"Take care. Oh, and go out and have lots and lots of sex with hot chicks. Hot chicks are cool."
Heartcutter
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| A new spin to battle-reports (Stretching it) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 10/15/99 07:10 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 6, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for TheWanderer: 3.0000 |    | Well I don't often go around looking for fights but this time i had to. I began to a Hunt.
The Hunter: ME
The prey: The location of a MarkIV Weblord.
What is the goal you may ask? Upon achievement of my objective I could use that information on an attempt to improve others in the Weblord's realm.
I spent many a sleepless minute searching for the information. I journeyed from the Town Commons to Local Inn where a few locals (one of which was quite drunk) were impressing listeners (a few lovely ladies I might add too) with their wonderful stories of generals and armies.
Alas I did not find the information I sought there. Thus I sought out a few of the old sages of the Weblord's domain. One by the name of Bull-beater (aptly named for he always defeated bulls when butting heads with them at high speeds) gave me many useful tidbits on how to emblish a story but alas did not give me the location of the elusive Weblord.
The next sage I sought did not give me his name simply said "You should be more like me kid". He was wise and mighty in this realm and had recieved many awards for his storytelling. He began to share with me his vast knowledge of illustrative gestures and drawings to embelish already great stories but I had to take my leave for it too was obvious that he did not know where the Weblord was.
All those of great info had failed me in my quest. Thus did I return to the Inn and tell the story which you now hear.
Lessons hopefully learned:
1. Webmasters should put up an email link on the page they run!!
Reasons for this report:
People began writing reports on games I had no clue about. I was going to email one of the webmasters and ask them to put up an additional battle report guide that detailed a. the units in the other games or b. implore writers to include a brief overview of the units in the game they write about. However there is no email address for them so I had to resort to telling my story at the inn(view battle reports).
For those of you who read this report and now hate me, I apologize. However at least I put some effort into this to make it partially entertaining so I hope some of you enjoy it :)
To the Weblord: Delete this if you like, personally i'd like to see it rated on the off chance it earns a silver :)
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