| #1 CHJ[116870] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
"Ali receives her sexy, purple toss at 12, while the beauty Caprice gets an equally beautiful hatchery at 3. She is wearing a orange top on her sexy Zerg body."
Slight mixup there, no biggie, continuing to read.
-CHJ |
| #2 Black_Abyss[116871] |
| 01-087.057.popsite.net |
| Sexy 2nd. |
| #3 so many holic[116872] |
| 12-250-78-203.client.attbi.com |
gj,not as good as the first, in my opinion = great sexyness =]
3rd |
| #4 CrackHeadJeb[116873] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
eee
haha, very nice. I've never been a huge fan of this battlereport theme (no I'm not gay!), but it was a quality report of a quality game. Great job.
-CHJ |
| #5 Freque[116874] |
| sdn-ap-005caburbP1600.dialsprint.net |
| 5th on a Z~L report ; ) |
| #6 psychochild[116886] |
| slip-32-102-238-213.fl.us.prserv.net |
| Great, due to horniness and the common male fantasy, (Or C.M.F.) You know this will get a 10. Maybe thats what I need... |
| #7 ZerG~LinG[116887] |
| p403-028.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Bleh, fricking startup crap |
| #8 AbsoluteGeneus[116891] |
| spider-mtc-tc014.proxy.aol.com |
8th
No sexy animal reports from anybody. :(
Excellent!! |
| #9 SiG.[116895] |
| host-216-77-220-82.fll.bellsouth.net |
I proofread his reports and the Danish never tells me when he posts them so I never get 1st.
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| #10 ZerG~LinG[116896] |
| p403-028.ppp.get2net.dk |
LOL "The Danish"
No racism! |
| #11 Rabid_Raccoon[116897] |
| A010-0006.BTVL.splitrock.net |
"This battle report involves several beautiful women with nothing more than their tops on"
I've been lied to. I have lost all faith in in all future reports ;)
Good work! I give it 2 appendages that seperate primates from the 'lesser' beings up! |
| #12 apos'trophe[116899] |
| adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| I liked it alot. I'm kinda in the same boat as #4 (CHJ). The "Ramp 'o Death" pic was my favorite (the text was ownage). |
| #13 EMS[116900] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
Nice dude, you pointed out something that I've been thinking for years(I'm probably not the only one). Kerrigan is HOT. Man, she can infest me anytime she wants,
EMS |
| #14 EMS[116901] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
| And by years I mean the 6 months its been since I uprgraded to BW. |
| #15 Who'sGotLag.IDO[116904] |
| usrns203.dialup.hawaii.edu |
Are you sure it was racism Zerg~Ling? Maybe he was calling you a flat, round pastry? Mmm, danish... =b-
Good br on a nice game.
Another mistake though hardly important "dropped a few Probes off at the top right island" |
| #16 Gojky[116905] |
| proxy4.uq.edu.au |
Go go go more please, ;P
This was very cool indeed.
Oh and ZerG~LinG did you see my last report that I posted about a week ago. well it was a fake review of Warcraft 3 that I made with tons of crap and inaccurisy. ;P
Unfortunately it was deleted not 20 hrs later. :(
But it got some funny flames.
Oh and good job bye the way.
Gojky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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| #17 CrackHeadJeb[116906] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
haha, I remember that.
First a flame br, then a trolling br. You are the pioneer in jackass battlereporting, Gojky. ;)
-CHJ |
| #18 ZerG~LinG[116907] |
| p403-028.ppp.get2net.dk |
lol, I don't even think I saw that report gork, or gojky, sorry.
I like this: "I got some funny flames."
Gojky for prez!
And I don't like being a piece of cake that you eat up in a few secs! Danish is people, not pastry! Die bakers world over!
Kerrigan Is Teh Hot!!!!!!!!1111 (notice the 1's)
I'm a comment freak :P |
| #19 SiG.[116909] |
| host-216-77-220-82.fll.bellsouth.net |
Yes, Danish as in the pastry.
Oh and ling... *I wonder who joe is?"
He has a 3 letter name...
you slut.
=] |
| #20 Sexy^Orangutang[116910] |
| 12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com |
hehe, nice. almost as interesting as the first one.
btw, nice `boxer` quote, i have that "that is many tank? yes?" pic as my desktop pic. priceless. |
#21  [116918] |
| spc-isp-tor-58-22-357.sprint.ca |
lots of small textual errors, but nice pics :=>
game didnt seem that good to me, weird strats :
8 |
| #22 Psyonic_Reaver[116921] |
| 1Cust41.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
The legion thing (For we are many) is from the Bible. ^^ Ya the devils get sent into a bunch of pigs and they fall off a cliff and die. The end.
