| #1 badtz maru[107632] |
| pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net |
| t.t |
| #2 badtz maru[107633] |
| pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net |
| rofl perfect 10. |
| #3 SnOwMan.v13[107634] |
| netcache1-acld.auckland.clix.net.nz |
| Love it.. puts a whole new scheme to br |
| #4 Lasek[107635] |
| a3hb345ry2pa.bc.hsia.telus.net |
| LMAO LMAO LMAO |
| #5 SCA-BoxeR[107637] |
| CPE00045a5c10e0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| -0-;; |
| #6 Andy[107639] |
| cx824021-e.cv1.sdca.home.com |
| hahahahahahaha, all i gotz to say is lol |
| #7 LoseALot.v13[107641] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| ^_^ |
| #8 omg[107642] |
| 63.85.132.17 |
| triped |
| #9 CKane[107644] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
| Ban |
| #10 LoseALot.v13[107645] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| um.. dont ban me, becuz i want to make more br's for u guys |
| #11 Clock[107647] |
| 64-66-209-22.stkn.pacific.net |
lol funny shit 10 is thx.
btw losealot is a very good gamer almost pro |
| #12 Shadow D'Arc[107648] |
| spider-mtc-tc033.proxy.aol.com |
Better than the last one, but not by much... I guess I can give you one more chance. Make a real BR, and I won't say ban, okay? This was at least a little funneh.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #13 Clock[107650] |
| 64-66-209-22.stkn.pacific.net |
| dont bann him it was funny. |
| #14 LoseAlot.v13[107651] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| please give me a 10, so i can upload pictures for a real BR. |
| #15 John[107652] |
| adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| 10!!! |
| #16 Lasek[107653] |
| a3hb345ry2pa.bc.hsia.telus.net |
btw, i made the incredibly gay onebefore. He made this one. Now we're making a JOINT-GAY project. It'll be extra on the gay because Im doing most of the typing. Extra.
?('-'!) its captain hook look!! VYG bkjedf
Look for him in the next report. |
| #17 LoseAlot[107655] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
and dont forget we are sponsor by
www.vault-13.net
so be sure to stop by and see our other reports |
| #18 katome[107658] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| ban |
| #19 willwinforfood[107661] |
| ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net |
lmao. first br i read in months.
10
-wwff |
| #20 the_chuck[107662] |
| ool-18b8e4ff.dyn.optonline.net |
| oh man, that is pwnage. i wish i 4pooled like that. :( |
| #21 LoseAlot.v13[107664] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| this was my first report, please dont rate me too hard |
| #22 CaughtNaked[107665] |
| spider-wj042.proxy.aol.com |
| 10? |
| #23 Anonymous[107668] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
| I say 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211709 |
| #24 Anonymous[107669] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
| Cool, i made this comment section extra wide |
| #25 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107673] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| and yes, I know I said lasek. |
| #26 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107674] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| okay... I lied, it was a typo |
| #27 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107675] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| okay it wasn't a typo, I just thought it was made my lasek, okay?! are you happy!? Oh god, just leave me alone!! |
| #28 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107676] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Oh, hello again. Just checking in to say hello. |
| #29 LoseAlot.v13[107678] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| hello |
| #30 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107679] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| hello to you too |
| #31 LoseAlot.v13[107680] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| paul likes my br ^_^ |
#32  [107681] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| Nice pool |
| #33 Anonymous[107682] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
| Keep it up, we'll get 100 comments in 2 more minutes... |
| #34 SDAUDSAUDSA[107686] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| u rate 2, should be 10, everyone rated 10. T_T U ONLY RATE ME 2 CUZ IM ASIAN |
| #35 BigD[107687] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Run into a wall. Walk into it if that's what turns your crank. But please don't waste the time of people on this site expecting to see a Starcraft BR. Even if this was in the other section, this'd be a piece of crap. |
| #36 Anonymous[107689] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
Ya, don't waste my time. I'm a very busy man. Man, i coulda been a MILLIONAIRE if i didn't waste my precious 5 seconds reading this.
So don't waste my time. |
| #37 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107690] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
On your death bed, you can remember this battle report and say to yourself, "God, I wish I would have spent those 2 minutes reading a REAL report about a video game."
