| #1 Turbo_Noob[157104] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Yes, you all get another one of my beauties. Enjoy |
| #2 Turbo_Noob[157105] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
http://battlereports.com/users/Turbo_Noob/metalslug/br.html
link in advanced |
| #3 wakiki[157106] |
| cable-24-196-12-221.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Last. |
| #4 SnK-Arcbound[157107] |
| evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| WTF? Should I read this? There ahd better be pictures *shakes fist angryly* |
| #5 Convider[157108] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca |
| eh? |
#6 [157109] |
| nr11-216-196-185-62.fuse.net |
| approv'd |
| #7 Convider[157110] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca |
woah. Trippy.
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| #8 SnK-Arcbound[157111] |
| evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| Agh! To much reading *head explodes* |
| #9 Turbo_Noob[157113] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| convider I'm changing the score you gave me to a 10. kthxbye :D |
| #10 Chris[157114] |
| astound-64-85-237-46.ca.astound.net |
It excited me to have a metal slug report. Good idea to BR a repetetive sidescrolling game about blowing things up. (Really.)
Unfortunately, the magic of reading it disappears about halfway. I started to wonder if there would be anything unique at this point.
There wasn't. So for trite writing, 6.0.
I mean, you could have moved those pictures and words around instead of centering them all the way you know? |
| #11 Netaddict[157117] |
| pgrg01m07-10.bctel.ca |
| Not too shabby. Personally, I'm not good enough to go the Yeti way, but that's just me.. |
| #12 Haike[157118] |
| palo2.pacific.net.sg |
| WOOT! :P |
| #13 Woah[157119] |
| ce01pc06.netcabo.net |
| Metal Slug pwns :D and report is nice too but these kind of games are a bit boring to report imo, love to play them however ;) |
| #14 Crazster[157120] |
| n219078046053.netvigator.com |
| I'm planning a vicious pong report, where in a fit of rage the computer takes an 11, 1 lead then almsot has the game when the human dodges left, dodges right and then he blasts it for 11,2 til he makes itback up to 11,11 !! Tie breaker point but hten 8tune into the repeort* |
| #15 RabidMurloc[157122] |
| cache-rtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| My god that was WRONG! A giant pulsing %$#&@ ? That's just wierd. What happened to your next Sacrifice report? ME WANT SACRIFICE! |
| #16 dialtone[157123] |
| ppp22-adsl-162.ath.forthnet.gr |
Metal slug games are so kick ass, there's always some weird thing you end up riding/driving/shooting plus there isnt a second to spend that ist filled with things exploding.
ill rate later p.p |
| #17 Turbo_Noob[157124] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Another sacrifice report would have to be vs the computer again because me and DD can't figure out how to play vs eachother using the HOTU version. |
| #18 PeaceableGhost[157125] |
| 198.109.221.15 |
| w00t! 8. |
| #19 striz[157128] |
| CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
any report is a good report, to some extent, but that was pretty cool. I remember those games well, hooray.
7.3 |
| #20 TheCheeseManCan[157130] |
| CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
You called a guy "ma'am" :D
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| #21 TheCheeseManCan[157131] |
| CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| Whoa you can actually get fat in this game. :D |
| #22 Desert Demon[157132] |
| user-0ce2kbu.cable.mindspring.com |
Trollify: post comments plz
AFKlord: ??
Trollify: comments on my new report plz
Turbo is gosu lrlrlrlrlrl |
| #23 Hey Joe[157134] |
| CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| I love Metal Slug. I liked 3 the best, then X. |
| #24 scn[157135] |
| c-24-118-214-130.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| this report sucked and so do you, faggot. |
| #25 Turbo_Noob[157136] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| :( |
| #26 SnK-Arcbound[157137] |
| evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| That looks like darks ip type number thingy. Anyways, I thought it was funny, though I would have liked more pictures. How long did it take you? |
| #27 Turbo_Noob[157139] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| The majority of the time was sorting all the screenshots and uploading them to the report center. NEOrageex runs in a very tiny format though, so the screenshots were already small and had a black border around them. Other then that I made up the story as I went. |
| #28 Timid[157141] |
| cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.rr.com |
| Weird....and long |
| #29 Decay [Rummy][157143] |
| dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu |
| This was kind of funny, and worth hte ready, but stickto rts games. You do them better I think. |
| #30 Decay [Rummy[157144] |
| dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu |
| Also, y |
| #31 LameJoker[157148] |
| pool-68-236-153-210.alb.east.verizon.net |
| Pretty good. |
| #32 Dibbler[157204] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
| Very funny writing. I enjoyed the bit of my life where I read it. |
| #33 Asmodues[157214] |
| fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net |
You put the "Noob" in "Turbo_Noob".
:-) |
| #34 Turbo_Noob[157217] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| I'm still waiting for someone to slap a rating on this, and I've stubbornly refused to conform to RTS games. |
| #35 SnK-Arcbound[157218] |
| evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| Haha, I hope they just leave it unrated, cause that would be tech. |
| #36 Cragspyder[157219] |
| dyn129-100-194-86.smh.reznet.uwo.ca |
lol?
Zapp Brannigan's law, i assume?
If so, 10. |
| #37 Dialtone[157220] |
| ppp24-adsl-41.ath.forthnet.gr |
| There, it's rated. I was contemplating between 6 and 7 since the text was completely inane at some points but gave it a 7 for originality at least. I would have rather read a little more about the spiffy metal slug amusing features (zombie/fat transformations, bosses and the such) than fan fic writings -.- |
| #38 Convider[157224] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca |
| whar be your ratertag? |
#39 [157225] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| he's like Mark when he posts on /forum: too cool for rater/admin tags man. |
| #40 corpus[157227] |
| dhcp-183-215-161-205.cf-res.cfu.net |
| Good stuff, thanks. |
| #41 SnK-Arcbound[157228] |
| evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
Awwwwwww, why did you have to rate it?
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| #42 VisMaior[157237] |
| mail.mithis.hu |
| Boring beginning, but gets better later. I dont think anybody could br a game like that better than this. Good sarcasm on game design though. |
| #43 Turbo_Noob[157324] |
| adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
| Damn, all my reports have yet to breach the 60 comments glass ceiling. I believe I will have to resort to Evil Eldritch trickery using some sort of sign-up system. |
| #44 wakiki[157343] |
| cable-68-186-205-34.mtv.al.charter.com |
| That's a silly thing to say. If your next report got 62 comments, you wouldn't have breached the 70 comment glass ceiling. The next one you have to shoot for is 100 ;p |
| #45 wakiki[157398] |
| cable-68-186-205-34.mtv.al.charter.com |
BTW I just read it.
You put the "Tur o_N " in "Turbo_Noob"
Seriously it got old about halfway through; I think it needed to be shorter. It was funny though :) I enjoy a good deluge of horrible puns every once in a while. |
| #46 Desert Demon[157402] |
| user-0ce2kma.cable.mindspring.com |
| wak, you would... |
| #47 LMW-S[157587] |
| adsl-69-210-64-179.dsl.milwwi.ameritech.net |
| Heh, I didn't read the report or any of the comments, but Metal Slug is great, so I'm sure the report didn't suck!! Interesting topic to report on. |
#48 [157905] |
| usrns104.dialup.hawaii.edu |
Funny at times but it felt way too long.
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