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#1 Giga[133962]
195.252.103.63
WTF?!?!?!!!?!

WHY IS IT SO STRECHED?!!!?!?!

WTF IS THIS?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

I did everything as I did last time and there was no this problem, WTF?!?!?!?!?!





#2 Giga[133963]
195.252.103.63
SHIT, it reports some error or something...

Could someone please do something?

I'm really desperate... shit...



#3 Giga[133964]
195.252.103.63
Humph... at least its viewable... damn... please, if anyone can do anything (Obsidian, someone?!) please do so... I'm leaving on a vacation (a week or so) tomorrow so I wont be able to do anything...

Sorry everyone, I realy don't know what's wrong with it :(...

#4 PooHandler[133965]
adsl-155-179-73.bct.bellsouth.net
It was stretched at first for me and then it went back to normal. Looks really fuckin awesome. Gold for sure
#5 Convider[133966]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
yay top 5
#6 Convider[133967]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
my IE automatically corrected the h-scroll...
good report! GOLD!
#2 non-author

#7 Zeal[133968]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
Lol, 3rd non author
#8 Nightwisp[133969]
dpc6682009030.direcpc.com
Nice, the stretch goes away in a about 15 seconds. But the end got cut off. :( Can I be in your big ffa for free? I will give you my list of funny-quotes that I DIDN'T JUST MAKE UP TO GET IN TO SOMETHING. *cough* must hurry and think of quotes *cough* Here's a sample: Pr0be: I is pr0be! Mattzarella: Ya we know. (I DIDNT JUST MAKE THAT UP *wink* *cough*
#9 T_Ester[133970]
pcp02705884pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
black on black cant read =/
#10 fOrCe.21[133971]
ng1k1.c2.mrt.starband.net
OMG. Nice report
#11 obsidian[133972]
dial-124-22.dial.indiana.edu
It's not stretched at all for me, but I'm working on a 56k here right now so pictures have yet to fully load. The text, however, is still black-on-black ...

Testing this on IE now, it is stretched for a bit but I think is switching back as it loads image and the long-ass alt-text disappears ... the text is visible on IE but not on Mozilla/Netscape. In the future, I really wish you'd choose a font color that worked on all browsers, since highlighting the text to read it is kind of a pain... otherwise it looks like a really cool report and hopefully will load for me sometime within this hour (alas, university ethernet hath spoiled me).

#12 endersshadow[133973]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
12!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t w00t!



now to read



#13 endersshadow[133975]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
"Vengeance is sweat"- Mijatv

heh

The report looked good, but that game absolutely sucked. From what it sounds like, your "partner", didn't have too much experience. Second, how do you ally in an ffa? It won't let you like in sc hmmmmmmm. Third, no offense, but your humor still sux jk gg =]. However, using "go go (insert word/saying here)" got extremely tiring to read. I'm also a little tired of the dark background/font color, but that's just me. Over all, excellent effort and nice end result.

8.5

-Endersshadow







#14 endersshadow[133976]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
P.S.-

how long do these take you to make? You pump these babies out, this is your 3rd br in about 2 weeks =].
#15 Giga[133978]
195.252.103.78
In about 3 weeks.

Also, I dont need much to write a BR because of my good or bad (you chose) tendency to be efficient and therefore, work as good as possible on anything I want done.

Therefore, I made this BR quite fast.

As for the streching, is it fixing itself?!?! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!

I thought it was going to view as a streched-crap for everyone! THANKS GOODNESS!!!

As for some spelling mistakes (like sweat instead of sweet), I really don't understand how did that come to pass, I took it all thru a Windows Word Spellchecker... damn :(
#16 Giga[133979]
195.252.103.78
Anyway, as for the black text, WTF are u talking about? It is green... damn browsers :( I sincerely apologize...

And that game wasn't a normal FFA, it was a custom FFA without any rules so we teamed up etc. I think the game was awesome, especialy considering the fact it was played in a friendly atmosphere with a lot of blather and jokes... too bad I couldn't put those in :(

As for those who want to join the FFA, click the link and see all the details for yourselves ;)

Also, the BR is not non-author, it is just streched, the name Giga is farther to the right.
#17 Sovereignty[133981]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
the text is a little hard to read. the color is too dark, and it's a little too small.

also, it starts off 50000 pixels wide, but when all the pics load it's back to normal width.

as for the tables, have a little cellpadding, at least 2-3, so the text doesnt go right to the border.

the report itself was awesome. the grammar errors were pretty easy to ignore, although i cant see someone giving it a 10 with them.

also, the pics were nicely done. the text in them was a bit bland, but i'm sure it'll get better as you do more reports. anywho war3 screenies are so pleh to look at. it's hard to tell what's going on.

anywho, 9.
#18 LameJoker[133982]
ip-209-23-2-70.modem.logical.net
"And here is the statistic... and we all know how statistic works, it’s like a bikini, it reveals everything but shows nothing."

That must be quoted.
#19 Crazster[133983]
202.130.70.249
I am the new un ranked gosu master, challenge me to die
and how do i get an account on battle reports.com?


ps: nice grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 56k
#20 Psyonic_Reaver[133984]
2Cust95.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
I wish I had your work ethics Mr. Giga. I'd love to pump these babies out too but the theres a little thing I have to counqer first....

