#131 Twip[107380]
port-14.gall-ts2.cloh.net
Errrrr wow.. I fucked that one up. :P I actually thought DivvyO had posted the URL to the picture of the fairy. Let me edit that...



OMG Dino Din FU

rofl
#132 ShadowSoul[107388]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Seeing as most of you are content of making fools of yourself, I continue to prove you wrong.

1.) Twip, as I have already said this in #104, it seems that I will have to reapeat myself. Go ahead and comment. You guys are the ones saying stupid shit about "force fields", not I. I have already clarified that this is a comment section and that you can respond when ever you bloody want. My SOLE point was that I wasn't talking to Divvyo, but you obivously are stupid to understand that.
#133 ShadowSoul[107389]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
2.) I did not know that it was ClearlyNotDivvyo was Divvyo. The flames that were directed at CND were simply because he was a racist SOB. But, once again, as Divvyo has not shown any racial hatred traits, those don't really mean shit all. If Divvyo chooses to take offense to them, that is his choice, because they wre not meant to be directed at him. So offically Zalbag, I did not throw the first flame, and you are a complete idiot. And if you hate me becasue I hate racists people, you're just as bad as racists. So perhaps you should STFU. And if you thought my little "fairy thing" was an attempt to flame, you are an idiot. To anyone that is educated, they would realize that that was sarcasm, not an insult. Two different things, dumbass.
#134 ShadowSoul[107391]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
3.) As for me flaming "90%" of the time, thats only because every time that I attempt to be civil, some asshole comes along and continues to act like......... himself. For you that didn't notice many of the posts from earlier on in this area wre deviod of flames. Ie #81,85,86,92,95,104......"Gasps" "But Zalbag says he flames 90% of the time." "Zalbag is an idiot. Maybe you shouldn't listen to him." "Good idea." Notice have not one of those had a flame? Now that i'm pissed off from having to say the same things over and over, I'm flaming, but previously I was keeping it pretty much clean. The ones before #81 that that contained flames was because I dislike being mislead. So once again, your petty insults fall flat on their asses when compared to clear logic. God, what idiots.....
#135 |]agomar[107393]
St-Catherines-ppp112378.sympatico.ca
sad.
#136 Dino Din[107399]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
the funniest thing is your the only pissed one here soul.

Hmm... how to troll you further...?

"Remember? That was nobody! That character was a figment of our imagination, along with unicorns and dancing fairies!!"

"And if you thought my little "fairy thing" was an attempt to flame, you are an idiot. To anyone that is educated, they would realize that that was sarcasm, not an insult. Two different things, dumbass."

How is that "irony"? You meant fairies are REAL?
#137 Litz-C)8[107401]
spider-ntc-td064.proxy.aol.com
You responded with a comment directed toward the writer of this battlereport, who just so happened to use a very comprehensible satire of a psuedonym as the author. Upon finding out that you missed the entire satire of not just the report and authors name, but also that of the report, in addition to finding out Divvyo is popular and well respected on this site, you decide to retract your statement under the volition that they were directed at someone whom doesn't exist. Heres a little bit of enlightment for you: the author IS real, just because he didnt use his name does not mean he didn't write it.
#138 Litz-C)8[107402]
spider-ntc-td064.proxy.aol.com
Furthermore, I offer an example of why your arguement: Suppose Stephen King were to write a book under an assumed name, and afterwords a critic were to come out of the works and bash it, but upon learning who it was, and attempting to save face, he claimed that he was bashing someone that doesn't exist. Sry, the arguement is weak.

And for those who are going, "WTF, Not one flame directed toward the idiot!" I offer this. . .

If we are the ones who are so stupid, Why were you the only person who missed the satire behind not just the Author's Name, not just the Report Title, not just the content of the report, but also 90% of the sarcastic remarks made in your direction?

--Litz
#139 Litz-C)8[107403]
spider-ntc-td064.proxy.aol.com
142 reads like so. . .

"Upon finding out that you missed the entire satire of not just the report and authors name,"

It should read like so. . .

