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| Chobo'z WAR | | | Author: | | | IP: | 98A75988XXXX | | Date: | 03/05/00 05:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
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ChObO'S WaR By a cookie
f It all started on a relaxing Sunday morning. As usual birds chirped, cars honked, and people talked. This will all be blasted away by two young street punks thrashing out at each other. They were Boikind and Rock~jink, which we will call Boi and Jin for short. Boi complains how his 12 zeal rush is unstoppable, while Jin replies with a deadly word....M&Ms....well ok letters =P. After arguing for a block or two, they finally agreed to test out whose gosu strat will prevail, a zeal rush, or M&Ms. Boi declares to meet at Net Central to battle it out, Jin agrees.
Later that day at Net Central, both punks meets up at NC. Fortunately a gosu Battle Reporter was there, yes thats right Drefsab was there. He was testing out new/funny things to BR. On the other side of the room, both Boi and Jin see their good
friend/rolemodel....Yantin. They ask if he could be an official for this historical game. Yantin without a doubt in his mind replied " Waste 3 dollars watching you 2 chobos going at it?!?!?...whatevas fine". All three signs up and starts up BW. Yantin made the game room, he picked LT, there were much dispute about the map, but due to Yantin's superior knowledge of the game, they backed down and agreed on LT and not on a ICE HUNTERS Vž¬š³ê. Note: this is wordpad...so understand the picture placements. =P
  
c (my white font dun work =[ dang) Boi backing up his unstoppable zeal rush warped into 12oclock, he quickly mircoed all 4 probes to separate patches. While Jin landed onto 6oclock, he also manuvered his scvs to seperate patches. Both of them does an extraordinary BO. They both make their supply buildings at 4peons!!
 Boi then goes 8 gate, 10 pylon, 11 pylon, 12 gate. Pretty normal.  <----1st gate
 Jin goes 8 rax, 10 depot, 12 gas, 13 rax, 14 depot  <----rax
Well two very BAD players with their own little GODLY BOs.
While Boi pumps nonstop zeals, Jin pumps nonstop marines himself.
Jin gets bored so he shots me!!! EVIL --> Well i hope Jin dies for this X[. I understand when you attack, you kinda lose track of things happening back at your base, but Jin, gimme a break!! ---> NO GAS? is that for show and tell?
Boi has a large army of zeals, around 12-16. With three gateways pumping them out, and still no gas. Jin on the otherhand, has 3 rax training his M&?...he has an academy, and he finally gets gas, but wheres the medics? Maybe when Jin proclaimed M&M, he meant marines&marines?  Boi begins his assault on thy CritterRaper...JIN!! Well as you can see Boi ain't 
good at controlling his troops too well =[. Well if you think thats bad look at this. ----> At least Jin will be trouble.........rite? =?
Well if you didnt know better, Jin is leaving his base to attack as well. 2 speedy zeals races towards Jin's main to meet their doom. 
As both groups meet the marines pops the first shots on the incoming (non microed) zeals. This is definitely a huge loss by Boi. Jin still has 5 marines left as they finish off the last zeal. The 5 rines runs toward Boi's most likely unguarded base ( and it is )   And finally Boi gets out 3 zeals from his 3 gates. With a cyber now warped in, Boi begins pumping zeals and goons, knowing his zeals are outgunned alrdy. Jin has teched to factorieS yes S...he has made 3 fax. pumping marines and vultures..WTF ARE THE MEDICS!!!!!...After much quietness. With both sides not expanding but instead powering up in units. Boi decides to attack again with his goon zeal force consisting 10 goons and 7 zeals. Jin has a large army of vultures and rines. oh and some of the WORST spider placing ever...=] later we will find out why...
As Boi makes his way towards Jin's base in another single file ( boi dun learn ), he is met with the opposing force...
Boi as of now thinks he got the game won, then suddenly 5 BCS...juss kidding...20 marines with stim and mines flyings toward his goons and zeals. ( one scene i missed where a mine kill like 10 rines and 1 goon =[ ). Jin was able to control the ramp, and overcome the protoss forces.
  Jin sees his chance, and makes way towards his enemy's base. When reaching their destination, and only meeting a zeal for defense, they storm in and destroys everything in sight. F U's were passed and we found out a chobo's "M&M" owns a chobo's zeal rush. The final came out as this ------------------> As you can see, i came out on TOP, then Jin.
Lessions learned
1. Never ever Br these chobos EVER again
2. Mirco must be learned, and mastered
3. Single file may look cool, but........ eh...DO IT
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