Go back to bumming your mom for money to take your 47 friend "Stevie" to the movies, and stop wasting MY time with your mindless dribble and serious authoritating attitude. |
| #38 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107691] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
*47 year old...
Goddamnit, why do I always botch posts in the worst places?! :/ |
| #39 The Popular Dancing Lobster[107692] |
| adsl-64-165-225-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Don't answer that. |
| #40 Anonymous[107693] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
| Yeah, Goddamnit, whats wrong with you? |
| #41 Anonymous[107695] |
| 216-224-149-82.thegrid.net |
| Actually, no it doesn't oosh. |
| #42 BigD[107696] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| I think I just got owned. Doh :( |
| #43 AZALIN[107699] |
| pppath245.compulink.gr |
| get a life man |
| #44 NotDefault[107700] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
Okay, I didn't find it funny, but whoever says they wasted time reading this... well, that's kind of pathetic :(. I waste far more time hanging out in the SS channel trying to get a game :).
NotDefault |
| #45 kidonfire[107708] |
| 202.188.200.195 |
it was pretty funny, i'd rate it higher if it looked as though u spent some time on it, other than look for the pictures on the internet and thinking of this idea... original...
6 |
| #46 |||l||||ll|||||[107709] |
| cdm-66-7-51-tylr.cox-internet.com |
| rofl |
| #47 [107711] |
| 64-66-209-3.stkn.pacific.net |
| man thats a damn good reports, i dont know why it was rated so low. |
| #48 [107712] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
"On your death bed, you can remember this battle report and say to yourself, 'God, I wish I would have spent those 2 minutes reading a REAL report about a video game.'"
hehe, i would quote that if there was room. |
| #49 simeon2000[107717] |
| 216.144.24.102 |
I wasted 4.8 seconds reading this. Lame BR. Lame comments. Lame duck! *shoots duck*
But hey, Clockichu is here. I choose you! |
| #50 DivvyO[107718] |
| adsl-67-112-40-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| 4 pool = thx |
| #51 ZerG~LinG[107719] |
| p425-052.ppp.get2net.dk |
LOL!
|
| #52 Sovereignty[107722] |
| wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net |
| LOL. I love the pic of the thingie running. But one of these is enough. Don't do any more stupid ones :) |
| #53 Aer0[107723] |
| 198.170.0.7 |
| Its a winner 10 |
| #54 Napoleic[107725] |
| px2ht.ok.shawcable.net |
If your name was Jamellan and you posted this a year ago you'd actually have a 10 instead of everyone just saying you should have a 10 but you only get a 2.
10 btw ^^ |
| #55 Twip[107727] |
| port-89.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
| Simple-minded humor.. dunno how you guys are stimulated by it. lol :\ |
| #56 Amoeba_Boy[107728] |
| spider-wn052.proxy.aol.com |
Wow, that is so funny, funnier then dref is wierd.
It's that funny
10 |
| #57 lol[107730] |
| host-216-77-214-71.fll.bellsouth.net |
this was so.. well.. unusual. it was short as hell and it made me laugh. its nearly like a spam br but its just funny.
i think he should make more plz.
gosu 4-pool btw.
10 |
| #58 -teh 0_o-[107732] |
| SHW58-44.accesscable.net |
obviously, this SPAM is top notch shiz.
10!!1wtf!!!11oneonewon |
| #59 stonecoldnewbie[107733] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
this report really wasnt that funny
and who the fuck are all these people? |
| #60 Zeratul[107736] |
| sdn-ar-001nynyorP252.dialsprint.net |
wasn't too funny to me :( maybe if it were much longer it would have been good
5 |
| #61 katome[107737] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| its gay. |
| #62 Amoeba_Boy[107738] |
| spider-wn064.proxy.aol.com |
The following is a list of quotes that i hope get "quoted" and put up top to be laughed and giggled at.
