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| The severe nuking of a protoss pansy | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 12/01/99 01:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for MedicDrop (HolyAnarchy{GK}): 6.0000 |  | Hey guys, to start, this battlereports will not be an extremely pretty one like YRM's or Drefsab's or :nobody:'s, or even mark4-ish, even though mine will have a few pics =). Check at the end, im using the old fashioned submit your pics thing.
I arose on this boring Wednsday late, because my school doesn't start till 10:20, and I woke up at 8:05. I quickly ate some food, then sat down at my computer. With the help of my @Home isp, I was logged onto B.net with a fiscinating 1 green lag. (It works now!) I joined my regular channels, and everyone was either sleeping, afk, or dead, so pretty much they just weren't there. I made a game that promoted my cable-ness, called 1vs1 Cable Temple. A guy named Demize, the protoss pansy in the title, joins with a 0-1-3 record. New-b or new name. Hmmm. I chose Terran, and he pics toss. Away we go to the found temple.
The Map: Ye OLD Lost Temple
The Playa: MedicDrop (Your hero, HolyAnarchy)
The Losa Whina Sportsman: Demize
WARNING: THIS GAME IS EXTREMELY 1 SIDED
I find myself at the 9 o'clock spot, thank god I didn't get 12, although I only used my natural to made a nuke silo this game =0. I start with the infamous heavy metal build, preached by cutter and Ghost~Lizard, not Kadizard. I block my ramp, blah blah blah, and scout with and scv. I find about 6 cannons clumped together in his ramp area. Hmmmm. I skip the usual fast vultures in favor of cannon-cracking tanks. I start pumping tanks from 2 factorys, then vultures from a third. I float a CC to the top island, and start a comsat there, as well as at my main for reconisance purposes, and maybe DT's, and start spider mine research. I also begin 2 starports, in case hes going hard core carrier gosu.
Can something happen now?
I add on a control tower to each port, and make a dropship. I then scan near his peon line. All clear, he must have 30 probes on that line. To bad for the probes, there are no cannons to protect them. I load 4 vultures into a dropship. Yes, I am going for the famous vulture drop. I float to the edge of his main, and drop right in the middle of the line. I must have raped at least 15 probes before 3 zealots and 4 goons show up. Even though they have the numbers, mines own. I drop 2 mines in his peon line, shoot the zealots and run through the line. The zealots trigger the mines, as well as another 5 probe deaths. Hooray for me!
Lets play break the shell of the turtle and eat the meat it in!
I have an evil, evil plan. NUKES. I send a vulture out to mine the other main base exps, and start a science facility. I am now pumping tanks, vultures, and wraiths. After a few minutes of doing this, I notice a nexus, nearly completed, at the 6 o'clock start. Oh no, we can't have this, and we won't have this. I load up 2 tanks into the same heroic dropship, and send 4 wraiths to beat on it. I drop the tanks and rip through the now completed nexus. Hooray! I float a CC there, and start a nuke add on. HOORAY!
Nuclear War
I start pumping ghosts with the sight and cloak upgrades, and upgrade infantry to +1 armor. I send a vulture to suicide to see if he can find anything. I notice 3 cannons and a pylon near the 3 o'clock natural. Bah, he can have it for now, mass zealots don't worry me, I can pump bats if I want. Let us review the situation, shall we?
MedicDrop: 2 expansions, 3rd one starting, 1 mined out main, and all the right components to break through any race turtle.
Demize: 1 mineral expansion, cannons.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
That 3rd exp I mentioned is starting at my natural, and I quickly ad a nuke silo onto it. My nuke down at 6 has finished...time to pay a visit to my shy little friend. By now, I also have 4 science vessels floating about, with emp. I send 1 and the ghost in the same dropship, that nice, brave, heroic dropship, near his ramp. I drop the ghost cloaked in a little area below his ramp, and target a cannon clump and a few goon/zealots. Nuclear launch detected. He run his zealots to my science vessel, but discovered that zealots only attack land only. 3 goons scramble up to it, and It flys away, leaving the ghost to drop the nuke and take out 7 cannons and 3 zealot.
More fun with radiation!
Now comes his attack for this game, the 3 goons follow my vessel, and boy to they look pissed. They mambo line dance into my ramp, where 5 tanks and 3 marines jam their gauss ammo and Arclite shells into the goons large, blue pieholes. Yay. That was...interseting. I get the drop idea in my head again, and scan his main nexus. I must have tipped him off from last time, because I find several cannons laying in wait. Darn. So, I load up a ghost into that same dropship, and drop it on the 3 main area. I move him to the edge, and target the nexus, and suicide emp. Nuclear Launch Detected. Ka blam. You know the rest. Now, I rally my 12 tanks, 10 vultures, 12 wraiths, and scattered infantry to the middle of the map, and this little discussion starts.
MedicDrop: Ow, that musta hurt
Demize: Thats not very good sportsmanship
MedicDrop: ???
Demize: You are better than me, jerk
MedicDrop: Well ya, but you seem new
Demize: Is the only reason you play to beat and make fun of people?
MedicDrop: Sometimes =)
Demize has left the game.
I guess the ferocity of my French tanuting caught him completley off gaurd.
Lessons that I might have possibly learnt
1. Nukes own
2. Heavy Metal Ownz
3. Kadizard ownz
4. Protoss can turtle too
5. Never be to dependant on cannons | | Battle Shots! | 
The results of my drop...CANNONS!
Here comes China...
The hammer has been dropped
More fun with radiation, from that nice 3 o'clock cliff
The tail end of him calling me unsportsmanlike and leaving...SC/BW is a sport?
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