#1  [162048] |
| d57-193-242.home.cgocable.net |
PIKTURES DONT WORK
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| #2 Rorschach[162050] |
| CPE000750b70ba2-CM001371871e22.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| OH NO!!!111!!!!1!!!1!1 |
#3  [162051] |
| usrns50.dialup.hawaii.edu |
BITMAPS TOO!
ME FIXY:
http://battlereports.com/users/WhosGotLag_IDO/Fixed_Reports/6147/scbr.htm |
| #4 micro[162053] |
| cache-dtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| it was like my cable modem was passing a kidney stone, uploading those pics. wtf |
| #5 DD[162054] |
| dhcp04605.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu |
bitmaps are lamerrrrrrr. jpeg plz.
Get a proofreader first. Too many random misspellings for comfort. Also, while I`m not some sorta censorship czar, but all the random fucks, sex, insults kinda got in the way, and weren`t really that funny, or anything whatsoever.
Your pics need borders, especially collages. Lot of the sub pics ran together and it was hard to tell where things began and ended.
Game was bleh...if you need good reporting fodder, you can always dl a good rep and report on that. That saves you from having to troll battle.net for a decent game, which can be kinda hard.
It wasn`t total suck, but a little proofreading and cleaning up of pics is definitley needed to even start fantasizing about letting the thought of gold cross your mind. I think you could do pretty good if you cleaned it up, but this I`d say is 4-5.
Make more, we need another active reporter or 20. |
| #6 maareek[162055] |
| dblt.66-243-227-22.gtcom.net |
I normally try to be positive and helpful to reporters, but in this case I can`t.
This was shit, in every sense of the word. The writing was absolute shit, completely useless (it explained nothing of the game, was in no places humorous, and never gave any interesting information about anything). Every other word was a grammatical/spelling mistake and none of the text went together well.
The pics, which you so fanatically went on and on about (I can only assume that you can`t follow a game without 200,000 pretty pictures to tell you what happened because you can`t read -_-) were TERRIBLE. GODAWFUL PIECES OF SHIT! You used like 8 pics to show lings getting up a ramp...the fuck? We don`t even need 1 and you gave us 8. And on top of that they were jumbled as fuck, overlapping, and badly cropped (including "screen taken blah blah" put some more effort into it and keep those damn things out of it for pete`s sake). No borders around individual pics, no borders around the whole pics and the pics you included had no meaning, way to go fucktard.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck sex sex sex fuck fuck fuck penis There. Was that funny? Neither are you.
Game was godawful, but then it was a pubbie 2v2 so nobody expected anything better. -_-
Finally, if you want to call anything of mine "pathetic" in a report you sure as hell had better make your report better than mine you stupid fuck. Do everybody a favor and go set yourself on fire and post a pic of it. |
| #7 wakiki[162056] |
| 24-196-28-84.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com |
| Uh, not very good, but a good first attempt I supose :O |
| #8 DD[162057] |
| dhcp04605.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu |
| never has maareek more entertainingly disagreed with me. |
| #9 DD[162058] |
| dhcp04605.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu |
| although, not that much. we both think its bad, he just wants to see you set on fire. |
| #10 maareek[162059] |
| dblt.66-243-227-22.gtcom.net |
| Please, deep down inside you know you wanna see it too. |
| #11 micro[162060] |
| cache-dtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
my first report was almost this bad
some people can improve without being set on fire :O |
| #12 neoviper[162063] |
| 66-215-103-244.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com |
| some people set themselves on fire and still dont improve, and this is looking to be one of them. |
| #13 PeaceableGhost[162064] |
| 198.109.221.86 |
6 for the report. I think I am being generous. The story was not that badly told, the pics were not that bad... but the overall effect was not that of a finely crafted br.
However, the bashing of reports better than your product, albiet without pictures, does not do a whole lot for you. -2 for bad manner.
4. |
| #14 Haike[162066] |
| sspis120.sp.edu.sg |
| i see no damn pics |
| #15 NotJim[162067] |
| ppp-38-132.grapevine.net.au |
It was okayily crafted, but clearly slapped together in just a couple of minutes. Nothing more.
On a side note, DD, do I know you from somewhere else...? |
| #16 NotJim[162080] |
| ppp-38-132.grapevine.net.au |
| ^^ Wait, never mind then. ^^ |
| #17 DD[162084] |
| dhcp04605.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu |
| Jim, if so, I don`t know about it :O |
| #18 maareek[162085] |
| dblt.66-243-227-88.gtcom.net |
Do yourself a favor and don`t follow that url the pics just make this piece of shit worse.
Do however look forward to the new reports that should be forthcoming from myself and DD (seperately and together wtf). Yes, DD does own. |
| #19 DD[162086] |
| dhcp04605.highsouth-resnet.unc.edu |
| I`ma be doing sooooooo many pics. |
| #20 Vivendi[162129] |
| 216-197-222-107.sktn.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca |
"Both JinGLaM and Moriras[Ya] have upgraded their hatcheries to lairs, while I, the only one with an expo, has build building nothing but lings, and has about 1000 minerals in the bank, a non functioning expansion, no gas and less than 25 supply. Yeah, I am the champ."
Lolololol |
| #21 [162144] |
| usrns38.dialup.hawaii.edu |
The fixed file is now in the report proper and replaced the bitmaps with jpgs.
The game was rather short and one-sided and the writing was mildly annoying. The report is somewhere between 4 and 5, I will give it a 5 to make it match. |
| #22 l3liZzArDKnighT[162434] |
| cache-rtc-ab04.proxy.aol.com |
"here is an interesting face, did you know a zerg player dies every time a terran makes a science vessel?"
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| #23 joe momma[162560] |
| px2cv.gv.shawcable.net |
| I WANT MORE CONTACTS FOR MSN EVEN IF I DONT KNOW THE PEOPLE PERSONNALY |
| #24 cool[162561] |
| px2cv.gv.shawcable.net |
| mine is too be dead in three weeks @HOTMAIL.CA |
#25  [162818] |
| houwebproxy03b.americas.hp.net |
| NO |
| #26 Beastback[163612] |
| host188-254.pool872.interbusiness.it |
| God in heaven this is horrendous. |
| #27 lnept[163615] |
| cache-mtc-ae06.proxy.aol.com |
| WHOA THIS WAS AMAZING, READ IF YOU HAVENT YET!! |
| #28 Convider[163616] |
| 74.12.120.187 |
| This report is what pure stupidity would look like if it was made out of HTML. |
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