| #1 YourRoleModel[4377] |
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Ugh... even though it was 49K... the first picture didn't make it up with the rest of them. I e-mailed it to the webmaster, which I guess is Johnny Vegas... so hopefully you all will get to see picture one with the MAP and some other funny shots.
Also note that I wasn't really rootin' for anyone in this game, but after, I decided to spice up the report by picking a side.
Later all. |
| #2 anal-banana[4379] |
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just a quick comment before i start reading..
looks really really really good (rubs hands in anticipation)...
is it still possible to place images within the text of the BR itself? I know BR's a while back were able to do this.. if so, how do you do it? (It's not clear in the submit section). Anyways, if it's possible to do that YRM, that would be really really great. If not, could the webmasters make it possible again?
Banana |
| #3 Slicer[4380] |
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| How the HELL did you do that extra-large picture accurately? (or was it? :)) |
| #4 anal-banana[4381] |
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Hahaha those pics were hilarious... I love the "left right left" one :)
Not to repeat myself endlessly, but it would be really nice if you could place the pics at the point in the story where they occur. Two reasons:
1) You start forgetting which name = which race = which color. Pics help refresh your memory
2) If you wait till the end of the BR to see the pic, you forget what was going on at the time.
And since you are always asking for suggestions, here's another one :)
How about writing the name of the player in the color of his units. So if Zileas is blue protoss, you write the name Zileas in blue whenever it occurs in the BR.
Outstanding job on this pics, YRM!!
Anal-banana |
| #5 Mind Twist, Official UnOfficial Rater[4385] |
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Reason for Rating: Alcohol x2. Not the most clever of uses for liquor, but you get credit for trying. A nuke was in the game, more points. Tony and Meddy Sue, nuff said. Good report style. Yellow snow.
BR.com's OUOR rating: 9
xtra Comments from OUOR: LOL! |
| #6 YourRoleModel[4395] |
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Aside from missing the first picture... haven't looked to see if it's up yet... I CAN'T USE MY WEBSPACE BECAUSE I'M BORROWING FROM A FRIEND'S SITE AND IT'S FOR PORTFOLIO GRAPHICS ONLY! I want so badly to include the images in the report, but I have no where that I can FTP them. I have personal web space with Nauticom, but I can't seem to find the images after I upload them... I have an e-mail into them about the problem, so maybe in the future you'll see graphics mixed in with the report. The only other solution is for BattleReports to provide FTP access to some of their folders, but I doubt I'd just trust anyone with that if I was them... so...
Anyway, that's the reason why the pics are at the bottom.
YRM |
| #7 $gt.Zorn[4399] |
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YRM: Just go grab a Geocities/Yahoo Homepage and upload them o it. You don't even have to build the page. (:. Just a thought...
Ok, I've got two things about this Battle that could've been fixed.
1) TurtuledTerran: *Never set the Marines in front of the Tanks, always set the Tanks in front/to the sides of the Marines, that way you can smack the temps before they storm. It's so easy to do, yet if you don't do it, you can easily lose all your troops.
2) If a player is Lurkering you, and you're teching, get a Dropship out asap w/ some units. As soon as you have this, send it right outside his base and wait for his Lurkers. As soon as they arrive, drop your Tank/3 Marines/Medic or Reaver/ 2 Zeals and start working on the Worker line.
Just some thoughts,
-$gt.Zorn |
| #8 Heartcutter[4401] |
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| Excellent report. Keep it up. |
| #9 T.T.Boy[4402] |
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| I loved it, just loved it. Write some more please. I don't know if all you kids out there have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I grew up on that movie. Run away, run away! lol |
| #10 YourRoleModel[4404] |
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FYI to those of you who asked... the combined picture shots are as accurate as possible. I mean, sure, a marine might have shifted positions by the time I scrolled for the next shot, and there will be some blur... still the pictures you see are straight from this battle.
I have been thinking of faking, er posting some pics from my epic battle where I beat Mark4, Johnny_Vegas, Mark3.14, Kain_the_Feared, IN_Agent911, Crexis, and Zileas in a 7-1 with a variety of vulture/medic flash rushes.
There isn't really a place for joke posts though. |
| #11 nice[4405] |
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| nice |
| #12 Johnny_Vegas[4406] |
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I'll post that 1st image when I get to work. The other pics are awesome! Live a life of sex and danger.. ROFLMAO
Great work! |
| #13 Mark4[4409] |
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| -1 style point for mentioning "airforce" and "ranger" in the same sentence. |
| #14 Heartcutter[4410] |
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One change. I think the title should have been:
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
or
Don't Drink the Beer-Like Liquid |
| #15 T.T.Boy[4419] |
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Another Holy Grail reference the terrans can frequently use is: Bring out your dead. SCSL
(still can't stop laughing) |
| #16 YourRoleModel[4425] |
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| Sorry Mark4, I meant to say AirBORN Ranger... not AirForce... it was late. |
| #17 Johnny_Vegas[4426] |
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| Mark4 is back! Wooohooo! |
| #18 Fractal_Wave[4428] |
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Xcellent Report. Keep up the good work
Fractal_Wave
wishes he could make pretty pictures like that |
| #19 JSH[4441] |
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| That was goddamn funny. |
| #20 Chargon[4464] |
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Great report, it pretty much covered everything and was very entertaining. There's just one thing though.. its BB not DB. :) Damn funny too. I love how you do the pics.
Chargon |
| #21 TerranTurtle[4481] |
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Loved the report, YRM. The pics were great, especially the singing marine congo line.
--BTW..I got me revenge on Chargon in the following game, hehehe! |
| #22 Templar of doom[4506] |
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Great report, i like the image editing but i agree with heart cutter it should be don't eat the yellow snow or even drink the beer like liquid, lets see what it would look like if we mixed them together
<center><bold>Don't Eat the Beer-Like-Liquid
<IMG http://thumbnail.image.altavista.com:8877/image/3613509></bold></font> |
| #23 -stickman-[4557] |
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| LOL. Great report, funny pic too, Templar of doom. |
| #24 YourRoleModel[4560] |
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| Thanks all... nice pic Templar of Doom. I dunno, it was late and I screwed up a few of my references I guess. :P |
| #25 GunsandZealots[4589] |
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YourRoleModel has some great BR's, it's funny, and kewl picks.
By adding more text to the picture area it would be like a comic book. Battlereport Issue #1 might be worth something.
Yea, what does that 33 stand for on those Rolling Rock bottles? |
| #26 The_Toothbrush[4643] |
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| I'm deeeeaaad sexy |
| #27 (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5228] |
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| I am test |
| #28 (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5230] |
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| 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? |
| #29 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5231] |
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| 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? |
| #30 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5232] |
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| 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? |
| #31 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5233] |
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| 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? |
| #32 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? (cacheengine1.mosquitonet.com)[5234] |
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| 5.0 is <i> all </i> i got? |
| #33 Templar of doom (proxy1.ykt.prodigy.net)[6222] |
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| wait there is a the_toothbrush here, kinda weird ,that use to be my old test name and he is still active on b net |
| #34 testing (tpm6-92.ballistic.com)[7786] |
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| <font color="red">Hello |
| #35 testing (tpm6-92.ballistic.com)[7787] |
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| <font color="brown"><i>Heheh</i> |
| #36 wakiki[154672] |
| cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com |
Bleh. Didn't really get into that. :|
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