"Upon finding out that you missed the entire satire of not just the title of thereport and authors name,"

--Litz
#140 AZALIN[107407]
pppath245.compulink.gr
Although you are asss, i enjoyed it!
#141 Twip[107410]
whbghs.scoca.ohio.gov
ShadowSoul, why do you think you can deliberately misunderstand everything we say without us noticing that you're a moron for doing so? Now it's "I never said anything about a forcefield, so whatever you said is now magically discredited!"

You are pathetically deluded if you truly believe that you are proving anything through your posts - anything except the facts that ALL sarcasm eludes you, and you pull irrelevent things out of your ass in order to "defend" yourself.
#142 Spuzz[107420]
di210.opencominc.com
This comments section is like a train wreck...I don't want to, but I can't help but watch.

Spuzz
#143 KHiLL[107429]
ool-18b8a2a6.dyn.optonline.net
is this a record for most comments cause if it isnt its gotta be damn close
#144 CKane[107430]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
No, not even close.
#145 DivvyO[107431]
kpcrdc.kp.org
FLS has the record for most actual comments, there's one other one that broke 4 digits, but if I remember corectly, about 90% of them wre just spam.
#146 Dragonsven[107439]
s40.dial1.pro.nac.net
Wow. Grammatical inefficiency cloaked by the illusion of intelligent rhetoric. Go post comments on BR's that deserve them. Yea!

-Dsven
#147 ShadowSoul[107440]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Litz, your agruement is nearly flawless, execept for one thing. When Stephen King writes a book under a different pen name, chances are it will be fairly similar to his other books. Chances are that they will not be riddled with racial slurs and other such things. I'm not attempting to save face by saying that those remarks weren't directed all Divvyo. If Divvyo actually did mean all those things his said in that report, then I would not retract any of my comments and would mean every one of them. But because I believe that he is not like that and now realzing that it was a (not so funny) joke, I regret my words and withdraw them, not to make myself look better, but because they were directed at someone that was just playing a prank and wasn't really like that. I know that I looked like an idiot when I didn't realize that it was Divvyo and the whole "satire" thing. I've already explained why that happened, so I shall not repeat myself.
#148 ShadowSoul[107441]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
And Dino Din, my apologies. In #138, it should have been "wasn't an attempt to flame", not 'was". It wouldn't make any sense if it was "was".
#149 ShadowSoul[107442]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Twip, once again I have no idea what your talking about. Not once did I ever say anything about stuff being discredited, for any reason. All I said was that I didn't say anything about "force fields" and I knew that you guys were being sarcastic (obviously). And the points I am presenting are not "irrevelent", they are actually proving a point.
#150 ShadowSoul[107443]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
And Litz, most of you are not idiots. Those that insult without any intelligent base to come from are idiots. People that present their arguements in a clear and logical way like you did are most definitatly not idiots. People that post crap like "I hate you becasue your an anti-racists" and "magic force field" are. I aplogize for for saying that most you were stupid, because it turns out to be a select few.
#151 Dino Din[107447]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
magic forcefield around dancing fairies and unicorns.
#152 ShadowSoul[107451]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Cute. Seriously though. What about leapercauns?
#153 Dino Din[107456]
dynamic-153-112.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
wtf is a leapercauns? a short leper?
#154 CrackHeadJeb[107459]
pppw28.htc.net
ShadowSoul, you defend your arguments like MCTFB defends his.

-CHJ
#155 Anonymous[107464]
216-224-144-229.thegrid.net
Groovy. Halfway through ShadowSoul's beatdown, i was reminded of Drefsab's [EWE]Effo.

Now i'm reminded of the little boy who yells at all his classmates and now feels bad because he has no friends.


