"i was goin around with my XS pass to get into the event, 'im a professional gamer baby, u know you want some of this'"
- Crexis
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| Pubbies are good | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 12/03/99 08:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 4, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for T_Mac: 5.3636 |   | Well, I had just finished a pubbie game on good ole vanilla lost temple, where the guy had built around 5 probes, and then an assimilator(?!?!?!) before I put him out of his misery. I created another pubbie game, and lo and behold, I GOT THREE PEOPLE TO JOIN! Usually, I sit there for 5 minutes, scratching myself, and wondering if f4, or /refresh, or those wierd things work, and doing them anyways.
But this game was different! Kicking one guy with lag as red as lewis' ass after ronin got through with him, I began a 2on1 !
Are you ready for BLOOD?
All 3 of us randomed, I drew zerg, and they drew zerg and toss respectively. I was at the 12 spot, and sent my overlord to the east, where I found another zerg, building a spawning pool. Instead of going hatch before pool, I started building my pool when his was around 200, because I knew that the travel time from his base to mine would let me catch up in case I was rushed. I saw him send 4 lings to my base, and so I hatched a sunken, and 4 lings as well(the sunken was in case his partner sent something too).
Unfortunately, his lings never arrived. He started LAGGING OUT! Forty Five LONG seconds later, he was dropped, so I dropped defensive posture, and went to began a hatchery below my ramp. This is when I found something that was strange and somehow gay too. It seems that an early zergling rush WASN'T gay enough for them. They also needed to try to OFFENSIVE CANNON! It seems that this gay manoeuver was too complex for them to do as well though, because not only did his allys zergling "support" became mindless zombies, BUT, he had trapped his probe behind his pylon, and was unable to even start cannons! There was only one way I could answer this.
ROFLMAO!!!
The rest of the game was pretty crappy. He put up like 20 cannons all game, and I was forced to get dark swarm to finish him. Just enjoy this pic, and remember,
THE OFFENSIVE CANNON IS OUT THERE! TAKE PRECAUTIONS!
P.s.- Yes, the bold is the only html I know :P |
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