| #1 mattzarella[120142] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
| ahaha i beat dag |
| #2 ZerG~LinG[120143] |
| p442-099.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Dude, you rule |
| #3 star[120146] |
| cs666873-61.austin.rr.com |
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| #4 Dialtone_[120147] |
| athei36-b144.otenet.gr |
Interesting fact: Status is actualy canadian and i tricked zerg~ling because im a horrible person :P
neat report o; |
| #5 titans-thesoby[120152] |
| d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com |
i enjoyed it very good.
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| #6 6th[120154] |
| 209.84.101.28 |
| . |
| #7 Ender[120155] |
| 24-168-119-41.si.rr.com |
omg prayer does work!! a real br!!
=P |
| #8 Kane[120156] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
zergling report
*pretends to read*
wow this owned 10 |
| #9 Kane[120157] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
Well, I acutally understood what was going on, which puts this miles ahead of most of the BRs on the site.
That plus pretty pictures equals a solid 9 |
| #10 striz[120159] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
wow, cool report. pics *drool* mmmm more medics plz.
8
then....the SUM 41 music? ASDF what the HELL. no more plz. |
| #11 Kane[120160] |
| 12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com |
btw titans you can't "enjoy this good". Good is an adjective. What you need is an adverb. Goodly would suffice, but better is "well."
Of course, that runs into problems of its own. "I enjoyed this very well" does not mean that enjoyed it a lot. It does mean that you are quite good at enjoying things and did an exceptional job of enjoying this paticiular report.
Or perhaps you left out a period. Either way, english does not become you. |
| #12 mattzarella[120161] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
| dag can't rhyme either :( |
#13 [120163] |
| StCatherines-ppp109155.sympatico.ca |
Fucking own!
AND THAT WAS NOT A RAP!!! It was more of a nursery rhyme, the kind of flagrantly homosexual thing that I found to go well with Mattz ;D.
Anyway, 9. Though it's AQD3, isn't it?
And yes, I'll bust my ass trying to get out a br by tomorrow :(. |
| #14 Shadow D'Arc[120166] |
| cdm-208-73-201-sana.cox-internet.com |
GJ yo. Sup? I'm back. Miss me? Even realize I was gone?
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #15 titans-thesoby[120168] |
| d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com |
| I enjoyed it. Very good. :) |
| #16 Amoeba_Boy[120169] |
| spider-tl063.proxy.aol.com |
If I get mentioned in one decent BR, my life will be complete.
Anyway, sweet report, best in a while (even better than mine *cries*). |
| #17 Amoeba_Boy[120170] |
| spider-tl063.proxy.aol.com |
| btw, shadow, now that your back, gonna post some brs?? |
| #18 Erad[120172] |
| pa-millscreek2a-368.buf.adelphia.net |
| your flash music isnt very appealing |
| #19 Axel_[120174] |
| 185.226.27.24.cfl.rr.com |
| OMFG, i got one line of mine in a BR.... i feel special, =P |
| #20 adrenaling[120175] |
| CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| finally, a br! the site was pretty dead for awhile. but zergling saved us with an awesome report! btw, gotta luv sum 41. |
| #21 elemental(i2)[120179] |
| c216-45-87-250.md1.cablespeed.com |
| Nice, nice report. Deserves a 10 |
| #22 Furios[120180] |
| bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au |
Ack a 9, some give it a 10 to boost it up to 9.5 ^^
This was easily your best br ever. I love the way you actually got unique games (and good ones at that), good games, great graphics, solid writing and allround coolness made this o'so entertaining! Pls dont ever bitch about the size of a br again though :P |
#23 [120182] |
| imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com |
| fuk this owns |
#24 [120183] |
| pcd295097.netvigator.com |
btw
first rating since 2002
huk~ |
| #25 Roaddog[120184] |
| CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
I hate to say this, but that flash sucked ass (especially the music)
the rest was good |
| #26 Disturbed[120185] |
| agent.lisco.com |
For some reason I didn't like this. To me the humor fell flat every single time, the grammar errors were so frequent that it drove me bonkers, the pics were so small that half the time I couldn't tell what was what, and it looked like you spent more time on the backgrounds than the pics themselves. I watched the rep of the stat/mark game and imo you didn't capture it very well. Also, unless I've been mistaken, isn't it AQD3?