-"AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?"
(Gladiator)
#156 Zalbag[107495]
chi-tgn-gvq-vty150.as.wcom.net
shadow i thought you said that you knew we were being sarcastic and yet you still contradict yourself by saying people are idiots for not taking you seriously, as in "People that post crap like "I hate you becasue your an anti-racists" and "magic force field" are[idiots]." correct me if im wrong but just because we toy with your illusions of grandeur that you call anyone that did see the (pretty funny imo) joke and defends div. with the obvious exception of litz cause he pulled out the undeniable example of what you are. now get down and start apologizin you retarded brown noser.
#157 Zalbag[107496]
chi-tgn-gvq-vty150.as.wcom.net
o sorry, wait wait, since i forgot that your obvious ignorance and ego wont allow for what i just said to set in lemme just say this...

"Those that insult without any intelligent base to come from are idiots."
Comment #35... self owned?
"Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass

I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?"

#158 Dino Din[107499]
dynamic-148-040.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
DivvyO,

I need a new abridged version, getting to big for me again.
#159 DivvyO[107502]
kpcrdc.kp.org
ok, here is the continuation, abridged:

ShadowSoul: "I am right and you are not. I'm going to figure out one part of this argument I can win if it kills me. Also, I didn't mean to insult DivvyO, but I'm going to keep doing it anyways."
Every Single Other Person at battlereports.com (all 4 of them): "omg" *dies from applied stupidity*
ShadowSoul: "I WIN!!!"
#160 Twip[107504]
port-69.gall-ts1.cloh.net
Just because you never used the exact word "forcefield" or "discredit" doesn't mean that it isn't what your argument *meant.*

This argument's just getting really stupid either way. Bye.
#161 ShadowSoul[107517]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Zalbag, in #35, I was using the BR as a reference to go off of. All of those insults were demostrated throughout the report. So I actually had a base for flaming. And no, Twip, I never once "meant" anything in my arguements of me somehow being able to simply "deflect" arguements. If you thought that i meant that at anytime, you were wrong. But I tire so saying the same things over and over, obviously to a deaf ears, so I simply don't care what most of you think anymore. As this has dropped off the 10 most recent BRs, it would be too much effort to keep on responding when I know that the comments/arguement won't change.
#162 Litz-C)8[107525]
spider-ntc-ta013.proxy.aol.com
Well, One last point, since i do so enjoy proving you wrong. . .

My arguement was flawless, and I offer this retort to challenge the voracity of your claims on the Stephen King example. I can only see two plausible motivations for a successful auther such as kind to do what i proposed hypothetically: Either he kept true to his style, as you suggested he would, and simply wished to see the reaction to it without the obvious weight his name carries.

Or he wished to try something in a different less worked out style, and didn't wish his name attached so it could remain in anonymity in the event of failure.
#163 Litz-C)8[107527]
spider-ntc-ta013.proxy.aol.com
Under either motivation, the idiot critic(you) who changed his judgement is still and idiot. Under motivation 1, I should point out, that Divvyo DID stay true to his general style, hence most of the regulars knowing it was him to begin with. Motivation 2, also a prime example of sicophantic squalor when discovering the subsequent general popularity of the piece, whilst you still wan in obscurity (although your verging on gaining a name similar to that of MCTFB)

GG NO FUCKING RE

--Litz
#164 Dino Din[107537]
dynamic-148-040.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
while you could be flawless once Litz, you can't a second time.

veracity - not voracity

changes meaning of ur argument.
#165 Litz-C)8[107546]
spider-ntc-tc053.proxy.aol.com
At least I was logically flawless. . .

I always appreciate the correction because I endeavor to improve myself in every measure, and at all time, yet this slight detail is inconsiquential(sp?) to the actual arguement.

--Litz
#166 Twip[107549]
port-31.gall-ts1.cloh.net
Improve your spelling of "author" too ;)
#167 Dino Din[107553]
dynamic-149-161.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
inconsequential
#168 Gojky[107554]
proxy3.uq.edu.au




Penis ....



Good ...



..... Bye .....


Gojky!
#169 Dragonsven[107560]
s0.dial1.pro.nac.net
This is the most funny reports to date. Go you.

