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#1 Turbo_Noob[157104]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Yes, you all get another one of my beauties. Enjoy
#2 Turbo_Noob[157105]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
http://battlereports.com/users/Turbo_Noob/metalslug/br.html

link in advanced

#3 wakiki[157106]
cable-24-196-12-221.mtv.al.charter.com
Last.
#4 SnK-Arcbound[157107]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
WTF? Should I read this? There ahd better be pictures *shakes fist angryly*
#5 Convider[157108]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca
eh?
#6 [157109]
nr11-216-196-185-62.fuse.net
approv'd
#7 Convider[157110]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca
woah. Trippy.
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#8 SnK-Arcbound[157111]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Agh! To much reading *head explodes*
#9 Turbo_Noob[157113]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
convider I'm changing the score you gave me to a 10. kthxbye :D
#10 Chris[157114]
astound-64-85-237-46.ca.astound.net
It excited me to have a metal slug report. Good idea to BR a repetetive sidescrolling game about blowing things up. (Really.)

Unfortunately, the magic of reading it disappears about halfway. I started to wonder if there would be anything unique at this point.

There wasn't. So for trite writing, 6.0.

I mean, you could have moved those pictures and words around instead of centering them all the way you know?





#11 Netaddict[157117]
pgrg01m07-10.bctel.ca
Not too shabby. Personally, I'm not good enough to go the Yeti way, but that's just me..
#12 Haike[157118]
palo2.pacific.net.sg
WOOT! :P
#13 Woah[157119]
ce01pc06.netcabo.net
Metal Slug pwns :D and report is nice too but these kind of games are a bit boring to report imo, love to play them however ;)
#14 Crazster[157120]
n219078046053.netvigator.com
I'm planning a vicious pong report, where in a fit of rage the computer takes an 11, 1 lead then almsot has the game when the human dodges left, dodges right and then he blasts it for 11,2 til he makes itback up to 11,11 !! Tie breaker point but hten 8tune into the repeort*
#15 RabidMurloc[157122]
cache-rtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
My god that was WRONG! A giant pulsing %$#&@ ? That's just wierd. What happened to your next Sacrifice report? ME WANT SACRIFICE!
#16 dialtone[157123]
ppp22-adsl-162.ath.forthnet.gr
Metal slug games are so kick ass, there's always some weird thing you end up riding/driving/shooting plus there isnt a second to spend that ist filled with things exploding.

ill rate later p.p

#17 Turbo_Noob[157124]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Another sacrifice report would have to be vs the computer again because me and DD can't figure out how to play vs eachother using the HOTU version.
#18 PeaceableGhost[157125]
198.109.221.15
w00t! 8.
#19 striz[157128]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
any report is a good report, to some extent, but that was pretty cool. I remember those games well, hooray.

7.3

#20 TheCheeseManCan[157130]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
You called a guy "ma'am" :D
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#21 TheCheeseManCan[157131]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Whoa you can actually get fat in this game. :D
#22 Desert Demon[157132]
user-0ce2kbu.cable.mindspring.com
Trollify: post comments plz
AFKlord: ??
Trollify: comments on my new report plz

Turbo is gosu lrlrlrlrlrl



#23 Hey Joe[157134]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I love Metal Slug. I liked 3 the best, then X.
#24 scn[157135]
c-24-118-214-130.mn.client2.attbi.com
this report sucked and so do you, faggot.
#25 Turbo_Noob[157136]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
:(
#26 SnK-Arcbound[157137]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
That looks like darks ip type number thingy. Anyways, I thought it was funny, though I would have liked more pictures. How long did it take you?
#27 Turbo_Noob[157139]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
The majority of the time was sorting all the screenshots and uploading them to the report center. NEOrageex runs in a very tiny format though, so the screenshots were already small and had a black border around them. Other then that I made up the story as I went.
#28 Timid[157141]
cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.rr.com
Weird....and long
#29 Decay [Rummy][157143]
dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu
This was kind of funny, and worth hte ready, but stickto rts games. You do them better I think.
#30 Decay [Rummy[157144]
dyn56-230.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu
Also, y
#31 LameJoker[157148]
pool-68-236-153-210.alb.east.verizon.net
Pretty good.
#32 Dibbler[157204]
194.151.4.99
Very funny writing. I enjoyed the bit of my life where I read it.
#33 Asmodues[157214]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
You put the "Noob" in "Turbo_Noob".

:-)

#34 Turbo_Noob[157217]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
I'm still waiting for someone to slap a rating on this, and I've stubbornly refused to conform to RTS games.
#35 SnK-Arcbound[157218]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Haha, I hope they just leave it unrated, cause that would be tech.
#36 Cragspyder[157219]
dyn129-100-194-86.smh.reznet.uwo.ca
lol?

Zapp Brannigan's law, i assume?

If so, 10.



#37 Dialtone[157220]
ppp24-adsl-41.ath.forthnet.gr
There, it's rated. I was contemplating between 6 and 7 since the text was completely inane at some points but gave it a 7 for originality at least. I would have rather read a little more about the spiffy metal slug amusing features (zombie/fat transformations, bosses and the such) than fan fic writings -.-
#38 Convider[157224]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca
whar be your ratertag?
#39 [157225]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
he's like Mark when he posts on /forum: too cool for rater/admin tags man.
#40 corpus[157227]
dhcp-183-215-161-205.cf-res.cfu.net
Good stuff, thanks.
#41 SnK-Arcbound[157228]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Awwwwwww, why did you have to rate it?
















#42 VisMaior[157237]
mail.mithis.hu
Boring beginning, but gets better later. I dont think anybody could br a game like that better than this. Good sarcasm on game design though.
#43 Turbo_Noob[157324]
adsl-68-21-187-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Damn, all my reports have yet to breach the 60 comments glass ceiling. I believe I will have to resort to Evil Eldritch trickery using some sort of sign-up system.
#44 wakiki[157343]
cable-68-186-205-34.mtv.al.charter.com
That's a silly thing to say. If your next report got 62 comments, you wouldn't have breached the 70 comment glass ceiling. The next one you have to shoot for is 100 ;p
#45 wakiki[157398]
cable-68-186-205-34.mtv.al.charter.com
BTW I just read it.

You put the "Tur o_N " in "Turbo_Noob"

Seriously it got old about halfway through; I think it needed to be shorter. It was funny though :) I enjoy a good deluge of horrible puns every once in a while.
#46 Desert Demon[157402]
user-0ce2kma.cable.mindspring.com
wak, you would...
#47 LMW-S[157587]
adsl-69-210-64-179.dsl.milwwi.ameritech.net
Heh, I didn't read the report or any of the comments, but Metal Slug is great, so I'm sure the report didn't suck!! Interesting topic to report on.
#48 [157905]
usrns104.dialup.hawaii.edu
Funny at times but it felt way too long.

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