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"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."
-~CattleBruiser~




#1 quad[118798]
AC84B7FB.ipt.aol.com
quad says 1st
#2 vincible[118800]
roam155-218.student.harvard.edu
2nd, and I actually read it. I liked it, you explain some of the reasoning behind the moves which is the most important thing for a good battlereport imo. A few glaring typos didn't detract much from the quality.
#3 ZerG~LinG[118803]
p442-120.ppp.get2net.dk
My spellchecker sucks :P
Forgot to use BoX!
#4 FearlessGuy[118805]
ts1-c1-094.toronto.auracom.net
dude 5th
#5 cowboy_bebop[118806]
ool-182ea37a.dyn.optonline.net
5th

#6 Erad[118807]
pa-millscreek2a-368.buf.adelphia.net
erad says quad is a faggot
#7 psychochild[118808]
158.orlando-13-14rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
post replay plz.
#8 [118809]
me-lewiston-pw-300.mint.adelphia.net
you misspelled sucess in one of your pics
u spelled it succes
#9 apos'trophe[118810]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Guess what I'm gonna say...












9th












#10 ZerG~LinG[118811]
p442-120.ppp.get2net.dk
#8 huk -.- hard to correct when in pics :D

#11 [118812]
0x3ef36add.albnxx5.adsl.tele.dk
LOL
You used my pic in the start :D
classy report

#12 CLIV[118813]
0x3ef36add.albnxx5.adsl.tele.dk
Was me (#11)
btw you used tutorial :D
only for week?
LOL


#13 MaelStrom[118814]
ool-4352d857.dyn.optonline.net
isnt tactics... = one of the zeus's? forget which one. some1 verify me
#14 Decay[118816]
206.10.109.48
Nice job LinG! The writing was good and the pics were too.
8

~Decay

BTW my friends still cant beat me on Sentinel. LOL!




#15 quad[118817]
AC84B7FB.ipt.aol.com
erad who the fuck are you anymore
#16 ZerG~LinG[118818]
p442-120.ppp.get2net.dk
Decay=rox!
Don't know who tactics are ;P
#17 [118819]
Ottawa-ppp3517212.sympatico.ca
Wonderful report, as usual one of the best looking out there. Here's a few tips for the future though ;)

- If you want to br good players in realtime so you can catch chat etc, br people like Louder or Frost or something.
- DO br a better game, not a PvP for example =]. Also this seemed quite one sided.
- Add some gnarly humour, there's always plenty of funny stuff to find/add.

Your writing seems good but it could use some more flare. Also, spelling mistakes are mildly annoying.

Other than that, not much to complain about. Quality br. Just follow some of that stuff above and I'll slap a 9 down next time :). 8.
#18 ZerG~LinG[118822]
p442-120.ppp.get2net.dk
PvP owns!
Will heed your commands :D
#19 Amoeba_Boy[118823]
spider-tl083.proxy.aol.com
Hey, you know what you should do.



Get rid of those things at the bottom




me = smartass :)
#20 ZerG~LinG[118829]
p442-120.ppp.get2net.dk
Damn smartass!
DAG FOR KING OF CLAN NoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
#21 Alacrity[118831]
spider-ntc-td083.proxy.aol.com
PvP is fun but the start is extreme luck tt. After about 15 minutes of the game is when skill starts to take over, if both players are still even that is :o
#22 SiG.[118838]
host-216-77-209-135.fll.bellsouth.net
I can't believe you forgot to use BoX !
I love your pics dude o.o. The report was good :)
Oh and thx for the shout out =o
#23 Decay[118839]
206.10.109.50
YAY! I = rox (not like little boulders, i hope)
Also, I gave the same rating as Dag....
You know what that means.....
Decay for President!!!!!! (or rater would be cool too....*cough, hint, hint, cough*)
#24 titans-thesoby[118840]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
this was awsome where do u get ur fonts??

8.4
#25 Pr0be[118841]
12-221-146-40.client.insightBB.com
Titans i have replay of that game u got disced from so look for me in Nohunters Nice report ling, ur cool. 9.678
#26 [118842]
St-Catherines-ppp112535.sympatico.ca
Go NoN 4EVA!!
#27 someone[118845]
cpe-24-31-43-74.socal.rr.com
do you have a link for the rep.?
#28 IcE-Inforcer[118846]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
Very very nice report. Pics look very sharp, but the alt-text could use some work. The game did seem kind of one-sided, but it doesn't matter, canada won.

GO GO GO CANADA!
#29 adrenaling[118848]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
shit zerg~ling, what an amazing piece of work! =]
#30 Who'sGotLag.IDO[118849]
usrns209.dialup.hawaii.edu
To get rid of most of the background lines on the top and the bottom, change the table's cellpadding to 0. There will still be a little left over because the border is protecting it, but there's so little that it probably doesn't matter.
#31 PeOns[118850]
61.171.83.142
Tactics = eSu.Zeus[19]
ya
#32 Kane[118855]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
I give it a 12 out of 14
#33 adrenaling[118856]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
kane, so whats that out of ten? ;)
#34 (...BlaZe...)[118866]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
"Grrr tries to mislead the opponent by hiding over 40 units behind one of the temple walls" - LOL, some funny alt text in here.

Lovely pictures, nice writing, it was all very crisp and clear. I didn't like the border picture very much, but thats just because I'm stupid. I would slap it with an 8 if I was rater, mainly because the game was only decent.

