| The Revenge Of Kindalikeurface | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-wXXXX | | Date: | 02/20/00 08:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Kindalikeurface: 4.0000 |  | The Revenge of Kindalikeurface
It’s a Sunday Night just got back from and 8 out shift at Walgreens. I down some of my mom’s homecooking. HMMMM muy bien. Anyways, I decide to join a 2v2 at temple. I am zerg and do an 8 pool rush then tech to mutas anyways to make a long story short I get attacked both guys and repel it 4 or 5 times with some lurkers. Then I end up dieing thanx to my great parter. So I am out of the game big deal. Then one of the guys desides to whisper me and start saying I suck. I was like “hell no!” I gotta fucking represent ya know what I am saying. So I was like fine I will 1v1 your ass SPACETAPEWORM(remember this name this guy is extremely gay).
So I go to the channel BEENOK and There is SPACETAPEWORM and CAMALCUMSTAIN sitting there amusing themselves by saying how much I suck. SO he say’s that he wants to play a game at pgl temple with his friend watching. I didn’t like that idea because he could tell him where I was. So I said make normal temple and they did. So I get into the game and all I here is how much this guy thinks I suck. Well I pick toss and he randoms. I start out with a pylon on 8 and scout with my probe. I find the guy and he has 2 gateways and 2 pylons. At this point I have and assimilator 2 pylons a gateway 2 zealots and a gateway warping. He has no gas I am in good shape. So I build up my first attack party of 3 zealots 4 goons and 2 dts and head for his base. When I get there I meet up with 8 zealots and 3 dts I can’t see I get him down to 1 zealot and 3 dts. This whole time I made 6 goons a cannon at choke and 3 dts coming in. He attacks me with 1 gets smoked. The other 2 run for there lives I have an observer coming in 8 goons 3dts and 3 zealots. When observer comes I hit him. The observer comes and I go. I see him moving drop ships for my town right when I attack. He loses his 3 dts and his observer. He unloads 4 more and they get taken out by my attack force. At this time I talk as much shit as I possibly could before he left. Well guys this is my first battle report I know it sux. Go easy on me. I just had to tell someone about the 2 pricks:
Camalcumstain & Spacetapeworm
Well here are my lessons learned and my battle shots.
Lessons learned:
- revenge is so sweet
- teching is very good (not really a lesson but……
this is to mark4: dude you fucking kick ass, I learned everything I know with toss from you. I even got the privalage of talking to you one time. Thank you
ps: keep kicking ass!
Well this is a bad shot but it shows me talking shit so………
Thanx for reading KINDALIKEURFACE (+)_(+)
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