The Game of Disconnectors!  (Korean Style)

Welcome everyone!  Today I bring you a BR that
makes more sense.. (you know u liked my SCV rush BR) 

*warning!*   In
this BR, I warn you that there are series of screenshots of players lagging and
disconnecting.. this is known to be very harmful to our fellow SC players. 
Proceed with caution

As usual, I was lifelessly hanging around @
Nohunters..  after getting owned couple of times (Damn I f..n suck..) I
decided to do a BR.. and gathered some peeps.

The battle ground was RIVALRY.. I busted out with my Beauty & the Beast
observer map.

2v2 TvB was designated:

The Chinky ass Korean Team dmb!! settled @
top left (TOSS) and 2Gosu4U landed @ top right (TERRAN) 
The Gringo Americanoz RocketKnight @
bottom left (TERRAN)and MusTikka
@ bottom
right (ZERGIE)

CHAPTER 1: MusTikka: I like to make
two hatcheries w/o pool 


yea yea, being Korean they are, dmb!! and 2Gosu4U did
their gay standard orders:

dmb!!: pylon, gate, gate, pylon  2Gosu4U:
barrack, depo, barrack, depo, gas

Those two pale white salami trash did some different building order..

RocketKnight: barrack, depo, barrack, depo
(actually its not so different but shutup) Now MusTikka
thinks hes cool and all.. he hatches an.. um.. hatchery right next to his
primary hatchery then hatchies um.. Another hatchery jus right outside of his
ramp also the expansion 

Now 2Gosu4U's SCV sees these two hatching.. hatcheries.. and tells his ally
to double team on MusTikka (how korean)  7 rines and 3 zealots are gathered
quickly right before the bridge choke then attacked.. MusTikka's 6 lings and a
sunken were freshly born right at the attack. Because of the gay 400hp sunken 3
zealots decided to pass the ramp and hit the naked primary hatchery.. 3 zealots
failed to eliminate the MusTikka's drones before gettn
owned by RocketKnight's rines and further productions of the lings.

CHAPTER 2: NO DIS K?

Yea, actually that teamed rush was ok.. dmb!!'s 3 zealots
some damage to drones but you know 2Gosu4U's rines did jack.. they got raped by lings and
sunken.

Him feeling stupid and inferior.. he decides to do
this: check the picture out  before that, be cautious to the
*warning*
previously given

Now MusTikka gathers up around 12 lings to
scout/initially attack dmb!!'s base!  Fortunately, those lings were
discovered by dmb!!'s lone scouting zealot.  dmb!!
being surprised.. he decided to do this as
well:                         

 check the picture out  before that, be cautious to the
*warning*
previously given

CHAPTER 3: GUESS WHO'LL DISC NOW!?

Yea Yea.. they kept fighting on and on..
did this and that.. lag some more.. and such..

you know im gettn tired.. u expect me to
describe the whole battle?? sheesh gimme a break

i think some made some hallucinated
ultralisks and some made some lots of devourers and found out that nobody made
air units..   jk jk..   

During the heat of the battle.. something
very unexpected happened!! this was very surprising and shocked everyone in the
game!!!!   the pic will tell many words:  before that, be cautious to the
*warning*
previously given

I'm sorry..   my friend
called..   and i got DISC..     HUK HUK T-T

So... um..   hm.. there u have
it..    this is the battlereport of the infamous Rivalry: Korean
vs American..    now gimme ur 10 rating NOW!

LESSONS LEARNED:

1.  I gotta get a f..n.. cable

2.  Get it fast

3. Dunt BR people til I get it..

COMMENTS:

1. This was my FIRST Battlereport.. 
this was HARD making..  also it was fun guys..  lettn u know.. I dunno
JACK about web-designing or anything..  I jus put up bunch up BS together
to make this BR..  using Frontpage 2000 and Adobe Photoshop..  hope u
like had fun readint this too =)

2. yea yea.. all that racism and diss
and stuff are totally superficial for your entertainment blah blah.. 
they're all good players and i thank them for lettn me observe.. blah blah.. and
all the other talk that'd get me out of trouble..  =P

3. I'm Korean btw..   yes
really

4. Get the cable and get it fast..

this report was brought to
you by: (__|__)BUTTMAN

dang.. i gotta find a pic of
naked mooning butt...