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| #27 Matrix[120186] |
| h000094c60a57.ne.client2.attbi.com |
lol vegeta{cAs} was in that last pic and he used to be in my clan
does that make me famous? = |
| #28 ~LifeisPeachy~[120190] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| I thought that was very very good. |
| #29 Amoeba_Boy[120191] |
| spider-wa081.proxy.aol.com |
| Sum41 is thx |
| #30 Core[120193] |
| wv-hunt-u1-c3c-90.hntnwv.adelphia.net |
| gj on the report, even though i thought the second game was pretty lame =( |
| #31 Shadow D'Arc[120195] |
| cdm-208-73-201-sana.cox-internet.com |
Amoeba, I would, but I'm on an 'office' computer. Which means it doesn't have any SC files :(. Soon as I can get a pass to go home and bring my computer back, I'll start writing some BRs.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #32 Amoeba_Boy[120196] |
| spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com |
| sweet |
| #33 ZerG~LinG[120197] |
| p432-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
And btw, thanks for the front page hook up :D
Maybe I should start sending the <3 ;) |
| #34 ZerG~LinG[120198] |
| p432-117.ppp.get2net.dk |
If you get my caps right that is
KAKA |
| #35 Furious[120203] |
| bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au |
| Man I cant believe how obsessed some ppl are with grammar, if i looked I could propably have picked some up but I was too busy enjoying the report for what is was, excellent! |
| #36 lebman[120204] |
| Ottawa-ppp122794.sympatico.ca |
Ling! You is teh liar! You said I had better writing than you, although your report clearly proves otherwise O_o.
Anyway, great work man. Totel seks |
| #37 IBashar[120205] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
I'm sorry but I have to agree with Disturbed. Wtf ? PvZ without storm ?? Why not TvZ without SV ? Should Toss have won, I'd have been OK.
Wouldn't say it's your best BR, Zerg~Ling. You_Am_read_Dis! is better for instance.
GJ anyway |
| #38 aseq[120208] |
| eagle.ksa.fnt.hvu.nl |
Awesome report, tho Disturbed has some points.
I thought the picture collages had too small pics. Some contained like 1 goon and 2 lings. That doesn't tell me much, id rather have one big overview shot of the battle (pause replay, make multiple ss, stick together, resize). Of course, that would mean no fancy war3 backgrounds, so its a tough choice.
Also, i felt the jokes were a bit compusory at times. I'd rather have a couple good jokes, and the rest of the text being to the point, than a joke every line....
Still, i think the best report you've made, very small errors, i'd give a 9.
Plz excuse bad english |
| #39 [NE]IBashar[120209] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
We're on the Internet, there is no point in creating a site only dedicated to english-speaking people. We sould all wear a [NE] (Non-English) tag which would explain by itself why we speak english like, uh, ... foreigners.
Plz excuse bad english, I'm french. (ouch ! Shouldn't have said that.
Don't touch this piece of cheese, no, DON'T ! Not the balls, no, pliiiiiiz, NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!) |
| #40 Redemption6[120211] |
| pc3425.bates.edu |
| Wow good to be at this site again....... Anyways this report was really really good, prolly because all the reports before have been relatively not so good (havent read amoeba boys fic tho). The grammar was okay besides some things. Just a Q for everyone. Is it A honorable death or An honorable death. I know itz an hour....so i dunno wuz the deal there. Anyways the pics were nice. Ensare blows! 9 easy maybe a ten , but im not sure itz that good. |
| #41 ZerG~LinG[120212] |
| p434-024.ppp.get2net.dk |
| Im not sure about the a, an thing but then again im danish so i'll prolly make those mistakes quite often :[ |
| #42 cod[120213] |
| udslppp182.sttl.uswest.net |
| oh for christs sake status lives in newfoundland |
| #43 SlippingSloth[120214] |
| pool0635.cvx36-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
He died an honorable death is correct... although you will find many Britsh(including England, Canada, and the commonwealth countries) people who say "a honorable." My dad, a Canadian, occaisionally will say "a honorable," but he is wrong. English is one of the few languages where people can't agree on what is right. Did you know the phrase "Gone fishing" is wrong? It is suppossed to be "Gone to fish." But enough about the quite whorish rules of English....
Great job Zerg-ling, the flash alone makes this a very entertaining report. I'd say a 9 only because the collage pictures were a little too small and I couldn't get a sense for what was really going on. |
| #44 SlippingSloth[120215] |
| pool0635.cvx36-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
But once again Zerg-ling, great report, and to those who care so much about English grammar and spelling, give me a break. We come to this site to enjoy battle reports and great games of Starcraft... as long as you know what the author is trying to say, who cares if there is an occaisional "a" instead of an "an" or a typo here and there? We should come to br.com to enjoy, not to analyze and destroy someone's hard work. Some of our best reporters aren't even from English speaking nations, so imagine the time and effort they put in for our enjoyment.
