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"Oh, yes. I'm 16 and a hermit living in the mountains of Tibet giving credence to the tales of Yeti."
-Mr.Merf


Cheating is good as long as they dun cheat BACK =[
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Author:Mr.failure
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Date: 01/04/00 06:01
Game Type: Starcraft
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Mr.failure - TeRRanS
VS.
CPU - Protoss
MAP = BGH

The Beginning
As luck would have it I had my base at top left, which to me is one of the best spots on the map: BGH. The spot CPU had was bottom right. I knew CPU would late rush me with zeals, so I knew I couldn't tech too fast without getting any forces. I did the standard 8th scv depot, 10th barrack, depot, refinery, rac. With plenty of scvs, around 20+, and about 8 marines, I knew I could micro the zeals with the help of scvs. I built a academy and a factory. Seconds later, a little red light blinks on minimap, and a sexy female voice spoke of the dreaded words that i didnt want to hear......"Your forces are underattack". I notice it was 8 rines vs 12 zeals, I thought to myself, "THIS IS OVER =(". I quickly brought most of my scvs to the fight, with the damn zeals killing all rines and most scvs, I kept pumping more out. After minuites, one by one zeals died to my mirco and soon enough I was back to where I mentioned about me building an academy and factory.
The comeback...but by who?

After the fierce comeback, I pumped out about 8 rines and 2 meds, hoping this can take the next rush. In my perverted mind I wanted to go mass nukes because i was bored, but then I remembered, the whole reason for this was for me to practise my terran strategies. I took a marine and had him scout clockwise, finally he reaches the enemy's base. I noticed 3 gateways and some cannons, with a cyber in the process, but poor little rine died to cannons =(. Back at my command center, I had 4 rax and 4 factory, 2 ports, and a facility with covert ops. I wanted to go m&m's with ghost vessels and tanks for the ultimate kill. Just as I was beginning to feel very good, i notice a blurry object moving about. I started to cuss i chinese (ching chow wha). I didnt expect a damn dark templar, so i quickly got a comsat (yes i know wtf have i been doing the last past 20 min). After running around stalling the blurry crap, my comsat was done, i scanned the spot and killed the DT. After a few seconds, CPU came after me with 10 zeals and 10 goons, and i saw some blurriness, only knowing more than one DT on my a**. i had not many forces to kill the intruders, but suddenly the words "Power Overwhelming" came across my screen, all my scvs put on their super armors and attacked the goons and zeals like nothing. The CPu for some reason got weaker also, he/she couldnt even hurt any of my things. I began to mock the stupid CPU, i sent my 30+ scvs to attack the CPU's base. My scvs crushed all of CPU's forces, my scvs were attacking the only thing left, which was the nexus. With the victory now, I knew i was more than enough to beat Chang 1v1. Just as I was about to type GG, CPU typed " Fuck you, lil cheater." and the message "GAME OVER MAN" came across my screen. I received the Failed to achieve victory box, and I was astonished by what just happened.
The lesson learned
1. Never fu*k with the CPU
2. CPU can cheat better
3. Playing CPU will only mean a loss for you

Hope you enjoy my first BR.....plz reply with comments or jealouy remarks =). Merry New Years

By Mr.failure






















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