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| Team Smurf vs The Big-Bad-Nasties | | | Author: | | | IP: | cx110054XXXX | | Date: | 02/18/00 05:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 7, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for ~Talon~: 7.5926 |   |
Hello.
A long time ago, in the dark recesses of my closet, lived the Smurfs. These smurfs were happy people, living their happy life, in their happy town, in their happy world. But one day, some really big, bad, and MEAN people came to smurf-ville and started hurting the happy Smurfs. They squashed thier happy people, terrorized their happy children, and ate their happy mushrooms. These big, bad, and MEAN people were Kid-x17 and Proloss-x17! But even so, the happy little smurfs wouldn't let their mushroom houses be smashed without a fight! Two valiant smurfs took to the battlefield, and their names were ~image~-smurf and PotentLegs-smurf. The two forces collided at the grounds of the Smurf Temple! The most sacred place in all Smurf Land! And now, I happily bring you, with much happiness, the not-so-happy Tale of...
Upon taking to the field, the Smurfs quickly set up their defense plan. ImageSmurf would build up an army of Smurf Infantry from his 3 Smurf Barracks and try to run over the big nasties that way. PotentLegsSmurf would try his luck with 2 Smurf Gateways making Zealots while getting his Smurf Tech to Robotic Smurfs. Big-Bad-Kid made a similar build as ImageSmurf, making 3 Big-Bad-Barracks to produce Big-Bad-Infantry. His ally in this war was Big-Bad-Proloss who made a Big-Bad-Overlord then made a Big-Bad-Hatchery at his mineral only expansion.
Big-Bad-x17 makes the first attack. They send their Big-Bad-Forces of Zerglings and Medirines to the center of the Smurf Temple. The Smurfs also send their forces, and smartly, engage the Big-Bad-But-Not-So-Smart x17's from two sides, and eliminate the force. The Heroic Smurfs now try to invade Big-Bad-Proloss' expansion, but are repulsed by a Big-Bad-Sunken and supporting Zerglings. During this battle, the Smurfs jumped up their Smurf tech tree. PotentLegsSmurf got both Smurf Robotic techs and ImageSmurf built a Smurf Academy with Smurf Refinery. Big-Bad-Kid also teched to his Big-Bad-Academy, while his partner, Big-Bad-Proloss, got his Gas and Lair.
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The smurfs and big-bad armies clashed once again in the center of the map. Another smurf squad of Zealots and Medirines along with an odd Smurf Firebat were sent to the Temple. Big-Bad-Kid sent in his force or Medirines along with Big-Bad-Proloss' army of Zerglings. But Team Smurf was able to hold their ground. The Zerglings were toasted by the Smurf Bats and Zealots while the Medirine army of Big-Bad-Kid was squashed although the inflicted heavy casualties among the smurfs. Big-Bad-Kid sent in his second wave, quickly forcing back the tattered army of ImageSmurf. The high ground of ImageSmurf's Mushroom house main base allowed him to finish off the last of the Marines before losing any tech of Smurf Peons. In search of more resources to power the mighty Smurf war machine, PotentLegsSmurf puts up a mushroom house at his natural. Big-Bad-Proloss has been powering to Mutalisks and now charges PotentLegs Smurf main with them. They are forced to retreat by cannons and Dragoons but score several kills at ImageSmurf's main with them. This offensiveness on the part of Team x17 would soon fade, however.
The almighty Team Smurf gathers a lagre force of Zealots and Medirines to attempt to take down Big-Bad-Proloss'. And attempt they do! The Smurfs blast away the lighty defended expansion, and after their victory, also attack Big-Bad-Kid's natural. Since Big-Bad-Kid, just put a large garrison at his partner's ramp, and despite having two tanks on his ridge, Big-Bad-Kid, lost his natural.
The forces of ImageSmurf stimmed up and charged the main of Big-Bad-Kid and along with the support of Dragoons toasted everything there, except for the escaping flying buildings. Big-Bad-Proloss reexpands, this time to his natural with gas. Things were looking up for Team Smurf, untill Big-Bad-Proloss made his move! A whole control group of Mutalisks stormed PotentLegsSmurf natural and quickly razed the two cannons defending it, then popped Probes like no tomorrow. They continue to his main and smash 1 Cannon then about 6 idle Probes. These Mutalisks rampage through ImageSmurf's main also, destroying many SCVs before they can be sent to mine at the natural with a new CC recently floated over. Both Smurfs take their mineral naturals to replace the loss of income.
Big-Bad-Kid, who isn't so big and bad anymore, floats his CC to the top left island and now Turbo Newbies PotentLegsSmurf's Natural. With his gosu Build-both-barracks-and-factory-and-add-on-on-top-of-his-cliff-then-make-a-tank strategy. But this is dealt with by a few Dark Templar which were quickly dropped on the ridge. The Smurfs now have Big-Bad-Proloss effectively contained with their armies and build up their expansions with miners. But Big-Bad-Proloss hasn't lost his Big-Badness and again, nostrilly rapes the SCVs mining at ImageSmurf's expansion. The happy Smurfs won't stand for this and march into Big-Bad-Proloss' natural. Several guarding... Guardians are destroyed and Big-Bad-Proloss is run through. Although Big-Bad-Kid still holds his island, the war is over. The Smurfs have won the day!
Goodbye
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