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#1 CrazyGoNuts[130858]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
FIRST!
#2 CrazyGoNuts[130860]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
hmmm...what happened was interesting but not enough effort was put into it. when did you post about your losing game in the forums and get the suggestion to make a BR? like two hours ago?
#3 Mark4[130861]
pretty good actually. I got into the whole suspense thing.
#4 I_am_Nitros[130862]
h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net
Bleh I did a report like this a few days ago and it took me thirty minutes lol
#5 Blarg[130863]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
most people don't actually break their monitors. :P
#6 CrazyGoNuts[130864]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
i can't deny mark! i agree with him!!!!
#7 I_am_Nitros[130866]
h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net
Yet my text only sucked right? ISN"T THAT WHAT YOU"RE TRYING TO SAY? *sob*
#8 Draco[130867]
1Cust83.tnt1.fort-wayne.in.da.uu.net
umm.............hmmmm.............
pics would have been nice but i can't talk considering that i still can't figure out how to get my pics on the BR( yes i know you have to write in a bunch of stuff between the two <>'s but i just don't know what :( )
anywho i did think that it would suck if you almost killed an opponent but just 1 thing was forgotten and it was all over.
GJ!!!


#9 CrazyGoNuts[130869]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
ba wha.... it didnt put src and the equal sign..... anyways find a good site it's reallt quite easy to learn. no bmps too...
#10 Augury[130871]
web2.ucsd.edu
Huh? Mark4 without an IP? or his usual tag?
#11 2e722[130872]
cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
i thought i was the only one who noticed that he was without a ip address. ??? huh ???



Peace



#12 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130873]
aas2-6.rrcnet.com
Duh, mark4 connects to the internet with his mind! He has no IP, fool.
#13 CrazyGoNuts[130874]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
omg i will so kill you....
#14 Blarg[130876]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
«img šrc="url"» :P
#15 CrazyGoNuts[130877]
0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
aha, a way around the system
#16 plus2longsword[130879]
asc8-grr-ip038.wmis.net
Well it did make me want to play WarIII again. Which from some peoples perspectives is enough merit a decent report. I dont know if Ill go that far though. Hmm you know how to make text red, and you can make hr's and you can do br's, why not just join the team and come on in for the big win with the rest of us?? I mean the next step, pics/background isn't exactly going from the Earth the Moon here. Just hit printscreen a couple times, change em to jpg's (steal photoshop) upload to Br.com stick the html img src stuff in and wa-lah. Then you would probably get a 7, actually back in the day this would have got like a 9..yeah you know what Im talking about. Well maybe you dont NM.
#17 FlaMinG_DeaTH[130881]
64-251-136-140-dialup-mo.fidnet.com
Ah. Upload? Where? I've been wondering how to find a damn sorce for screenshots I have in a folder. Oh, good report considering it didnt have pic or background. Those are just icing on the cake...but icing is very nice :)
#18 Redemption6[130883]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
not horribly bad, a shame that you lost...
#19 VemPted[130885]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
thanks for rubbing it in, redemption =(
#20 Ins@ne[130887]
dial-91-6.ots.utexas.edu
"He killed em all with a minor loss of about 12 footmen to that damn shockwave the bigass one has with a devotion aura." A minor loss?Jeezus. Call me a newb but having 12 footmen killed is not a "minor" loss. It is a big loss. Specially losing them to creeps.
#21 VemPted[130888]
cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com
LOL i know, that was a joke =-P
#22 CrazyGoNuts[130889]
0-1pool7-121.nas2.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
foolish footmen. iono if 12 would be a big loss. their cheap and have lower hitpoints than other tier 1, i can usually replace 12 in about.....some time.....yeah....
#23 Mark4[130890]
Yup, no ip when posting from the admin page.

#24 CrazyGoNuts[130891]
0-1pool7-121.nas2.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net
lucky....i hate that everyone knows i'm from l. freaking a.
#25 To[130895]
adsl-202-72-165-167.southwest.westnet.com.au
hmmm, ok sue me, but I didnt like it. The 'humour' was really bad, calling everything on one side 'gay' does not a fun read make.....oh well, decent enough, but id only give it about 6
#26 vincible[130896]
SABERTOOTH.MIT.EDU
I enjoyed it. Good job!
#27 Lieutenant[130897]
adsl-67-39-1-1.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
I thought at the beginning it said "Mini Map" in bold text when it really said "Map", and I thought "text-only mini-map info? wtf??"

Then I re-read it, sat for a few seconds to let it process, and decided I'm too tired to read the rest of the report. GG, insomnia, I hate you.

