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#1 LurkerBurger7[139746]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
*let the pics load*
anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!
#2 BiGRooStER[139747]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
1st non author?
#3 FlavorOfYellow[139748]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
so you two are brothers. I was wondering why you have the same IP adress. This was a much better improvment from your last reports.
#4 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[139749]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
bitmaps suck
#5 LurkerBurger7[139750]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
so JPEG is the way to go?
#6 the-nut[139751]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
uhhh hi
i''d give it a uhhhhhhhh 5-6?
#7 EldritchEvil[139752]
nr11-216-196-185-199.fuse.net
Oh, yeah. Definetly .jpg. Bitmaps take up SO much space, and they look no better than .jpg.

Aside from that, VERY much improved! The writing was good, the pics were OK (Do you know how to Trim pictures so you only have the parts you want?) and the color scheme was nice.

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#8 LurkerBurger7[139756]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
ok. Thanks Eldritch and yeah, looks like my cropping skillz have ta improve a bit.
#9 [139757]
12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com
Way too much time spent on the boring early game stuff. Not that there was much of interest going on in the game period...

5

#10 LameJoker[139760]
pool-129-44-14-229.alb.east.verizon.net
not bad, you need bigger text.
#11 Avail[139762]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
My god..

The game begins. LurkerBurger7 randoms Zerg and The-Nut randoms Terran. A classic Terran vs Zerg. LurkerBurger7 gets the 12 o'clock base and The-Nut gets the 6 o'clock base. So it was a top vs bottom.

QUIT REPEATING YOURSELF

Short too...

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#12 LurkerBurger7[139763]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
lol srry
#13 LurkerBurger7[139767]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Ya, the game was rather bad. I just wanted to test out my newly aquired skillz at photoshop and <tags>
#14 Sabotage[139770]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
Whoa eh i can't read so
-teh
-teh x 2
-pictures were better
-drefsab is mean
-sexy layout
-stupid .bmp
-cool
-cool x 2
-teh x 3








#15 stillphy_chi[139777]
cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com
the text is too small. Can't read. Choose a more interesting game. It has gotten better than your last battlereport.
#16 Sabotage[139780]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
oh yeah that two. I agree with alan.

#17 2Cautious[139787]
adsl-68-72-87-246.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Pretty good.

6-7
#18 Slotham[139788]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Is it really neccessary to explain why a player would build a supply depot??

4-5
#19 LurkerBurger7[139802]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
y a 5?
#20 LurkerBurger7[139803]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Just for fun...lets tally the comment ratings up:

4-2votes
5-3votes
6-2votes
7-2votes

hmmm that averages out to-5.444444444. Well, ok. I guess
a 5 would do this Report satisfactory justice. :/
#21 Psyonic_Reaver[139806]
0-2pool2-9.nas3.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
Ok first off. Stop the "He build this, then the other guy built that. Then he attacked."

That format DOES NOT WORK. Its too plain. Boring. Turns me right off. I know we all told you detail detail detail. But now I hate to say it but you dont need THAT much detail. A happy medium is perfectly fine. Supply Depots dont matter unless used offensively. Overlords dont matter unless its just after a major air raid type thing.

Get what I'm saying?

Liked your format. Jpegs are the way to go!

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#22 LurkerBurger7[139815]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
In the beginning, my text was pretty bad. But if you read further downward, it greatly improves. :)
#23 LurkerBurger7[139816]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
I think...
#24 LurkerBurger7[139817]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
I was just wondering, can anyone teach me the backround tag if you want to put a picture that covers the entire battle report?
#25 LurkerBurger7[139818]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
you know, so that the picture would be the bckgrn.
#26 SHABOTAGE[139827]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
:AHHHH I GOT A SIX
uh its in the book jeremy. READ THE BOOK.
I OTPOGJ A JFKEWLA
6!! OMG!
#27 SABOTAGE[139834]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
AGWEJAL:KGJWEGKWEJGNWEPG
FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCKFUCkf
wea
fAWGWEOGMWEg
we
OMG! I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!! ARGHTEWLT
#28 Sabotage[139850]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
omfg lurkerburger's first one was better than this!?
#29 LurkerBurger7[139851]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
stupid 5.
#30 NotJim[139889]
pad-cache1-1.cache.telstra.net
not bad. 6 I say
#31 ZeaL[139904]
proxys.or4.marketscore.com
Lurkerburger, remember your audience. We've all been playing this game for forever. Theres no need to explain all the stuff to us, like why you would build depot or why you would 2 hatch in main. This was quite an imporvement though, all you need to work on is the game and the writing.
#32 Newt[139923]
dsl3-63-249-85-66.cruzio.com
The layout was so sexy that I thought it was a "Mad Fold-in". Decent report and I liked your strategy of surrounding that other guy with expansions. Also I know where you got those pictures used in the title...Starcraft: Nova concept sketches from Blizzard or something. Any way, GJ and Nova is hot in her "battle pose".

~Newt
#33 LurkerBurger7[139944]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
good guess, but no. I didn't get any of these pics from an SC Ghost site
#34 ..god damm..[139954]
168.53.109.18
you 3 12 yr olds suck,stop reporting
#35 ZeaL[139995]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Sabo is 13 and the-nut is 11 so it averages at 12.

