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#1 ZerG~LinG[119730]
p461-79.ppp.get2net.dk
OMG 1st
will read now
#2 IcE-Inforcer[119731]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
Sorry for making it sound like an actual story. Btw I'm not a man, I'm a kid :P.

Now to check if it worked out ok.

#3 IcE-Inforcer[119732]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Looks fine, except for that white turd on the scores pic. Oh well. Once again feel free to brutaly diss this br.

Cool, Zerg~Ling for 1st. Btw... Zerg~Ling as rater? Just a suggestion plz dont flame my poor canadian ass.

#4 ZerG~LinG[119733]
p461-79.ppp.get2net.dk
Done-.-
Kaka btw.
Anyways this wasn't too great of a report, the game was kinda sad, and also, where were YOUR army? It seemed to me like you never mentioned your own army, but described resonates (ling-erie btw) army down to the last man (well almost).
Your writing was ok, but the lacking game didn't do it justice, and it seemed like you were just building hatcheries, and not much else. The picture were nice, although I wouldn't recommend putting too much opacity on the action pictures. The amount you used was maybe a tad to much, just remember its the pictures of the battle, and not the pretty things behind thats important. *Looks at my Babe BR*

Basically you shouldn't have bothered to report this, the bad game doesn't justify your reporting capabilities.
All in all, a 6, perhaps a very generous 7.





#5 Redemption6[119734]
209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Okay blurry pics. First game 1 i believe was on silent vortex. Second as i said b4 that zealot pic raping ur ex was damn blurry. It was hard to follow, and it seemed like u were trying to expand and he was raping u cuz u had NO attacking units cept sunks.....6.
#6 IcE-Inforcer[119736]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Resonate is Ling-erie? Awesome.
The reason i didnt describe my army is: I had nothing.
I was trying to expand the whole game... he smashed every expo i would build.
YOUR BABE BR ROCKED, so dont diss it :P.

Once again, this was just an intro, nothing too spectacular here, watch out for the next part though!




#7 IcE-Inforcer[119737]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
1 blurry pic. On purpose.

me be whore.

#8 Metamucil[119739]
CPE014060001930.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
dude link-604 is not a moron. he couldve spanked you just as bad as that guy did.

also, are u stupid? 9 sunkens? and vs toss why wouldnt u go hydra/lurk when he had archons/corsairs. i didnt see any goons or reavers

#9 IcE-Dark_Lord[119740]
28.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca
do better next time. awsome pix if you turn the briteness down but they still could be better.
#10 IcE-Inforcer[119741]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
#8
I used Zerg cuz the gods called to me and asked me to pick Zerg. I cant play as Zerg... What's a hydra?
I threw down 9 sunks cuz i knew he was coming for me, and the only way i could make D is with drones. Who cares i got raped anyways.

#11 Adhosive[119742]
c-24-131-209-214.mw.client2.attbi.com
nice report, would have liked it if you would have combined all your games in the tourny tho, 8
#12 Adhosive[119743]
c-24-131-209-214.mw.client2.attbi.com
OMG read the picture subtitles LOL
#13 Mr.Syco[119744]
spider-wm072.proxy.aol.com
You should of done more than 1 game, your alt-text was some of the best I have seen in awhile though, good theme :)
#14 vincible[119745]
1Cust11.tnt17.sfo8.da.uu.net
I don't think any amount of great writing or pics could have saved this report. As you said repeatedly, the game was a rape.
#15 [119746]
Ottawa-ppp3517212.sympatico.ca
wow, Ling utterly raped you =[. He's a pretty decent player though :P.

I'll give this a 6, the game was absolutely horrible - but the rest was good.

#16 adrenaling[119750]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
kinda short report...
#17 KBS-TheSac[119751]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
He made fun of America!

Instant 9!

#18 IcE-Inforcer[119757]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Kinda disapointed with the 6 :(

It's not good for a battle reporter to report games on himself always winning. That is why I lose more often than I win.

I could of kicked Ling-erie's ass... uh... i just didnt feel... like it.

#19 IcE-Inforcer[119758]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
I lose more often, in my battle reports that is.
#20 [119761]
StCatherines-ppp109169.sympatico.ca
No, it's not you losing that got you the 6 ;). It's the fact that the game was atrociously one-sided. Actually, it's entirely possible that this was the only br made of a total and complete rape that got over a 5 this year.

So I'd consider the mark a bit generous ;). If the game was back and forth and ended with you losing, I'd hand it gold for sure, given the good writing and pictures.
#21 stonecoldnewbie[119770]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
i wonder why you br'ed this game
#22 LN~X[119772]
128.241.245.34
eh? the report sucked, tho being a dedicated player means that i luv seeing archons n corsairs krush. hm... to be totally honest, i'd give this report a five, cos it wasn't really a BATTLE report... but a PWNAGE account.

11 to the subtitles tho ;p
#23 LN~X[119773]
128.241.245.34
oops 'dedicated toss player' i meant...



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