I know I don't comment often, but to all reporters I want to say thank you for giving us great reports to read and appreciate. And to those "foreign" reporters know that there actually are greatful Americans :) |
| #45 IcE-Dark_Lord[120216] |
| 21.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca |
| Interesting how I was thinking about telling IcE-Inforcer about putting in music for a br cuz I thought it had never been done...and tonight...Bravado...Music in a flash. nice work the music was ok. next time, Green Day!!! awsome br but since my modem and i are still at war half the pics didn't load :( must get high speed and destroy dial up phone line. >:| |
| #46 mattzarella[120230] |
| spider-wp081.proxy.aol.com |
sorry ling, haven't gotten to post on your report because AOL just happens to the antichrist in 800x400 :(
anyway, 9 is an accurate rating. you still have grammar errors which are the most annoying thing to have an abundance of in a report (abundnaces of scantily clad women are much more appropriate for the common net junkie). fix those and you might get a 10 overall.
ice-dark_lord - [fls]prozerran put music in a flash of his long ago, so it's nothing new
red hot chili peppers next time plz k thx luvu kk byby lolz |
| #47 ZerG~LinG[120235] |
| p418-120.ppp.get2net.dk |
Uhmm, ice_lord plenty of people have used music in their br's. And mine doesn't. IUt has some in the flash, but I think like 20 reports on this site had flash intros with music.
If you wanna check em out search for
[SCV] testosterone [fls]prozerran breeze and lots more.
All these people had flash's with music, I didn't invent it :[ |
| #48 mick[120249] |
| 1Cust167.tnt9.bne1.da.uu.net |
| gw 50 |
| #49 same race brs are hard to read[120277] |
| evrtwa1-ar3-4-65-153-000.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| hard to know who is who, i get confused i'll just play the game rather than try to watch one where i can't decide who is who and who is doing what, how could blue have exp in northwest when orange had a base there? i don't know... |
#50 [120292] |
| 12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com |
| ADQ3? Someone dyslexic? |
| #51 (...BlaZe...)[120302] |
| mp-217-238-183.daxnet.no |
I like it.
Shadow, I missed you. Please love me still;) |
| #52 IcE-Inforcer[120309] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
Wow.... ur insane! Way to go man!
Sup Lord!
I'll read later, g2g now. Don't worry you'll have my precious 2nd comment up soon.
-IcE- |
| #53 Fungee[120562] |
| sktncache1.sasknet.sk.ca |
| holy fuck shit you rock, this is the first report i have enjoyed in a long time (sexy pics=gg) |
| #54 GoZuLu[120566] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
Hej ZL.
Du holder sku br.com i live. Der sker ikke ret meget godt mere .... Tak for en seriøs report.
Denmark rulz
GoZuLu |
| #55 Pr0be[120568] |
| spider-te061.proxy.aol.com |
| AHHHHHH! MY MODEM! *BOOOM* |
| #56 Cataclysmic[120640] |
| ce-crbk-01-02.cbl.nf.net |
LoL #57
Great report Zerg~Ling, I dont post much, but i just love seeing your name when I log on to battlereports.com
Always a good read.
Keep it up :)
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| #57 ZerG~LinG[120662] |
| 217.154.72.146 |
Quick reply from england where im currently in a netcafe ;)
Thanks for the 9 dref, if indeed it was you ;O |
| #58 ArseniC[120685] |
| 66-188-178-171.roc.mn.charter.com |
| am I the first the notice the 'hehehehehehehehehe's at the end? or just the first one stupid enough to post about them? ;o nice report tho. 9 |
| #59 SadFace8([120743] |
| modemcable017.129-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
Yo nice br zl
i would give a ten.... or maybe a 9.5 cause of the small pick but anyways im not a rater so wtf do i know?
gj peace |
| #60 i like my butt[120850] |
| user-11200or.dsl.mindspring.com |
| i like my butt |
| #61 i like it too[121050] |
| 61.170.215.56 |
i like your butt too.
aSs and tITtieS! |
| #62 ZerG~LinG[121108] |
| p414-047.ppp.get2net.dk |
#60: I'd say the latter :O
It was to honor dialtone.
Don't ask |
| #63 Snow_Fox98_SD[122562] |
| 203-109-203-97.nzl.ihugultra.co.nz |
| Cool man. Like outta this world dude. |
| #64 none of yall peps to know just this i am Benji's wife!!! I am married to GC guy[137891] |
| cache-ntc-ad03.proxy.aol.com |
Hey yall peps this is Benji's Krayzie wife wroting Well if you dont like Good Charlotte YOU CAN KISS MY ASS because im married to the krayzie one BENJI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| #65 hoood rat bitch[137894] |
| cache-ntc-ad03.proxy.aol.com |
| Well if you ever need a person to get reaaaaal good with give me a call at (602)256-0106 ask for Samantha |
| #66 Nrj[DM][152354] |
| h136n6c1o838.bredband.skanova.com |
Plz, dont stop wrihgting SC reports, I need your reports more then ever now when everybody else starts wrighting crap reports. But now, lets talk about the report. This is a 10/10, and im happy to experience one in my life. Every one who thinks I sound like I want a date with ling, and wants me to stop wrighting, say aye!
aye, aye, aye!
Ok, im outa here! |