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"How about we start discussing my Small Game Hunters now?
I found it halirious when I got the same type of response every time I play on it.
"Hey I hardly have any minerals left. Are you sure this is BGH$$$?"
"Hey I got jipped!"
"U C*CK-SUC*ING AS*HOLE U CHANGE THE MAP MOTHE*FU**KER!!!!"
-[FLS]Prozerran




#1 CbK_Chris666[145151]
pluto.goldnet.it
Sorry for the rather short game, but I did feel it was cool enough to write a report about. And Triped, you can critize me, but dont take it too far, k?
#2 shad0w_guardian[145152]
c-67-161-73-151.client.comcast.net
2nd w00t!
#3 shad0w_warrior[145153]
c-67-161-73-151.client.comcast.net
don't add some many perverse comments plz
#4 [145155]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Right.

Saying "horny probe/DT/Dragoon wahtever" ever other paragraph isnt funny. Matter of fact, it was hardly funny the first time.

Two newbs on a moneymap. Yay.

Basically, it comes down to a better game (or actually making this one sound funny or even mildly interesting), and working on expanding your vocabulary. A lot.

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#5 mick[145160]
1Cust97.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
at first I thought it was an OGN Starleague game.
#6 ZeaL[145161]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Rofl

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#7 Chris[145163]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
"you hippie AIDS infected fags that jack off to too much Warcraft 3"

The heavy homophobic bantering with yourself got old fast.

Not only that... but it was short.

Only 3 pictures?

Anyhow, being fair, 3.0. (Rating system is far too generous.)







#8 Convider[145164]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca
wow. that sucked. ;)
better game, better pics, better humour, better vocabulary, better map, better players. Improve on that and i wont be surprised if you start getting golds
#9 willwinforfood[145165]
resnet186-72.resnet.buffalo.edu
i would give constructive criticism, but you flamed everyone who did last br. ;<
#10 ZeaL[145166]
AC9E56F8.ipt.aol.com
Lol, the best reports ever are of 2 newbs on a newb map. w00t
#11 celix[145167]
px1wh.vc.shawcable.net
what a pos.

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#12 Chris[145171]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Hint: To get rid of the unsightly white backgrounds, color them black.
#13 Pr0be[145172]
dpc6682009036.direcpc.com
Die.
#14 Jaood[145173]
63-174-166-224.village.blacksburg.ntc-com.net
Fill in empty white space in pics with whatever color you use as the background so it diverts less attention away from the actual content of the story.

Although in this case you probably did the right thing leaving them white =[.

#15 CbK_Chris666[145175]
pluto.goldnet.it
The next report will be of a better game. And Im sorry about the backgrounds.
#16 skurf[145193]
38cust231.zeecon.com
That truly sucked. Don't report money games ever again.

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#17 willwinforfood[145194]
resnet186-72.resnet.buffalo.edu
#35 CbK_Chris666[144736]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
what ever. Anyway, I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO COMMENT ON THE GODDAMN PICS. SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT ASS SHIT FUCK BASTARDS DAMNIT. AND ONCE I GET ADOBE FAGSHOP, I WILL IMPROVE THE PICS.

liez~!



#18 BlueRiBBon[145195]
65.167.44.17
Well. Color in the ugly white spaces like it was said before. Find a cool replay of some better people. And then try, and fix your sentence structure etc. I'm basically rambling about what everyone else has already said.

I swear in my reports often, but try and tone it down. I don't want a Niggerized report where every other word you say is "Fuck", "Shit" or "Welfare Check."

#19 Shuriken[145216]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Blarg. Chris, uhh nt I guess. Yeah you should of filled in those pics and dont be gay with "Probe Porn" (wtf). As for the map-sux0r. Money is completely and utterly n00bish. Try some LT or other ladder/good blizz maps. In a more positive attitude...I appreciate another SC reporter. Anyone who sticks up to 3D graphics and 3D cameras deserves some credit. So work on Photoshop and keep chuggin 'em out.
#20 dark_samurai[145221]
cvip-as01-ppp7.cvip.net
i only have 2 ideas to help u....1 try reporting a ffa and 2 make urr reports longer.
#21 Losion[145223]
138.227.189.8
the lesson learned is more don't charge goons with scouts if you don't have 10:1 ratio, scouts/goons.
other i agree with former speakers, 'specially #8 convider.

good luck with the next BR
#22 Asmodues[145227]
208.31.47.29
"Dieing" Umm..... WTF. Learn to spell or start DYING.
#23 rigbieys[145251]
bbcache-16.singnet.com.sg
This woulda gotten a 7.5 if you reported a better game, used better grammar, and had a larger vocabulary.

#24 willwinforfood[145257]
resnet186-72.resnet.buffalo.edu
so basically if he did a completely different br he woulda gotten a 7.5..
#25 rigbieys[145260]
bbcache-14.singnet.com.sg
Yes. Your future is bright.
#26 rigbieys[145261]
bbcache-11.singnet.com.sg
Your next report better have better writing too.
#27 Sabotage[145278]
pool-68-161-104-27.ny325.east.verizon.net
I see.
Sorry to say not an improvement. you know what to do, longer game and such. Lay off the white bg till you can make it look better. Study the history of sabotage, do as I have done.
#28 el_sux0r[147005]
dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu
I believe you meant "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

I used to say that when signing off :P so it really stuck out in my mind.

The rest, everyone else has spoken of. Go forth and pwn.
#29 zerg[147793]
pcp08506227pcs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
that sucked
#30 killkenny[147817]
roc-24-24-50-73.rochester.rr.com
two newbs=short game



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