That was a bit harsh, at least their trying. The-nut nees better games, Sabo needs to try harder, and Lurkerburger needs better games and to stop explaining too much.

Thats summerizing it all in a very nice way.
#36 Chris[140001]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
I'm not even going to look at this shit.

1. Text way too small. Idiot.
2. Pictures are in .bmp

Honestly, you can't make this kind of shit and not expect people to dislike it. Put more effort too.

Other things I noticed:
1. No paragraphs.
2. Grey background.
3. A good grasp of spelling and grammar, for the most part.

Not THAT bad, but more bad than good.
#37 Some_God[140005]
ool-18bc02b8.dyn.optonline.net
Chris STFU u fucking fag
#38 #34 and #36 are faggots[140031]
144.139.221.112
NotJim
#39 Lurkerburger and Sabo and Nut SUCK[140046]
205.154.27.250
you guys stop reporting and wasting space fucking newbs just stop you all suck and not just in reporting, you suck at playing, reporting fucking newb games NEWBS
#40 aaa[140049]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
U SUCKSO MUCH NOOB
U CANT WRITE BR'S FOR UR LIFE
IDIOT


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#41 A[140050]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
U SUCKSO MUCH NOOB
U CANT WRITE BR'S FOR UR LIFE
IDIOT


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#42 Newbs these days..[140069]
adsl-63-203-156-23.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
I know that aaa and A are the-nut, fucking moron, the ip is the same. and anyway..
god, you fucking 13 / 12 / 11 year olds need to stop repoting, you guys fucking suck like shit, you have bad grammar and your word choice and usage are that of a 9 year old's. Stop reporting, SABOTAGE, THE-NUT, LURKERBURGER7, you guys suck like hell, just stop. Your reports are boring and you guys are newbs not just in reporting, but in games also. So do us all a favor and don't write anymore.
#43 Sabotage[140075]
pool-68-160-198-20.ny325.east.verizon.net
shutup chris
#44 Chris[140106]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Can't you read IP numbers? Don't they at least teach you that in 6th grade?
#45 Chris[140115]
205.154.27.250
suck my dick
#46 Sabotage[140116]
pool-68-160-198-20.ny325.east.verizon.net
I assumed its you.
#47 Sabotage[140117]
pool-68-160-198-20.ny325.east.verizon.net
wtf is with the other chris?
#48 The Wise One[140296]
170.211.33.155
Writing style was ok... Needs more of the RIGHT discription. Try more advanced adjectives and adverbs. But, the game sucked ass. I only saw 2 lurkers used the whole game in tvz, wtf? And, i didn't see medics or science vessels used at all. And, any one that lets a fully operational expo die to a 4 hydra drop in late game shouldn't be playing Starcraft. Now, I could be wrong about the units used cause i only skim read this pathetic report. Hmm... 5.5 is your rating from me. U get a extra .5 for fixing your screen shots.
#49 The Wise One[140297]
170.211.33.155
#39 and #42 give the kids a break. Everyone needs their chance to become a gosu reporter. Give them more time to improve, before u start spamming. #40 and #41, You dish your own report. how ironic...
#50 They still suck[140300]
205.154.27.250
No, the-nut dissed it. being his brother, with same ip addres..
they still suck though, i can't seey ANYONE improving this shit
#51 Sabotage[140364]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Heh, you think a flame will stop me? never! fuck you flamers might as well not waste your energy.
Only 2 spammers keep changing their names and say "ur a faggot noobie" while they stink themself. Chris wrote this report that got a fucking 1 so i wouldn't be talking! And the other one is probably time.
#52 Sabotage[140365]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Lemme see,
reportnum=2729
author: me
title: try
the guy was coca-myster aka chris.
#53 Sabotage[140366]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Oh, and add #42 to the flaming pepl
#54 Chris[140429]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
I never post any other name than myself.

If I want to flame you, I would do it with my own name.

And I do.
#55 Sabotage[140446]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Then stop fucking talking trash about us 3 young people. Would you rather have nobody at the site?
#56 Chris[140585]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
If I see a report that sucks, I'll say bad things about it.

If I see something good, I'll say good things about it.

It just so happens that all of your reports are bad. If you write a good one, then people will like it.

Simple.
#57 LurkerBurger7[140603]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Shutup Chirs. I recall Sabo getting several gold reports.
#58 Sabotage[140618]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Then you obviously seen shit.
You see, when you first commented, you were like
"wow 7.5" or something. Why are you being like this now?
#59 Sabotage[140703]
pool-68-160-248-97.ny325.east.verizon.net
Now look at all this fucking spam!
#60 the-nut[140853]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
dont call me gay
i may be 11
but i try
i wish somone would appreciete me trying at such a young age
#61 the-nut[140854]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
appreciate*
#62 BellaDonna[141993]
h112n2fls33o834.telia.com
You are all fucking idiots. Each and everyone of you. Ok?
#63 Sabotage[144337]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
uh... LAST



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