As we all know, cows don't go "moo", they go "Pineapple"
-Amoeba_Boy
I think the bibles good, but the last half sucks -Amoeba_Boy's jewish friend
Normally I would get pants on because of that, but today I don't feel like it - Amoeba_Boy
And to that I give a hearty "Woot Woot" - Amoeba_Boy
No, it's completelty different, that 8 is actually two 3's typed together - Amoeba_Boy
T_Mac was disconnected, wait I think that ones already used, dammit - Amoeba_Boy
Ok, I just thought those up off the top of my head, you can even make up a conversation that they go in if you like.
And if none of thos get quoted heres another one
Damn you Dref, damn you to hell - Amoeba_Boy |
| #63 LuckyNewbie:[107739] |
| dialup-209.244.76.141.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| Ban. Not you, amoeba_boy. quote yourself, who are we... drefsab? fractal_wave? |
| #64 Anonymous[107740] |
| 216-224-156-78.thegrid.net |
Notice all of the quotes are from Amoeba. Except the one written by the closed-minded jew. That makes me feel bad. Yeah, it does. It makes me feel really bad. Now I feel bad.
Report was gay that's why it got a 2. |
| #65 Manius[107743] |
| adsl-20-90-195.asm.bellsouth.net |
| A truly gay report. You people are morons sometimes, really you are. If some noname person would've posted this, you guys would've been freaking out and ripping out his throat. And you all know it. This is as close to spam as it comes. I would suggest that admin ban this person's ass. I read that someone said he is almost a pro. So...shouldn't he be at least a little smart? Maybe even...common sense? |
| #66 KillerCorps[107745] |
| d150-130-18.home.cgocable.net |
I find the comment section more interesting then the BR. :P
|
| #67 Twip[107746] |
| port-89.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
Manius, one small fact for you.. it IS a noname person. ;\ Just because his buddy then comes on and says he's a pro doesn't really mean much.
Amoeba_Boy... while quite a few of the quotes that made it up there are about as funny as yours, that doesn't mean yours deserve to go up there too.. just means some of those quotes ought to be taken out. :P |
| #68 katome[107750] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| shut up and ban t.t |
| #69 CrackHeadJeb[107752] |
| mu-196171.dhcp.missouri.edu |
ahahahahaah. #67 is priceless.
-CHJ |
| #70 CKane[107753] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
#67
"Notice all of the quotes are from Amoeba. Except the one written by the closed-minded jew."
self-owned |
| #71 LoseAlot.v13[107754] |
| cpe-24-221-185-145.ca.sprintbbd.net |
| now i just want u guys to tell me, if u guys want me to make another masterpiece liek this, or just some "Real boring old.. BR T_T" |
| #72 znzf[107755] |
| CPE00201867e97e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
rofl thats jokes
10 |
| #73 stonecoldnewbie[107756] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
znzf found it funny
a winner is you |
| #74 badtz maru[107757] |
| pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net |
| NO! MAKE MORE BR LIKE THIS I GIVE IT 10's |
| #75 Stupid katome[107758] |
| adsl-64-166-210-37.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Yes, that's right, you worthless shit-head waste of skin, this report is "gay".. It has a sexual attraction towards other reports of its same sex. Go back to fucking the sharp rocks in your back yard... |
| #76 BTW, Please Ban me[107759] |
| adsl-64-166-210-37.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| I'd love to be banished from this site, so I can add it to the list of places I've been kicked out of... (stupid mormans...) |
| #77 lmfao[107761] |
| host-216-77-214-71.fll.bellsouth.net |
#77/78.. your so gay.
Though i agree with your #67 post.
Amoeba_Boy, wtf, dont try to quote yourself.. thas spectacularly gay.
Katome lighten up, its just a br, and the comments section is the best part of a br, its where all the funny cracks and other such shit can be found.
#36 BigD[107687]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Run into a wall. Walk into it if that's what turns your crank. But please don't waste the time of people on this site expecting to see a Starcraft BR. Even if this was in the other section, this'd be a piece of crap.
BigD dont try to act cool plz. It took all the readers approximately 10.5 seconds to read this. so STFU.
---------
#37 Anonymous[107689]
216-224-149-82.thegrid.net
Ya, don't waste my time. I'm a very busy man. Man, i coulda been a MILLIONAIRE if i didn't waste my precious 5 seconds reading this. So don't waste my time.
