| #1 Decay[128415] |
| 206.10.109.61 |
| 1st, now to read.... |
| #2 Decay[128417] |
| 206.10.109.61 |
Hmmm...
Pretty good! I'd say high 8-9. More good SC reports are like a breath of fresh air....
Kudos!
~Decay |
| #3 TSUNAMI[128418] |
| ip-209-23-3-140.modem.logical.net |
3rd
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| #4 Dist[128419] |
| dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu |
The pics.
What the hell? |
| #5 TSUNAMI[128420] |
| ip-209-23-3-140.modem.logical.net |
They are a little odd.
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| #6 -the o_0-[128421] |
| 24.138.58.44 |
Nice. The smiley ^-_-^ owns me.
Oh, and gj on the last picture. The day mini maps and chicks are stopped being put into the same picture is the day I die. |
#7  [128422] |
| nr11-216-196-185-93.fuse.net |
Hey, not bad. It's good to see more good reports coming out after the tsunami of TIME mutation's reports. (ick)
-EldritchEvil |
| #8 [128425] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
:
;o
D:
^_^
-_-V |
| #9 single didgits! coo[128428] |
| dial-106-15.ots.utexas.edu |
^_^ my 1337 f4ces 0wns j00r @$$
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| #10 Some_God[128429] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
Wow! this was a very good read which is a perfect mix of funny but not too funny. All the pics looked Fucked up but the last one isnt =þ
7-8. I only wish my writing was as developed as yours =(
Cheers,
~SG~
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| #11 SiG.[128432] |
| adsl-34-218-97.bct.bellsouth.net |
I enjoyed this. I'm always up for a Starcraft battlereport written by someone like you.
Lets see some more =]
Great BR. I'd give it an 8. |
| #12 Timid[128436] |
| cache-550.gwc.cccd.edu |
Excellent Report...a couple of spelling errors could have been avoided though.
lol@that huge glob of Alt-Text talking about how alt-text should be limited in size.
9 |
| #13 vincible[128439] |
| TANG-TWO-SIXTY-ONE.MIT.EDU |
| That was fun. I really like your sense of humor. |
| #14 funnymarx[128440] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
14th,
Now to read.... |
| #15 funnymarx[128441] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
Great report, I've always liked a good text-only report...
Next time do one on warcraft 3.
--funnymarx
"When you gonna cut the watermelon open?" |
| #16 Augury[128442] |
| web.ucsd.edu |
| Agreed, your sense of humor is entertaining, and your report is well-written. There hasn't been a good (mostly) text report like this for some time. |
| #17 ZeaL[128449] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
Nice, no action pics, but GREAT writing
8 |
| #18 Fortuna (Prester John)[128460] |
| 137.187.50.108 |
That rocked! Funny stuff. I especially liked the vultures doing time trials, and the sentence, "Thankfully scouts have a cooldown rate that is measured in geological epochs, and none of my tanks were destroyed." The pictures of doilies really helped me follow the action, too. Simply inspired!
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| #19 ZerG~LinG[128464] |
| p426-096.ppp.get2net.dk |
Ehmmm, I dunno if you're just plain funny, or mentally sick.
First of all, tnx for the link to your first report, "Much Ado About nuking" God damn that was so funny.
And then this, prolly the weirdest thing I've seen in a while :o
I like how you don't make any sense at all, commenting on your own report, not actually revealing who won the game and putting in the weirdest pics I've ever seen.
Question is, was this just a creation of your (sick and twisted) mind? Did you simply get a minimap and start writing?
None of the minimaps was from the game, but the real question is, do I really care? No. This was great, you're on a whole other spiritual level!
Gotta lay of the booze :( |
| #20 IcE-Inforcer[128465] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
Gogo pink pictures.
Will read later. Gotta work on mine :D.
-IcE- |
| #21 TM[128466] |
| 65.120.150.5 |
| LOL, thats good stuff, finnaly a good sc report. |
| #22 funnymarx[128472] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
~CB~ I think you're the first to notice the ending...
~Ling... thank you!
Speculate further -- if I feel generous, I may post some explanation later...
--funnymarx
"Take the foreign situation, take Abyssinia..." |
| #23 Decay[128473] |
| 206.10.109.45 |
| I assume the enemy had an expansion and all you had was the cc floating to the center. Right? Now you went and got me all confused.... =/ |
| #24 chobo[128477] |
| CPE014060001930.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
lol i loved it.
wet my pants, or ask cyber for ally?
lol :)
MAKE MORE PLZ |
| #25 UltimateFire[128478] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
| No one mentioned that ^-_-^ is satan! Im so disappointed in this site =[. |
| #26 vincible[128495] |
| TANG-TWO-SIXTY-ONE.MIT.EDU |
I assumed what Decay assumed.
Err... okay, to preserve my peace of mind I'm just going to pretend that's what really happened. |
| #27 IBashar[128498] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
I didn't understand the ending but was too foreign to give it away. I can't understand how you ended up with only SVs and a floating CC (with <50 minerals ??).