10

-Sven
#170 TerranTurtle[107561]
64-215-29-150.mon.frontiernet.net
Lemon merengue pie is my favorite! What's yours?
#171 Zalbag[107580]
chi-tgn-gjj-vty10.as.wcom.net
soul, nevertheless u actually based the report as a scale to measure his self worth as a person(YRM quote?). Anyway, that in no way justifies you saying he should be shot in various places.

and yes i know litz has already perfectly owned your ass but i feel like postin this anyway.
#172 Litz-C)8[107667]
spider-ntc-ta043.proxy.aol.com
My spelling is straight sad, And I wasn't even drunk at the time I wrote that, Damn, Ya'll should see (and prolly have,) some of the fucked up shit I've written when drunk!

Sry bout all the errors guys =[

--Litz
#173 CaughtNaked[107713]
205.222.244.44
last~!~
#174 DivvyO[107714]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Wayyy too early to start claiming "last", Naked.
#175 Dino Din[107715]
dynamic-149-161.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
hahaha omg
#176 Dino Din[107716]
dynamic-149-161.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`````~```1`~
#177 hi[107744]
216-224-156-78.thegrid.net
hi
#178 livingexception[107777]
spider-wn053.proxy.aol.com
Holy Jesus that's more verbage then Congress.
#179 +AnathemA+[107787]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
i can't fucking believe that moronic newb took such offense at being called out on his infantile attempt at wit. since he insists, i'll continue my original critique:
#180 +AnathemA+[107788]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
"I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?"

indeed you weren't trying to "be funny" with this little gem of idiocy. if you take this down, word by word, it's quickly clear that he had no intention of humour at all, but instead meant to deal the author a scathing blow. his first zinger comes in "Kindergarden," brutally implying that his writing level was akin to that of a 5 year old. as aforesaid, clearly not funny in anyway, but, in humour's stead, a crushing personal attack on the author's character and his overall intelligence.
#181 +AnathemA+[107789]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
ShadowSoul concludes his onslaught of words with a snide, bitter final note asking us "Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?" Indeed, who could have concluded this fine piece, mocking disgust any more appropriately? I was FAR off in thinking his post was your average, failed essay from just any witless newb. I stand at attention before this masterful excersize in the age old art of verbal fisticuffs, while DivvyO heaves, bloody and disgraced.

idiot.
#182 +AnathemA+[107790]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
middle piece got jewed

with the next sentence, ShadowSoul illustrates his own justified indifference with regards to the value of the author's life, and even calls into question his identity as human calling him, questionably, "thing" alongside his dubiously awarded identification as "man."(cont.)
#183 +AnathemA+[107791]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
although the next seven words don't technically make up sentences, as there is no verb, he capitalized some and puts periods every two words, so we can assume ShadowSoul did this on purpose with the subtle intent to add a grave sort of dry seriousness to his statements. "Multiple times" indicating to us, the audience, without the use of a verb, mind you, that he would feel no remorse in inflicting more than just the required amount of ruthless violence to his already horribly humiliated foe.
#184 +AnathemA+[107792]
adslppp139.phnx.uswest.net
in the same vein, he intensifys the humiliation with the stand alone prepositoinal phrase "In the ass," again showing the depraved indifference with which he would destroy our author and in a place as crucial and further dehumanizing as "the ass." ShadowSoul wouldn't dream of stopping there, but charges forward, beginning his next sentence with the simple conjunction "And" and following this up with "face," to put a capstone on the brilliant wordpicture he's drawn for us by telling the audience that he would end this with a final blow to the author's face.
#185 RubiksCube[107793]
cache2.shlink.de
Quote this plz

"BUT IT WASN'T REALLY DIVVYO IT WAS SOME IMAGINARY THING AND OMG HOW CAN IMAGINARY THINGS POST BATTLE REPORTS AND COMMENTS IN A COMMENT SECTION OMG I MEAN ONE TIME THIS GNOME THAT SPOKE ONLY TO ME AND ONLY I COULD SEE TOLD ME TO BURN DOWN MY DAD'S TRUCK AND I SAID "NO" AND HE SAID "FUCK YOU, EH, I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS" AND HE DID AND THEN MY DAD HIT ME AND I WAS LIKE "NO NO IT WAS THE GNOME" AND HE SAID "GNOMES DON'T SET SHIT ON FIRE, NOW LET ME STICK THIS TURKEY BASTER UP YOUR ANUS" "
-DivvyO

