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#1 Pebbler (spc-isp-tor-uas-40-21.sprint.ca)[9510]
Hey Cool! First comment. Good BR. Although it was kinda short, the humor made it worth the read. I can't believe how ppl think up these great strategies. lol.
#2 Sakabatou (keezerjw.umf.maine.edu)[9512]
Was it because it was a 3v3 Pub or the fact it was a Hunter map? I tried a hunter map myself once and out teched everyone. This coming from the guy that is the first gone in every 2v2 big-leage game he has ever been in.
#3 bad_yellow28 (n154h021.thezone.net)[9513]
i don't join public games for these reasons.. =) the 'g' bit was right.. i hate games where nothing really happens and / or everybody sucks.. =)

bad_yellow28
twentyeight.8m.com


#4 Yup.....DIE!!! (mx4dl072.winnipeg.escape.ca)[9520]
HHAHHAHHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST REPORT I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!

if i was a judge id give it a 9.8 for it being so funny the other .2 missing because nopictures

again this is the funniest report i have ever read



#5 Flint79 (ns1.interlinks.net)[9521]
Yeah...the Terran infantry attack was quite amusing. Wish I had a pic of that and Yellow's brilliant non-gateway strat.
#6 skozak (vict-mx0101010.smartt.com)[9522]
you know flint, maybe if you hadn't been all over yellow he could've finished his brilliant strategy, i'm guessing mass probes because of the lack of gateways. guess we'll never know now, huh?
anyway, report was funny as hell, terran infantry vs. cannons= many small bloodstains.
well, that's all i can think of, buh-bye folks... :)

#7 Barage (160.10.203.112)[9523]
Bah, terran infantry dying to cannons?

That was nothing to the 'Hey man...back off you do your
strat and let him do his' idea. The 6 rax/rax/rax/rax/rax......

The cute part about those games: if the three opponents had triple rushed you your allies would've thought you were a newbie (yup.. a zerg fighting off a 3 on 1. Any newbie could pull that off) :P




#8 Phuckin-Rhetard (sdn-ar-008azphoeP272.dialsprint.net)[9525]
Dude, don't even play public games in general, play 1on1, 2on2, 3on3s in NH or NWTR, all the faggotry and crap is the bnet public.
#9 Flint79 (ns1.interlinks.net)[9529]
I would have died hard to a 3 vs 1 rush. Only Red and I saw what was going on in this game. I would have rather had a 6 vs 2 with Red and I take everyone else.
#10 Ativus (proxy2-external.omhaw1.ne.home.com)[9531]
I feel your pain....those games can get very ugly, very quickly. Look at the good side though, you didn't stumble intop a game created by a 1350 ladder player and two of his best friends and end up with your allies not making ANY more probes (3 on minerals, 1 on gas)

Anyway, that was funny, I liked it, and oh, hope you took notes on those wonderful strats your allies showed you

#11 (relay.atinc.com)[9558]
Funny as always Flint.

I joined a game the other day that I just couldn't resist. "1-1 you have no chance" on BGH... He talked smack the whole chat time, and during the first few minutes of the game. Basically, he fed my archons groups of 12 mutas until I had expanded twice and had 200 supply and every unit possible... during which time, I popped all his overlords about 3 times, just for fun... my doom fleet/drop was on its way when he disconnected.

Gotta love the hunters crowd.



#12 JSH (nscs40p4.remote.umass.edu)[9560]
Flint, you and I oughta take on 6 newbies by ourselves. We could do it. :)

I never try to talk strategy to public partners. It's a hopeless cause.

#13 UpgradedKakaru (d097.paris-59.cybercable.fr)[9578]
I like your br. Its very fun. I like how u call yello a "tactical genius" =p
#14 Pezoholic (1Cust100.tnt6.har1.da.uu.net)[9592]
there goes YRM making us all look like hicks with out bland little white typing heading of our names and his nice and pretty one, DAMN U YRM DAMN U!!!!!!, why must u make such nice graphics, i feel like an amish person, im gonna go milk a damn cow :)
#15 Slicer (ip192.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[9607]
LOL... this is genuinely funny. You're making me want to play public BW more often :)
#16 Mr. Merf (dial-up211.twistedpair.net)[9611]
That is pretty sad. I think I'm an awful player when I read BRs from most of this site about NH games. But that was pretty sad...=P

On a slightly different tack, I have played quite a few human vs comp public games, and although they are generally not challenging (unless you find 3 people who can barely play and you get to hold off 3 of the 4 comps) I have never found that kind of concentration of laughable playing;-)

(Of course, one time I was actually the power player. That did not bode well, but the humans won because I controlled the center of the map with a mass of dragoons and a couple observers while the comps dashed their divided forces against them forever. That was kind of fun.)



#17 Gruntwrapper (dialup-cle87.nls.net)[9640]
Public games are good for the liver. :)
#18 [153533]
ool-4356debf.dyn.optonline.net
wats vannila games



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