GW GW GW GW GW LING FOR PREZIDENT OF DENMARK!!
#35 BlaZe-Forever[118867]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
what's BoX ?
#36 aseq[118869]
eagle.ksa.fnt.hvu.nl
jah, looks like you did some metal and wood tutorials in photoshop. Still looks better than most reports tho.
I did also think the game was a bit one-sided, i mean, i think a game is really exciting when both players have been ahead at some point, and the tide swings around. Grrr was never losing in this game.

But, PvP is not a boring matchup. In fact, i think there are no boring matchups. Some of the best games i've seen were same race games, also some were zvp. The most uninteresting matchup for a report would be TvP, since there's been so many already...

I'd give it an 8.5 -gj
#37 Furious[118872]
bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au
I liked this. Prolly cuz its one of the few of your reports where i had not seen the rep.
im sure if you try hard enough youd be able to find a gosu player willing to let you ob a gosu game or 2, or at least give an exclusive rep or something.
I like PvP but their are better PvP's out their, if your gonna do a rep br then you should be able to find a more intense game.
Aside from that mind posting the rep?
#38 Furious[118873]
bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au
forgot to add, i REALLY like the pics!
#39 3y_[118877]
evrtwa1-ar3-4-65-149-020.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
stop calling him Grrr, he has 4 r in his name. nice br btw
#40 SuM12nV[118879]
164.116.165.157
Grrr... :) anyway hes the reason i got back on starcraft after the dreaded d2 lod. I saw a replay of him wooping with toss and there i was learning toss. Well i still suck with toss but my zerg skills are killer. Good replay i thought it was short though. And 1 sided, especially after that storm.
#41 funnymarx[118889]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
How old is this peanut m&m? Let's find out....
*eats*
tasty

--funnymarx

"I think you know what the trustees can do with their suggestions."
#42 Stupid Loser[118890]
pool0516.cvx31-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Hey! Nice way to ripoff Greg Martin's art and not even give him credit. Ya, I am talking about those space backgrounds. go to www.artofgregmartin.com and see for yourself. Shame, using copyrighted material in a freakin Battlereport cuz you suck at Photoshop so much you can't make your own. tsk tsk tsk
#43 Redemption6[118909]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Short but sweet, not many corrections I guess. Yea success has 2 s' but im sure u knew that. not much to say. 8.2 maybe. :D since everyone else is giving decimals ;)
#44 Matrix[118918]
h000094c60a57.ne.client2.attbi.com
Stupid loser = chill its a br go get some fresh air plz
#45 ZerG~LinG[118926]
p404-103.ppp.get2net.dk
#42 you do have a point.
I must say that I'm truly sorry I forgot to give credit to the fantastic artist Greg Martin.
He did the background that I use for my pics yes.
I deserved to be slapped :( Anyway check out his site, its really cool :D
#46 SunTzu[nG][118937]
h205n1c1o1026.bredband.skanova.com
"Grrr tries to mislead the opponent by hiding over 40 units behind one of the temple walls" haha, that trick is so old ;)

anyways, try to suprise me next time by reporting a game we dont know how it´s going to end. I mean, Grrr vs some rockafella noone has heard of can only end one way.

blablabla, enough shit from me

rödpölse åt folket! - SunTzu[nG] <---svensk
#47 [118945]
d-zg1-098.globalnet.hr
It would be good if you ask players after the game about their mistakes. I would also like to see replay after reading this.
#48 [118946]
12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com
tactis = zeus that used to be SG-, he sucks
#49 SFI_CBPye[119013]
167.196.244.7
Nice abuse of the inner glow and drop shadow effects. :)
Where'd you get the background, images, though? Or rather, what plugin were they enhanced with?

GJ.
#50 ZerG~LinG[119083]
p459-82.ppp.get2net.dk
I have a policy of never posting replay, I think it ruins the experience.
Tnx for the other kind words.
And SFI, yes i am top abuser of those effects :~)
#51 [119096]
ares.tdsb.on.ca
pretty good, 8
#52 King-Lewis[119174]
modemcable010.93-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
OH oh oh. I had 10 mins on my hand b4 going to work and i decided to read your BR. Thx to you my 10 mins werent a waste of time! :P

Nice.

Lewis.
#53 ZerG~LinG[119195]
p434-089.ppp.get2net.dk
I was glad I could provide some quality 10 mins Lewis :P
tnx for teh 8
#54 FallenAngelZidane[119255]
spider-ntc-td034.proxy.aol.com
3 words. THAT. ROCKED.
#55 z0rgb0t![119318]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
send me replay any way

durinbrown@hotmail.com
icq# 59410358

I believe it gives me something to learn by.
#56 invincible marines[119429]
202.181.230.214
I really liked it. You precisely tell how they attacked.



great one man!
#57 Dialtone_[120037]
athe535-d168.otenet.gr
:~O
#58 siege)Pro.2.u[120071]
146.dsl108155.surewest.net
Very good writting ... although most of the clever stuff was in the pics =p... I thought you did a good job ..... keep um comming ... do a h.o.t-forever or [nc]...yellow report please =)

Thx alot
Gary, aka pro
#59 starcake[120312]
653469hfc220.tampabay.rr.com
yah this report sux
#60 neoviper[155716]
66-215-103-244.mal-mres.charterpipeline.net
it was pretty good but not as good as some of ur other ones



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