I have to stop playing in order to start my BR.

t.t.
#21 ............[133985]
HSE-MTL-ppp66436.qc.sympatico.ca
Not stretched here. Text hard to read. Make big for reading impared. gj 8.
#22 nrkizt[133986]
12-208-4-103.client.attbi.com
damn

3 reports, 3 golds (i speak too soon but this report deserves a gold to be done justice)

keep up the good work Giga
#23 2Cautious[133988]
adsl-68-72-89-123.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Hmmmm... next time could you make the text on more lines? Kind of annoying to scroll back & forth. Pictures also kind of hard to locate because of this. Also, some of the pictures didn't appear, or appeared too small or something. Like, when you said "Plagued_one expanded in a weird way, look at the picture" there was no picture. I believe it happened in other places, too, but I can't think where. Other than that, bravo! Very good BR!
#24 Giga[133989]
195.252.103.65
Yarr, thanks for the support guys :)

Oh, BTW, I want to get myself into the hall of fame and I also want to do something that was done never before here - be the first guy to actualy have 3 golden reports at a period of time.

Well, you wont be seeing anything from me in the next week, I'm off for my Christmas holyday!

Merry Christmas people and enjoj yourself :D
#25 Ender[133990]
24-168-118-146.si.rr.com
the main thing i found wrong was how throughout the entire game you were referring to specific heroes by their names.. fine.. but you forgot to tell us which heroes belonged to who ;[ (unless i missed it) like lord soulrender.. uh.. which army did he belong to? T.T
#26 Redemption6[133992]
216-164-223-16.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
i think soulrender was yellow UD
and DukeRage something was red UD.

Nice report

9
#27 endersshadow[133993]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
Giga, if you plan to get into the HOF, you'll need to write an assload of reports, as well as be voted for. Your reports are very nice and excellent for a new writer as yourself, but take a look at how writers like Mark4, YRM, and CB make it feel like the reader is included in the battle. That and their pics are pertty ;). All im saying is if you want to get into the HOF, keep at it and try to incorporate some skills from previous HOFers.

- Endersshadow
#28 Redemption6[133995]
216-164-223-16.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
ill tell you now giga, chances of getting into the HOF are pretty low. Look at CHJ, he worked his ass off to become a rater ;) Though we kinda made him. And hes not in the HOF either. Its huge commitment. The current HOF are all people that were there since the beginning, and aren't really active at all now. None of them make serious brs nemore cept CB.
#29 Raxor[133996]
neklab-248.nek.uu.se
good Report Gaga

just fast read it now so I come back to you with my final judgement
#30 ZerG~LinG[134000]
p418-021.ppp.get2net.dk
First, the HOF is effectively closed. I doubt there'll be more rounds of voting, but if there are, I suspect some of the really old people or maybe CHJ or Dag would be there before you :)

Oh yeah, I had 4 gold reports on the list way back when I begun :(

As far as the report goes, it's gold allright, but I wouldn't give it a 9, and I doubt I'd even hand it a 8, even though the report has its moments. Don't correct the "vengance is sweat", I liked that so much ;-)

Anyway, you still have a lot of the problems that we're also there in your previous reports, namely your blantantly huge pictures, who have gotten (quality-wise) worse. Some of the are zoomed all the way in, and a lot of them have ridiculously high contrast. Also, the text might be a bit too dark.

continued
#31 ZerG~LinG[134001]
p418-021.ppp.get2net.dk
As far as the actual writing goes, this would be the only place you've made any improvement :) It all comes with the experience :o
#32 ZerG~LinG[134002]
p418-021.ppp.get2net.dk
Oh yeah one more thing, I hope you're not serious about the payment things :(
5 bucks to play in a ffa, I think not :p
Any kind of money for learning the art of reporting, i think not.
And whatever the last bit was that got cut off, i think not.
#33 DArkRider[134005]
198.134.2.2
nice
#34 small engine[134020]
ool-18b88b30.dyn.optonline.net
if there was , i would vote hardwood floor. Meaning... it was there but it had lots of inconsistancies abroad. basically im saying to get HOF you need more

Keep up writing newspaper articles! U may have a good chance if u do!



& Lake Chancer %
#35 endersshadow[134029]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
newspaper articles? "& Lake Chancer %"???


................


?
#36 [134061]
asc3-ip09-grr.wmis.net
Not much for me to say that hasn't already been said...thx Zerg~Ling. Anyway, the only thing I saw was your alt text was to long. Really alt text is supposed to used in case a pic doesnt load. Here at Br.com however it has become a good old-fashioned pass time to put humorous things in the alt-text instead. If you really want us to read it, make it shorter.
#37 ZerG~LinG[134090]
p451-76.ppp.get2net.dk
Holy shit, who gave this a 9 :(
#38 LameJoker[134095]
ip-209-23-2-185.modem.logical.net
That's what it deserved....
People say that raters are biased toward the "good-ole-boys" (wonder where that expression comes from?), but I think they are too lose with the 9s on anyone. The report needs to be judged against other good reports, not the crap that surrounds the br at the time it is posted.
#39 [134149]
asc3-lan-ip045.wmis.net
nine does seem high. Then again Dagomar was a very finicky rater. I think we got to used to nines and tens being simply not given under any circumstances other than pro-level reports. I even suspect that drefsab wouldn't rate a report unless he could give it a 4 or lower! Basically its a case of different raters, doesn't have anything to do with any kind of secret in-crowd.
#40 Giga[134243]
195.252.103.29
Yarr, thanks for all the comments...

Nothing with my place in HOF it seems then =(

Anyway, the pay thing is just a joke realy, click on the link and you'll be taken to a page for anyone stupid enough to actualy pay for such a thing, there's also a nice little joke there too :)
#41 jimmy[134432]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
yeah, 9 does seem high.

-nj
#42 THE FAG[135138]
pool-68-161-57-88.ny325.east.verizon.net
well, i don't know any warcraft but i know i hate the word: pwned. it doesn't make sense, i think you should stop using it.

by the way, 3 in a row. great work Gig. Come back soon post another report
#43 SerbboyMarko[137993]
CPE0004e2289313-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
This was cool. I neva seen a br befo and i liked this one. Go serbs!



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