FUCKING GNOMES
#186 Napoleic[107794]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
All I can say is that anyone who didn't see this as a joke has got to be a fucking retard. I would have known this was a joke if I was the Encino Man =[
#187 Eriador[107797]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
all I have to say is that I am very very very saddened to find out that MCTFB has a twin brother.
#188 Dino Din[107798]
dynamic-148-088.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
hum... one can only hope ana inspires shadow to return and defend his honor!
#189 Amoeba_Boy[107808]
spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com
i like how after comment 100 all of them sound the same
#190 DivvyO[107809]
adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Amoeba:
You are from AOL, therefore your opinion does not matter.

A/S/L?
#191 Dino Din[107810]
dynamic-148-088.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
D/38034/~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#192 Litz-C)8[107843]
spider-ntc-ta023.proxy.aol.com
Hahaha AOL DOES SUCK =[[[[[[[[[

I do hope he returns, but considering the fact that everything he said was pure fallacy, and his subsequent disappearance upon being logically defeated at every point, I think he probably doesn't reply simply because he can't come up with anymore bullshit to use as mock rational thinking.

--Litz
#193 Dino Din[107890]
dynamic-154-171.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
#22 [SM]Strega~F[107848]
2Cust118.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net
Hmm... intriguing...
In Divvy's comments section, there's this:

"#35 ShadowSoul[106888]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Reasons why this guy sucks ass:
1.) Racist
2.) Asshole
3.) Idiot
4.) Retard
5.) Moron
6.) Dumbass

I've written better stories in Kindergarden. This man/thing deserves to be shot. Multiple times. In the ass. And face. Any other body parts that deserve to be riddled with lead?"

And then there's this comment section:
"#20 katome[107844]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net"
#194 CrackHeadJeb[107891]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
spam message so I can get #200
#195 CrackHeadJeb[107892]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
#200
#196 Dino Din[107902]
dynamic-154-171.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
spam message so I can get #203
#197 Dino Din[107903]
dynamic-154-171.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
203
#198 DivvyO[107904]
kpcrdc.kp.org
If you happen to be reading this, you have too much time on your hands. Go learn kanji. Or say a hail mary.
#199 katome[107937]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
kanji is good ^^
#200 Shadow D'Arc[107952]
spider-wp044.proxy.aol.com
Spam so I can get # 207.
#201 Shadow D'Arc[107953]
spider-wp044.proxy.aol.com
207
#202 John[107957]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Spam So I can get 209
#203 John[107958]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
209
#204 CrackHeadJeb[107965]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
I'm going to eat your soul.
#205 Litz-C)8[107971]
spider-ntc-ta082.proxy.aol.com
That sounds tasty, and being as it may that I am a chef, I shall be sure to prepare it for you <I>Just Right</I>! Of course I shall have to gander at a taste myself.

--Litz
#206 Ana[107975]
phnxdslgw15poolA231.phnx.uswest.net
this entire comment section drips with hebrew
#207 CrackHeadJeb[108003]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
How many Jews can you fit in a Geo?

6,000,004.

2 in the front. 2 in the back. 6,000,000 in the ashtray.

-CHJ
#208 Ana[108005]
dslpppa99.phnx.uswest.net
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?


pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven
#209 Twip[108006]
port-85.gall-ts1.cloh.net
ROFL
#210 CrackHeadJeb[108014]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
Why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz?

The fare was free.
#211 |]agomar[108023]
St-Catherines-ppp126467.sympatico.ca
now that was not funny. If you've seen some of the photage from there . . . God.
#212 Ana[108027]
dslpppa247.phnx.uswest.net
nigger
#213 Dark_Mist4000[108029]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
NOW THAT WAS JUST FUNNY! LOL!

9.2

do more =)
#214 Amoeba_Boy[108070]
206.215.14.79
those jew jokes are quite possibly the worst jokes i've ever heard and ana and CHJ should be ashamed to post them here
#215 CrackHeadJeb[108071]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
Yeah, posting those reflects how little of a person I am. I deeply regret what I did and I apologize to anyone who I may have offended.

