Anyways, I was sitting in a room with my friends and everyone was making fun of each other. Well after an arse whooping in Brood War, I needed to boost my crushed spirit so I chalenged my friend IxbeavisxI who was playing as TerranUpMyButt, to a game of War2bne. He accepted so, I made the room and he joined blah blah.

Well, i think the first sentence sums up the game =P.

Since it was High Resources I sent my first peon to build a rax when he finished a farm, 2nd peon to build a rax, 3rd peon to build a smith, 4th peon to build a farm.

After they all finished I sent them to mine and trained 2 grunts and a peon. When the peon was done I sent him to build a tower. Then upgraded it to cannon and when the grunts finished I sent them to scout. I found my opponent at 5:00 as seen in the picture below

Not too long after, I sent in 6 grunts to stir up some trouble...He had a few himself and the first battle begins, as shown below: (Note, 6 level 2 grunts own 4 level 1 grunts, hehe)

After taking care of his 4 grunts I headed out to rape any peons he had, which wasn't many(a grave mistake). After owning his peons I went after his hall as seen below:

So, what began as one grunt, turned into many grunts which smacked me up and made me bake him a pie...As seen below:

While this was going on, I was making made peons(more gold the better) and grunts back at home and then sent the grunts in and attacked without a problem:

After taking down 1 rax he sent his troops over to "try" to stop me as seen below:

I only lost 2 grunts when my level 3 upgrade kicked in, right in the middle of the battle! YaY! =P (Note: 6 level 3 grunts own 5 level 2 grunts) Anyways, you can prolly guess whats gunna happen next...

If you guessed that I would laugh like a phsyco after slaughtering his last peons, you guessed right! So heres the scores:

Damn him for killing 8 grunts! Grrrrr.....I'll get him back in the 2nd game! By the way, if your wondering what my friends are like, heres a pic of the chat after the game:

Damn retards, I need some new friends! =P So, after maybe 5 mins of grunt slaughtering mayhem and my friends message spamming me with retarded stuff, the game was over and all was well, for me! MUAHAHHAHA...sorry....stay tuned for the 2nd match of the best 2 out of 3 I had with my friend! Should be out tomorrow!