Nice comeback gay smurf. maybe youll have the guts to do that under your real name.
|
| #78 Gyro[107762] |
| dhcp024-208-195-078.indy.rr.com |
| Put naked chicks in pool. 10. |
| #79 katome[107764] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| normally I don't mind but some people are like '10 10 omfgroflmao' and shit and thats just sad... demonstrates severe lack of intelligence :( |
#80  [107765] |
| user187.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net |
lol this got more comments than most serious reports ever did. pretty stupid btw, i think dref's rating is about appropriate. i cant even tell if this was meant to be spam or if it was meant to be humor
CHJ since when have you been back man? :D
|
| #81 Zeon[107766] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| haha. this got a 2? |
| #82 someone[107776] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| damn sheep. |
| #83 not lasek. IM NOT FUCKING LASEK, i just have his ip. yeah thats it...heh. :p[107779] |
| a3hb345ry2pa.bc.hsia.telus.net |
it was meant to be humour, go losealot! ^_^;;
So, anyone here...like....yeah..........
ok ok, have you heard the one about sherlock? aight this ones tight.
Sherlock and watson were going out camping, so they went out and picked a wide, open space. sherlock set up their tent, and they went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, sherlock woke up and asked watson what he saw.
"Well, Sherlock, its just like any other night. Millions of stars twinkling."
"And what does that mean, Watson?"
"It means the atsmospheric gases are doing as usual, Sherlock."
"No, you moron, it means our tents been stolen."
Kek. Classic. |
| #84 CrackHeadJeb[107780] |
| mu-196171.dhcp.missouri.edu |
I'm around again since I'm back at school. (since Monday)
I'm rarely visit this site during any school break. Also, I was tiring of the community since I tried to cater to every idiot on the website. So I'm back and I don't care about trying to please everyone anymore.
Here's how it's going to be:
1) Sorry FLS, the Tribes FFA was a fucking ass game. I will not battlereport that since the players would have rather watched paint dry than participate in that game.
2) Ling-erie is a stupid motherfucker.
That's all for now.
-CHJ |
| #85 [107781] |
| 64-66-209-16.stkn.pacific.net |
Lose "ryan" wrote this to be funny, and it is damn funny.
I wonder what a worker rush would look like!! |
| #86 NotDefault[107782] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
"Katome lighten up, its just a br, and the comments section is the best part of a br, its where all the funny cracks and other such shit can be found."
But of course, he's right, quoting yourself in unfunny ways = no thx.
"Nice comeback gay smurf. maybe youll have the guts to do that under your real name."
Still, it was a nice comeback :).
NotDefault |
| #87 Jamellan[107784] |
| adsl-208-191-12-197.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net |
"What's with the self-quoting?"
-Jamellan |
| #88 stonecoldnewbie[107785] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
2) Ling-erie is a stupid motherfucker.
"What's with the self-quoting?"
-Jamellan
funniest things ive seen since bob and merlin's excercise show at shox :] |
| #89 Laseks Friend[107786] |
| 64-66-209-16.stkn.pacific.net |
| funy |
| #90 Mjotnar[107799] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
Despite the fact that this was extremely lame I couldn't help but laugh at some of the pictures.
Oooooo, I can sense a sexy sequel. |
| #91 Mjotnar[107800] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
| Haha, my alliteration owns. Too bad I can't quite conquer that crazy conundrum of a metaphor.... |
| #92 Amoeba_Boy[107801] |
| spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com |
anyone know the comments record cuz clearly not divvyO's thing almost has 200
-Amoeba_Boy |
| #93 Mjotnar[107802] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
| the comments section have a limit to number of post. there are some reports with more then 200 though. check the one with breeze. |
| #94 LoZeR-X[107804] |
| p-proxy-1-int1.net.wisc.edu |
| This reminds me of some of the games that my partners in public games have waged... I dont know if its art or crap but am sure that there is a little of either in it... |
| #95 Amoeba_Boy[107806] |
| spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com |
| wow, breeze has cool maps, and some +200 comment BR's, he should be inn the HOF |
| #96 [107807] |
| spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com |
| and some really really good br's |
| #97 BigD[107811] |
| pc169.hum2.lab.acs.ucalgary.ca |
The comments record is in a report that was played on BGH, and actually quite well done, around 800 or so. Theres's one with around 1200, but one guy posted the majority of them. Too lazy to post links right now.