What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics?

For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.
#216 Ana[108084]
dslpppb48.phnx.uswest.net
"Amoeba_Boy" keep your semetic shit off this site
#217 SiD~ViCiOuS[108100]
pc-62-31-195-109-tf.blueyonder.co.uk
I have studied your Battle report and can only comment on your total lack of foresight to upgrade your 4 probes to SUPER probes much earlier in the game thereby giving you the distinct advantage by being able to build inteceptors for your carrier thingies( i know u like thingies!) Otherwise flawless peformance!!!
You will be KING one day :)
#218 Amoeba_Boy[108111]
spider-tf022.proxy.aol.com
Geez, this site is just crawling with nazis
#219 Zalbag[108151]
chi-tgn-gvr-vty37.as.wcom.net
amoeba, we are not nazis, only racists.

LAST~!~
#220 Zalbag[108152]
chi-tgn-gvr-vty37.as.wcom.net
also, all nazis had blue eyes and blonde hair(cept for hitler?) and seeing as how i would bet since over 50% of these people do not have both these traits, that you are a moron.
#221 ShadowSoul[108156]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
Wow. This got even worse when I was away. While Divvyo was only kidding about being racist, some of you are doing it deliberatly and find it funny. Thats disgusting. Only the lowest levels of human ignorence could cause me to ever respond to this BR again. Congradulations on not disappionting me. Exactly how many of you are Americans, just out of curiousity?

Oh and Zalbag, not all Nazis had what you said. Hilter "pictured" that as the perfect race that he would create after he would win. Ignorence is bliss, isn't it?
#222 CrackHeadJeb[108163]
mu-197006.dhcp.missouri.edu
You're so much like MCTFB it's scary.

Jew.

-CHJ
#223 Anti-Progress[108165]
wdsr53-p2-160.daktel.net
That was very very funny, it was hillarious, I loved it.

I don't care who wrote it, I just thought it was funny. People like that can't really be like that, they must be trying to be idiots. Either way they're funny.
#224 Dino Din[108180]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
so umm... katome... err KJ... you still dont get it?
#225 Ana[108195]
dslpppa154.phnx.uswest.net
"ignorence" "Congradulations on not disappionting me" "curiousity" "Ignorence is bliss, isn't it?"




irony's fucking cool, isn't it?
#226 The_Intellect[108206]
pc-62-31-195-109-tf.blueyonder.co.uk
Is it Racist to find these comments funny? I think not. For the people who comment adversely I would question your own sciolistic behaviour first!. After all, If asked to walk a slippery pole 40 stories up to save your white brother, would you do so it was a jew?

Another thought provoking question from The_Intellect!
#227 Amoeba_Boy[108207]
spider-tk032.proxy.aol.com
hating Jews is not racist


It's religionist (I love making up words) or prejudice

and Intellect, I don't understand your question, what are you asking? I'm confused about the last part
#228 Zillah[108277]
200.9.33.18
It's a bird!!!! No, it's a plane!!!! No, awwww shit, it IS a plane

#229 Alman64 (SUPER CIVILIAN MAN)[108350]
225.seattle15rh15rt.wa.dial-access.att.net
If I was a rater, id give a zero. Why? For a few reasons.
A. Youre stupid
B. Penis jokes are out this season
C. Backstabbing is only done by cowardly sacks of horse shit.
D. You talk about women's "thingies" when you should be calling them by their real name
and E. Carriers SUCK newbie ass!
#230 Zillah[108404]
200.9.33.18
New American geometry:

How many sides does a pentagon have?

four
#231 DivvyO[108426]
kpcrdc.kp.org
I wonder what the ratio of tasteless jokes to actual BR comments will be from comment 200-250 (if it ever gets that high).
#232 Dino Din[108434]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
another comment to get you high
#233 Eriador[108601]
galileo.ti.telenor.net
hahaha zillah
#234 Dino Din[108617]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
last!
#235 DivvyO[108629]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Still far too early to claim last.