Just tell !! |
| #28 CyMaN[128501] |
| p50807D41.dip.t-dialin.net |
| hm maybe the remaining protoss force would have killed the terran one but both would'nt have been able to build workers (although i think there still was a terran scv on low ground, which possibly would have been killed by the remaining toss force then) and so the protoss would have been on low ground with troops and the terran on high ground without and the only way to get an end would have been if the terran cc floated to the remaining goon force or if both just concede, anyways all this is based on the fact that the protoss force killed the terran force. |
| #29 ZerG~LinG[128522] |
| p410-057.ppp.get2net.dk |
Explanation would be much appreciated :o
I can get my cat to perform sexual services if you reveal the truth!
Or maybe I'll go write a report. |
| #30 Dist[128525] |
| dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu |
| I know what you saw. You saw a pylon shrine to a bengalaas, a la Bob the Newt. Don't deny it! It's the only thing worthy of such an end pic. I'd quit too if I saw that. |
| #31 doobiesnacks[128526] |
| c-66-56-2-206.atl.client2.attbi.com |
lmfao 14 & 15
ending was a bit confusing, but i enjoyed it for sure. teh opus owns:)
9 easy, its been awhile since ive seen structured brs like this. |
| #32 SCC-HBK[128535] |
| crtntx1-ar4-4-47-082-226.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net |
| DUDE!!!!I CAN SEE THE PICS!!!SO THAT MAKES THIS A 10.LOL :P JK |
| #33 CaughtNaked[128538] |
| proxys.sjc.marketscore.com |
| whats a frill? |
| #34 Burning_Shadow[128539] |
| ras1-59.rapidnet.com |
| STARCRAFT SUCKS!!! WARCRAFTIII RULES!!!! |
| #35 IcE-Inforcer[128540] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| No actually they both rule. |
| #36 mick[128543] |
| 1Cust136.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net |
| the doilies in the pics contain frills. |
| #37 Lieutenant[128545] |
| adsl-67-39-2-179.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| 9.0 'cause i didn't wish facial stabbing harm upon the writer the entire time i was reading, but the details started to wan 3/4 down the page. |
| #38 Lieutenant[128546] |
| adsl-67-39-2-179.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| with the lanent novelty of harkening back to an older, just as interesting report this could have been a pure 10 br. =[ |
| #39 Some_God[128547] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
| Marx... it looks like you masterbated over all the pictures and scanned them, then put em in your report.... but you forgot the last pic = |
| #40 Artorus[128556] |
| cache130.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
Funnymarx THE ENDING PLEASE!!!!!
:{
i'm pissing my pants in suspense |
| #41 ZerG~LinG[128558] |
| p443-51.ppp.get2net.dk |
| funnymarx, post more reports! |
| #42 ...........[128579] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66788.qc.sympatico.ca |
| Yeah i was confused as to the exact ending too, would like some clarification please. That last pic clearly showed a "full expansion" though lol, maybe that was it? |
| #43 Lieutenant[128588] |
| adsl-67-39-2-179.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| let it go, ladies. it's supposed to be anonymous. |
| #44 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[128596] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
The writing was as funny as expected. I laughed out loud several times.
I found it amusing that you started by claiming that you were saddened by making fun of the conventions of BR.com, and then proceeded to take exaggerated jabs at accepted battlereporting practices such as the "build-up order", alt-text, pointless collages, pictures of hot women, etc.
The game was very suspenseful as well. Really a very nice report all-around. I'm agreeing with #26 about the end of the game, since another scenario would've been worth describing in detail.
A 9 from me.
-CHJ |
| #45 ..............[128600] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66788.qc.sympatico.ca |
| I agree with CHJ in that i think the ending was a jab at BR.com. We never really know what happens at the end of the game, we are left in suspense, but at least we have a pic of a hot chick to look at. It's also surprising how few people noticed this didnt have an ending to the BR. Maybe they were distracted, however. |
| #46 demon_blade3[128623] |
| 0-1pool1-18.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| can you make a full battle report with nothing except hot chicks? i'd greatly appreciate that CAUSE OMG I HOPE I'M NOT HIGH FROM SECOND HAND POT!!!!!!!BL;VKZDLFVSDLK;VCK |
| #47 ZeaL[128641] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| LOl, thats nothing compared to Zerg~Lings chick battles |
| #48 ZerG~LinG[128652] |
| p432-096.ppp.get2net.dk |
True, true :)
Tobad Dref rated back then ;) |
| #49 Kyvin[128735] |
| 12-241-222-196.client.attbi.com |
| The doilies (or however the hell you spell them) were hilarious. |
| #50 funnymarx[128747] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
I always knew mick was bright.
:)
--funnymarx
"I'm a doctor, where's the horse?" |
| #51 cowboy_bebop[128888] |
| ool-182ea37a.dyn.optonline.net |
ok i got the ending he was looking around for the toss base then all of a sudden on his screen it said
SUPRISE
GAME OVER!
see you space cowboy.....
cowboy_bebop
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| #52 Asdf Asdfson[129677] |
| dhcp-064-247-107-055.wg1.ohiou.edu |
| I found your sense of humor to be highly amusing. keep it up! |
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