Hoping I didn't say anything stupid in this comment ;) (WTH was I thinking in comment number 36? I can be such an idiot sometimes). |
| #98 BOBBY357[107812] |
| pool-63.52.69.56.cmbr.grid.net |
a few things...
1. amoeba boy: die you loser
2. comment #67: LOL
ok, i think thats all. bye. |
| #99 CKane[107815] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
Comment 101
own |
| #100 Ben Dover[107828] |
| spider-ti042.proxy.aol.com |
| Damn thats a lot of Comments. I mean that BR was waste of time but it took forever to read all the comments. |
| #101 star[107835] |
| adsl-64-217-73-20.dsl.austtx.swbell.net |
| comments section turning into bw.com comments section ; |
| #102 funnymarx[107839] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu |
Was that report a haiku?
--funnymarx
"Excrement spewed,
in act of typing.
Battlereport." |
| #103 l)arK.napE[107853] |
| spider-syd-aa022.proxy.aol.com |
WOW!!!
Over 100 replies!!
Funny as report :D |
| #104 Nude90YearOld[107936] |
| 12-228-48-119.client.attbi.com |
| I would normally give it a 1 and a "F U" but the 4-pool pun was so funny, it was 10 by itself. |
| #105 Me[107966] |
| sdcax54-100.dialup.optusnet.com.au |
| 10 and a half |
| #106 Man[107979] |
| h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net |
| THE CONTEST IS OVER! GIVE HIM THE 10,000 DALLORS!!!!!! |
| #107 -the o_0-[107994] |
| SHW58-44.accesscable.net |
| woah... this comment section has gone horribly wrong. also, wtf is a "DALLOR"? :> |
| #108 Ana[108009] |
| dslpppa137.phnx.uswest.net |
first look at this comment section, everyone here but chj and dref should be banned
so fucking sad |
| #109 garett[108118] |
| cdm-66-64-223-tylr.cox-internet.com |
| agreed, none of you deserve to live |
| #110 |]agomar[108124] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112402.sympatico.ca |
| Oh . . . ya this is gay. GW. |
| #111 jUsDsH[108126] |
| spider-ntc-td064.proxy.aol.com |
| haha.. this is an actual battle report :) |
| #112 Chobo~Penguine[108181] |
| FLPP-p-144-134-131-160.prem.tmns.net.au |
| hrrmmmm.....sadly i found this funny - i dont know y but it was extremely funny. to all the people who bitch about this - get ova it its only a br (a pathetic one, but a br none the less). LoseAlot - right more br's. |
| #113 Ana[108194] |
| dslpppa154.phnx.uswest.net |
"right more br's"
good god |
| #114 SoUp[108431] |
| user-1120nbf.dsl.mindspring.com |
| Lose, you idiot |
| #115 TerranTurtle[108436] |
| 64-215-29-150.mon.frontiernet.net |
| Well, maybe I could have read a better report instead of this one, and maybe I did waste my time reading it. But I dare anyone to write a quality BR that takes up the same amount of time it took to read this one, which was about, oh, 3 seconds. :) |
| #116 Corbalt[112372] |
| alb-66-66-193-202.nycap.rr.com |
| Honestly, I thought this br was pretty funny. The 4pool pun would have been better if you had 4 pictures of pools, though. Also, as has already been said, it just needs to be longer. If you made it longer and more detailed, I think even your detractors would change their minds :]. Other than that, hilarious! |
| #117 mistears[115081] |
| cpe-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com |
this is very funny
6 for innovation |
| #118 LoseAlot[134537] |
| adsl-67-119-9-0.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| wow my masterpiece |
| #119 CLockw0rk[146876] |
| adsl-67-114-108-145.dsl.frsn02.pacbell.net |
| hi2u losa =] |
| #120 LoseAlot[157086] |
| adsl-67-119-11-134.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| hello |
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