What's the definition of a waste of space? A bus full of lawyers falling off the edge of the cliff with one empty seat.
#236 Amoeba_Boy[108660]
spider-mtc-ti052.proxy.aol.com
Though I'd through in a tasteless joke, not prejudice, just tasteless


4 lawyers are up to thier necks in sand, what do you need




more sand
#237 [108685]
field253.sirranet.co.nz
FUCK YOU WHO WROTE THIS
#238 [108688]
field253.sirranet.co.nz
And you are a BLOODY IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#239 John[108693]
adsl-63-206-88-13.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Just helping you for another comment :)
#240 Dino Din[108701]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
last i says.... hmm maybe the LAST comment should be a big synopsis of this section.

early comments: ShadowSoul: "hey this guy sucks ugh he isn't funny what a newb heehehehhehe"
Br.com: "fucken dumbass"
ShadowSoul: "who mentioned dumbass? you can't bring that into the argument since I didn't bring it up!!! You all suck!!!"
Dino: "i need an abridgement"
Divv: "here"
Ana owns Soul
katome: "I AM NOT shadowsoul even though both of us sound like defensive whiny jackassesflajkdf waaa waa waa"
Jew bashing and some newb comments with a side of spam
Divv: "waaaay to early to be claiming last"
#241 Zalbag[108796]
chi-tgn-gvp-vty8.as.wcom.net
Last!~!
#242 DivvyO[108895]
kpcrdc.kp.org
nope.
#243 Zalbag[108929]
chi-tgn-gvk-vty40.as.wcom.net
please?
#244 John[109025]
adsl-63-206-88-13.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
no me last :)
#245 Amoeba_Boy[109107]
spider-wa024.proxy.aol.com
Sorry Johnboy

Last is mine
#246 Dino Din[109146]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
i think i deserve last
#247 Zalbag[109266]
chi-tgn-gkr-vty30.as.wcom.net
for fux fuckin sake, gimme last....................
LAST!
#248 Dino Din[109291]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
i told you I deserve last, actually Soul does in reality
#249 Zalbag[109632]
chi-tgn-gjh-vty1.as.wcom.net
no such luck.
Last.
#250 [TF]Beast[109649]
pool173-tch-1.Sofia.0rbitel.net
Hey why isnt the replay of the game posted ;].
#251 ~~Jeff~~[109762]
cs6669176-236.houston.rr.com
ARUA!
#252 DivvyO[110472]
adsl-64-175-108-104.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
All I know is, no last for Aer0
#253 CrackHeadJeb[110571]
mu-196078.dhcp.missouri.edu
Last comment (for now) will be property of Jewbashers Inc.
#254 badtz maru[110633]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
divvyo, gimme yer wife's sexline number
!
#255 John[110743]
adsl-63-206-88-13.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Last
#256 CrackHeadJeb[110796]
mu-196078.dhcp.missouri.edu
YOU ARE BASICLALY THE NNGIEER IN A KANAGARRO
#257 Black_Abyss[111709]
1Cust228.tnt5.lax3.da.uu.net
Last Muahahahahaha
#258 John[111962]
adsl-63-206-92-172.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Yup I'm last now
#259 Amoeba_Boy[112073]
spider-mtc-ti021.proxy.aol.com
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT SO FAST JOHNNY

