COMP VS COMP VS COMP VS COMP
Yup, you heard me…
Vital Info:
Map: Lost Temple
Player 1: Billy Bo Bob – 9 o’clock position - Terran
Player 2: Yokel Boy – 6 o’clock position - Terran
Player 3: Judicator Jube Jube – 12 o’clock position – Protoss
Player 4: TheDuckyRubber – 3 o’clock position – Zerg
Ahh yes, the gay computers. One thing I must say is that the AI scripts for Starcraft need a lot of work. So I decided to put together a little match.
I chose a favorite map that everyone should know. If you don’t, get the hell away from me you hunters-playing POS.
I put in one from each race, plus another terran to take up all the starting positions. I chose the terran cause they supposedly suck according to TheRubberDucky’s research.
So, the game awaits…
Both terrans build academies, get gas, and build engineering bays in the addition of more barracks and depots. Jube jube builds pylons and gates to combat the ferociousness of the attacks from TheDuckyRubber. He also builds a forge, a cybernetics core, and an assimilator. TheDuckyRubber is still at nothing…
The first round of attacks
Finally, some action. Both terrans leave their home bases with exactly 20 marines, while jube jube leaves his home plateau with 9 zealots. Billy Bo Bob heads towards his fellow terran, Yokel Boy site the zerg as their target, and jube jube marches his zealots towards Bob
Bob's marines hug the plateau until they reach the canyon that leads to Yokel's Ramp. Here, Yokel's marines ambush the enemy marines, and since they were in ranks and Bob's marines were travelling in the elite Line Dance formation, they were killed easily with the small loss of 5 marines. I didn't get a pic because I was watching Bob's base get ripped into. jube jube's rushed into the base while the defending marines were away. Billy Bo Bob was forced to retreat from the world.
Meanwhile, Yokel's marines hit TheDuckyRubber's base. He never had a chance. Poor Ducky.
End Game
Jube's 9 zealots ran from the 9 o'clock position to the 6 o'clock. The zealots got the speed upgrade and the attack upgrade while they were attacking the enemy base. These zealots charged up the ramp but they immediately ran into newly produced vultures from 3 factories. The zeals were slaughtered with the loss of 4 marines. The 15 marines ran from 3 o'clock to 12 o'clock and into the Protoss canyon. There 3 draoons and a zealot met them. The marines ripped through those with only the loss of 5 of their own marines. Yokel's marines rushed up the ramp and got slaughter by a few powerful zealots.
Yokel decided that it was time to end this. He sent 10 vultures and 20 marines down into his own canyon. Somehow he just ordered the front line to stop without notifying the rest of the group. The result was a pileup at his own ramp foor about 40 seconds.
During this time of stupidity, Jube Jube built a robotics facility and started making shuttles.
Yokel's men finally broke out of the pile up and rushed towards the enemy base in one long line. The first vultures, upon rushing up the ramp, were killed do to the fact that they couldn't stop before ramming nose first into the line of zealots. The other half of the vultures came in a clump and bashed through the first line. The marines followed up into the base and started shooting buildings. Dragoons from the worker line came to help but there was no chance. The last resistance was crushed when 6 tanks and 9 marines came in as reinforcements.
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
Thanks for reading my report. 'SG'
P.S. Mark4, JV, or YRM. Please delete all of Phuckin_Rheatard's comments. I don't give two shits about what this guy has to say.
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