#28 Sovereignty[130899]
131.109.123.251
this was actually pretty damn bad. stuff at the beginning like "he built and altar and moon well, with the other 3 on gold (what a suprise)." There's really no need for dumb comments like that, and it's annoying to read. thx
#29 [130905]
lon213b.long.fsu.edu
This was an okay read but the constant barrage of jokes and colloquialisms just got tiresome. It could use some more proofreading too. However, you obviously got into the reporting and it shows in the build up of the story. 6.5.

Regards,
~CB~


#30 [130913]
mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net
TIME, shut up. VemPted has a different IP, and not one from anonimizer. don't use the excuse that "i won't post a TIME thing with that number as it will be banned" as in SG's report you stated that the only IP you had left besides anomizer,com was SG's(which you don't have).

owned

#31 CrazyGoNuts[130914]
user77x77.ocde.k12.ca.us
#1: die
#2: if you are TIME, die
#3: This report could not have been done by someone as stupid as TIME.
#4: die


#32 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130917]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Vempted does use anonymizer...the last 6 numbers are masked with X's for some reason...but he does use anonymizer.

I am vempted...lol...I never thought people would think I was lying, I've done this before...and now I'm using AOL.

And If I am NOT Vempted, then he'll respond and say I'm not, won't he? LoL, I guarantee in a million years he'll never respond saying I'm not him because I am him.



#33 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130919]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Further Proof I am VemPted:

#20 VemPted = cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
#34 TIME = cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com


#34 VamPted[130920]
209.234.157.163
f u Time. u know u didn't write this.

cb, thanks for the rating. I will try to use less jokes next time.

#35 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130922]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
UM excuse me but VemPted is spelled with a E and NOT an A. Nice try. Talk about pwnage.
#36 VemPted[130923]
209.234.157.160
whatever dude. you can't spell it either.... #31
#37 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130924]
130.94.106.234
That was on purpose to trick stupid fools like yourself. You are not Vempted. You are probably CrazyGoNuts.
#38 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130925]
209.234.157.161
die retard!!
#39 Some_God[130926]
209.234.157.161
die retard!!
#40 Some_God[130927]
209.234.157.163
asdf, didn't cancel in time
#41 sog[130928]
202.190.101.130
u call this a battle report? Man, you sound like a noob trying to get an idea of what is actually happening on the scene. Most NE goes POTM? Bleh, DH is one of the more faved choices in Bnet. And the load of pretence humor... gimme a break. Stop trying to emulate Cattle and try to make fun of everything. Get your own style please. It is just so lame to read a bunch of shit and not even thinking of them as funny (except for the 12 footmen part).

Next time, try to be a little less pretensious... you are not a terribly funny person, so get over it. U sound so immature.
#42 Ins@ne[130929]
dial-106-2.ots.utexas.edu
Erm.What does asdf mean.
#43 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130930]
209.234.157.162
sorry I just hate night elves, and the POTM thing was a joke too. I guess you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic. Do I have to put "*sarcasm*" after everything these days?
#44 UltimateFire[130956]
cache-ntc-af09.proxy.aol.com
Well, you try, but its just not that funny =(. Your humor is way too forceful, your games are not spectacular/hilarious, and you're too lazy to add in any HTML so it looks bad as well. I'm glad you try, but it just isn't good =(.
#45 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130959]
130.94.107.201
Btter than anything "ultimatefire" has ever done. Can I get an Amen?
#46 LameJoker[130965]
216.127.82.98
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE WROTE A BATTLEREPORT ONLY CB IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT OMG OMG OMG OMG DELETE BAN DELETE BAN DAMN GAY ASS HA><ORS KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez folks, lighten up.

"Never in the course of human history have so many depended on so few for so much."
- Wintson Churchill

^===The MK and 2 rifles are the few. The tons of peasents are the many. Too bad the few failed in this case.
#47 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130970]
130.94.106.234
its really sad if you think about it...sigh...
#48 MB[130991]
c-11d972d5.016-123-73746f44.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Bad Luck..thats all I say
#49 CrazyGoNuts[131031]
1Cust191.tnt1.huntington-beach2.ca.da.uu.net
He is not me, But I am one other person: Your Bane, TIME, your bane....
#50 CrazyGoNuts[131036]
1Cust191.tnt1.huntington-beach2.ca.da.uu.net
yes you damn IP, narrow it down to huntington beach. just give them my freaking house address would you....
#51 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131039]
168.143.123.125
why, 69, of course!
#52 CrazyGoNuts[131066]
1Cust175.tnt1.huntington-beach2.ca.da.uu.net
what? what's your AIM, i want to taunt you face to face
#53 plus2longsword[131076]
asc3-ip73-grr.wmis.net
I like times comments...theyre overly intricate.
#54 someyungguy[131468]
130.184.211.109
I dyde shyte trea grete toordes!!!!
#55 CrazyGoNuts[131513]
67.224.70.223
I dyde shyte trea grete toordes!!!!

I died shit the great toads?



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