I CLAIM LAST IN THE NAME OF MICRORGANISMS EVERYWHERE
#260 Noid[112082]
host62-7-83-4.in-addr.btopenworld.com
DONGS, I SAY
#261 CrackHeadJeb[112673]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
A FAGOT SI YUO
#262 John[113013]
adsl-63-206-91-178.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Last :)
#263 Adrenaling[113112]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
rofl, no. me last
#264 CRACKHEADJEB[113520]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
DAMNIT TO HELL LAST COMMENT IS MINE
#265 ViRtuos0[113587]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP207.dialsprint.net
nope
#266 cowboy_bebop[114944]
ool-182ea0c4.dyn.optonline.net
these comments must have taken days to do
#267 darkrider[115545]
198.134.2.2
lol@273 comments on this br
#268 Black_Abyss[115560]
1Cust197.tnt42.lax7.da.uu.net
Haha, I'm last.
#269 CRACKHEADJEB[115584]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
FUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
#270 Black_Abyss[118202]
01-063.057.popsite.net
lol
#271 cowboy_bebop[119030]
ool-182ea37a.dyn.optonline.net
277th now to read
#272 HOI[119726]
1Cust146.tnt10.indianapolis.in.da.uu.net
last
#273 Furious[121414]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
no your not ;)
#274 CrackHeadJeb[127930]
PCC3-6.iats.missouri.edu
On October 3 2002, 3:32 PM CST, I claim last comment on this report.

-CHJ
#275 Cowboy_bebop[129515]
ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net
i dont think so chj ^^


owned




See you space cowboy..........
Cowboy_bebop
#276 Dagger[134361]
clarendon.sboe.org
YoYoYo, HEHEHE. That report was foonay ;D. You can just tell it was rilly him by his writing style.. Anyhoo, I'm in that battle report A BR BR: Part 1 and 2, or something. =D I had no idea he was doing a report on it.. or how I ended up in there.. but its all good. gj divvyo =]

laterz..

Dagger

#277 cowboy_bebop[135371]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
i read this in a book,
Where do you go to get your knee fixed?
To Africa of course, where the neegros (knee-grows for all you retards out there =]) LOL[;lwlololowlwolol




see you space cowboy...........
Cowboy_bebop
#278 CrackHeadJeb[135434]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
January 29, 2003. 7:21 PM CST.

-CHJ
#279 Convider[141457]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660426.sympatico.ca
asdfasdfasdf last
#280 Chris[142421]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
June 13, 2003.
#281 Dino Din[142456]
cvg-65-27-233-155.cinci.rr.com
June 16, 2003

i absolutely love divvyo's posts here goddamn
#282 Clearly Not Jaood[142457]
ip68-100-233-146.nv.nv.cox.net
kjs
#283 harcore[142461]
cs242234-71.houston.rr.com
gig E switch
#284 Layne[142462]
adsl-64-165-19-77.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
:)
#285 Casper...[142464]
pat.centennialcollege.ca
go have sex with men
#286 erad[142477]
pa-millscreek2a-54.buf.adelphia.net
u suck the cock that fucks u u fuck
#287 Clearly Not Jaood[142494]
ip68-100-233-146.nv.nv.cox.net
ninjas are mammals
#288 Dino Din[142520]
cvg-65-27-233-155.cinci.rr.com
i'd just like to state for the record that erad is a goddamned idiot
#289 Layne[142547]
adsl-64-165-19-77.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
last
#290 endersshadow[147480]
ool-182d2bfe.dyn.optonline.net
almost
#291 endersshadow[147481]
ool-182d2bfe.dyn.optonline.net
300
#292 endersshadow[147482]
ool-182d2bfe.dyn.optonline.net
comments...
#293 endersshadow[147483]
ool-182d2bfe.dyn.optonline.net
If you ever read this DivvyO; how are your feelings toward this comment section.

2:50 a.m. EST 1/3/2004
#294 Desert Demon[148447]
user-0ce2kls.cable.mindspring.com
I'd spam to 400, but it would hurt.

March 15, 2004
#295 BlackTerror[152375]
pcp04981570pcs.catonv01.md.comcast.net
Matrix os the pinocle of destruction.
#296 Tripe[153170]
ca-glendora-cuda1-c8a-a-94.arcdca.adelphia.net
This is something clearly resembling a metric assload of comments.
#297 You played wrong noob[153175]
bbcache-12.singnet.com.sg
It's only just begun.
#298 Desert Demon[153179]
user-0ce2km0.cable.mindspring.com
This was funny :)
#299 Blivi0n[161855]
AC9EE734.ipt.aol.com
Sept 29, 2004

Ph34R
#300 VM[161886]
195.70.47.13
Ugh, arent you a year in the past?



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