Wheres my speical prize?
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| #23 apos'trophe[116926] |
| adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Oh ya, you said "macro" where "micro" should be where it said (really early game) something along the lines of "... held off the lings with some good macro...". Probly not even close to what it really said, but I'm too lazy too go check. |
| #24 SiG.[116940] |
| host-216-77-220-82.fll.bellsouth.net |
I check spelling, I dont check how the words work in the sentence... Next time I guess I will =]
Anyways, that legion thing is from a steven king novel.. legion is the name of a devil.. calls himself legion but "him" is actually many many many many souls.. evil person.. OUR NAME IS LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY..
get it?
also in the bible.. |
| #25 Zeal1590[116942] |
| spider-tm052.proxy.aol.com |
| aha gj gj |
| #26 stonecoldnewbie[116972] |
| c-24-245-65-56.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| when is the beastiality br |
| #27 mick[116976] |
| 1Cust155.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net |
| those girls have big pectorals :? |
| #28 UltimateFire[116984] |
| spider-ntc-tb084.proxy.aol.com |
| gj gj, and the crax attax is from a Bob report... I know, because I have no life. |
| #29 PracticeAct[116992] |
| pens-this01.firn.edu |
Remember me Zerg~Ling? :P
I read the report, good stuff just like the last one.
I'll give it a 9.. :)
Looking forward(Yes, very much so) to the next one. |
| #30 ZerG~LinG[116994] |
| p431-069.ppp.get2net.dk |
Hi PracticeArt ;)
Doh! Someone found out the bob report thing, lé crapo!
And the "For we are many" is originally from the bible yes.
I've been had :Þ |
| #31 ZerG~LinG[117001] |
| p431-069.ppp.get2net.dk |
And tnx for the 8-.-
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| #32 Excecutor[117031] |
| add41.city.hamilton.on.ca |
If you didn't cover the girls with SC pics i'd say 10 but.. 8(
7
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| #33 I swear to god...[117043] |
| 180-30-189-66.wo.cpe.charter-ne.com |
| I swear I saw a nipple! I KNOW I did! As usual I missed the beastiality and rancid urnie sex, but half naked women sure do make me wanna skip all of the text and stare at as much skin as my RandyJohnson can handle. Very destracting, very good graphics, I had no time to read the report. Musta' got a lot of illegal software to make that one...my hats off to you, and so is my virginity. |
#34  [117059] |
| 12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com |
There's a nipple in this report. I don't care what your alt text says.
6
Dref
P.S. You're lucky I didn't give you a 5 for using blue text :( |
| #35 plus2longsword[117089] |
| asc3-ip22-grr.wmis.net |
to heck with that..show some muff next time.
Great job as ever. |
| #36 PracticeAct[117099] |
| pens-this01.firn.edu |
| Owww, a 6, that's rough Dref.... |
| #37 ZerG~LinG[117238] |
| 212.237.49.65 |
| Dref, both of these are NON nude models, so they NEVER pose nude, therefore there is no nipple -.- |
| #38 ZerG~LinG[117251] |
| p424-014.ppp.get2net.dk |
In the other report, there MIGHT be a nipple, since Anna Nicole also pose in the nude.
BUT THERE IS NO DOUBT HERE!
SERIOUSLY! |
| #39 [117274] |
| 12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com |
There is a nipple in this report.
If I wanted softcore porn, I would go to a naked woman site. |
#40  [117324] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112536.sympatico.ca |
The nipples visible through the clothes count too :)
I think you should stick to SC reports and not these babe reports tho . . . that goon web pic was cool.
But yeah, if I wanted to get it off I'd go find my girlfriend or, in her abscene, some handy sites :O |
| #41 ZerG~LinG[117338] |
| p432-041.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Alright then :P |
| #42 SiG.[117352] |
| host-216-77-217-150.fll.bellsouth.net |
| I think Dref might be a tad gay. |
| #43 WindMinstrel[117358] |
| CPE-144-137-175-102.qld.bigpond.net.au |
| He just doesnt like looking at other peoples nipples.Fair enough |
| #44 angelzx[117411] |
| rutonia.singnet.com.sg |
| lmao |
| #45 smooth-assasin[117436] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| what happened to the suggestions we gave ZerG~LinG |
| #46 Anathema[117787] |
| adslppp211.phnx.uswest.net |
| yup, this was pretty dumb |
| #47 IcE-Dark_Lord[119752] |
| 12.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca |
| This kicked ass no matter what any body says... Get some nude ones next time :) |
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