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- Johnny_Vegas




#1 Berra[131655]
h204n1fls32o814.telia.com
Hmm, this is so lame but...
1st :)
#2 Berra[131656]
h204n1fls32o814.telia.com
Interesting... ...report.
#3 LameJoker[131657]
ip-209-23-1-32.modem.logical.net
Well, I kinda don't really want too, but.....ah...........3rd.
#4 Presto[131658]
12-238-25-28.client.attbi.com
speechless.
#5 SiG.[131659]
adsl-34-23-225.mia.bellsouth.net
mick?
Erm..
It was somewhat funny, what with the cat and all, but, where's the content? hksjfghklsdfhgkfsdg

#6 Mep[131660]
dialup-67.28.54.111.Dial1.Princeton1.Level3.net
Haha. I liked it.
#7 LameJoker[131661]
ip-209-23-1-32.modem.logical.net
Ummmmmm......
#8 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131662]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
delete and ban
#9 Psyonic_Reaver[131663]
1Cust222.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Right....................

James Bond is a much better movie to go see.

#10 Chris[131664]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
1st on a mick.
#11 Chris[131666]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
Delete.
#12 pop_killer[131668]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756562.sympatico.ca
it's that, a report???? LMFAO. DELETE IT NOW
#13 MistaSparkle[131670]
adsl-67-113-198-38.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
LOL
#14 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131673]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
If this "report" actually gets rated and NOT deleted, then this site has officially turned into worthless, stinking shit.
#15 Decay[131674]
206.10.109.57
I had been hoping for a real report, seeing mick's name, but I laughed at this. It probably shouldn't get rated, since it's not a battle report, but don't delete it either. It wouldn't have been as funny without the pics, and since there were a bunch of stupid faggots abusing html on the forums a while back, it couldn't be posted there either. Interesting parody, but go write a real report. ^^
#16 TheyAre[131677]
pa-gbg-ts-02-024-197-051-016.winbeam.com
It had no point, it was only funny because of the damn cat, there's no explanation for them being dead except the cat going "feed me mother fucker" and the story actually had nothing to do at all with "Teh Ring."

The plot holes and inconsistencies are so wide TIME could waddle his fat ass through.

Oh, 7. See, I'm a nice guy after all ^^



#17 UltimateFire[131678]
cache-ntc-ad03.proxy.aol.com
Yeah, but I think micks point was that this reports plot holes are smaller than The Ring's =(.
#18 THIS REPORT SUCKED![131680]
h68-147-118-41.cg.shawcable.net
THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED!
#19 Platinum[131681]
athb50e0y581j.bc.hsia.telus.net
Show us the pic without the faces sketched out =(
#20 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131682]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
why, so u can jack off to it? u fucking pervert. rofl
#21 ZerG~LinG[131684]
p427-110.ppp.get2net.dk
Hmmm, midly amusing. Not even close to your other stuff tho.
#22 Ender[131685]
128.226.4.60
i agree with ling..
#23 Lieutenant[131686]
adsl-67-39-2-144.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
Wow.
#24 DeltaFlyer13[131689]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
I don't get it. I just...don't get it. Why did they share files...?

LOL but the ending was interesting though.

#25 DeltaFlyer13[131690]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
Oh, mick! Post the REAL picture with the ladies in the pool/tub thingy! :D
#26 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131691]
h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com
wtf u fucking perverts, why do ui wanna see the real pic? damn u morons. stop jacking off to pixels on ure screen
#27 maniacmarine[131694]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp164943.sympatico.ca
in defense of the perverts .....

time, your gay.

thank you.



#28 jimmy[131708]
144.138.240.159
Wow. Strange as the WAR3 game i played yesterday. (Dodging Sheep)
When will Mick reply?

- NOTjimmy


#29 mick[131713]
1Cust79.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net
Heh, I don't know why anyone would get upset, it's just a short story. I'm not expecting a rating(let alone a high one).


For you Platinum -
http://isotoxin.net/~bwh/stuff/bardot3.jpg



#30 Flash of Death[131714]
170.76.40.104
Oh give Mick a break, he put some time in this for laughs,(omg mick,where the fuck did you find that cat picture) I dont think this should be rated, but it shouldnt be deleted...

good job mick

#31 Flash of Death[131715]
170.76.40.104
okay,I posted right after you,so ignore the picture part
#32 [scv][131734]
cache4.ihug.com.au
pssh, man teh ring sucked. Everyone said it was this good scary film, but it was shit. Using a cat totaly takes pressure off the director, like in films like pet cemetary, (where they also used kids). I only saw it cause people said it was good even though I normally hate scary films. Everyone I have spoken to since said it was shit.

MAINSTREAM IS SHIT, UNDERGROUND R0XXXXXX U FOOLZ!!

LEWLZ WEWT ROOOOFLEZZZZZZZZZZZ

^^



#33 endersshadow[131751]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
even though i think this report should be deleted, i liked it :D
#34 pop_killer[131762]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757383.sympatico.ca
hey, guys, the only reason so you like this shit is because there are pics, AND DON'T TRY TO DENY THAT!

u fuckin pervs
#35 mistears[131768]
cpe-24-31-35-221.socal.rr.com
GOOD but holow
#36 CrazyGoNuts[131785]
1Cust246.tnt1.huntington-beach2.ca.da.uu.net
very crazy go nuts ;)
#37 Psychochild[131786]
43.orlando-03-04rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
DAMN YOU MICK!!!

I was doing a similar story and now I have to go back and actually put some effort into it.

Thanks a lot..
#38 Redemption6[131787]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
here i was, happy that there was another mick report coming in. cuz everyone knows mick reports rule. then you give us this shit? o well :( maybe next time.
#39 mick[131788]
1Cust70.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net
lolz
#40 [131796]
203.98.135.2
wtf?
#41 DeltaFlyer13[131797]
px2wh.vc.shawcable.net
WOO Thanks mick for the pic without the faces all edited out. :D

LOL @ #27, pwnage.
#42 mick[131801]
1Cust57.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
loolz
#43 The Wise One[131808]
150.208.98.171
You know we brought this on don't you? Last report he made was starcraft we griped about it being a repeat and unoriginal same clan bash stuff.

That's why he did this. We asked for a change.
#44 Hours[131928]
pm1-m8.accessky.net
Pretty funny. Cat rocked and the girls in the picture rocks me gonads. Abbla hab gaddi.
#45 jusdhxp[131968]
vnnyca-1-g1-l2-148.vnnyca.adelphia.net
what happened, mick?
#46 jimmy[132069]
144.139.221.32
I repeat #47's question.

what happened, mick?
- NOTjimmy
#47 mick[132074]
1Cust160.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net
what do you mean?
#48 Chris[132236]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
They must mean, "Why did you make such a shitty report?"

Obviously they don't get that you're making fun of the plot holes in The Ring, or are doing something different out of spite, since everybody said clan bashing is getting old.

Which it isn't. Am I right?
#49 mick[132431]
1Cust44.tnt9.bne1.da.uu.net
mmyaeh sure ;o
#50 jimmy[133776]
144.139.221.229
its not EXACTLY that, its "Why did you make such a weird AND shitty report"

-NOTJimmy



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