"Why don't you sit on your hand a while so the blood stops, then you can jack off and it will feel like it's someone else's hand?"
-Breeze
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| Fast Lurkers? Meet Mr. Burns... (part 5) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/02/99 12:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Heartcutter: 7.5238 |  | And the marines died at the 9:00 start. And all the medics died... Except for Annie. Annie ran. Annie ran as fast and as far as her legs would take her. She ran straight into...
Bo and Luke, and their somewhat feminine friend, Mr. Burns. Yes, good old General Heartcutter had the foresight to send reinforcements to the 9:00 plateau, just in time to save little Annie. Annie cried, and sobbed... and struggled out a couple of words...
"Just......just...kill the bastards. Kill all of them. Dead......dead...dead bastards."
And Bo, Luke and the feminine Mr. Burns championed Annie's cause.
With a cry of 'Smithers. Who is that man?' Mr. Burns proceeded to give the 3rd degree 'Springfield Tickler' (ie: Hard Radiation) to each of the subterranian killers. Mr. Burns doesn't take any crap from anyone who can't fight back. And lurkers versus science vessels are no exception.
Anyway, back to the story. With the help of 6 sci-vessels and 10 3/3 reinforcement marines (with Annie's help), this game was effectively over. After cleaning up the 9:00, his 12:00 natural was next on the menu. That quickly fell as well to a combination of M&M and Irradiate.
The zerg was done for. The only thing that stood between me and victory was climbing the ramp. I tried to climb it, but he convinced me otherwise. So, Mr. Burns whipped out the 'Springfield Tickler' yet again, and persuaded the hydras to let the marines through.
My opponent also expanded to the bottom right, after I razed his main, but Mr. Burns, arrived and tickled the defending hydras. That cleared the way for a marine drop and subsequent gg by my opponent.
Lessons learned
*The lurker drop is coming. Be prepared.
*The guardians are coming. Be prepared.
*Science is the finger of wrath. You don't need BC's when you've got Mr. Burns on your side.
*3/3 marines in da house rock zerg. It works out that even if the marines and hydras are 3/3, the marine gains a small advantage due to the hydra firing explosive shots.
*Kill the bastards. Even the 1350 ranked ones.
-Heartcutter
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Oh, Mr. Lurker... I own you.
Irradiating off of the cliff. Using terrain to my advantage
Okaay. Time for plan B. By the way, didn't anyone tell you that this game is over?
Mr. Burns whips out the 'Tickler'
Annie, Jeb and Zed (Bo and Luke were killed on the ramp) reach closure with the past, by killing the bastards.
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