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| How to get a 10 | | | Author: | | | IP: | port-1-7XXXX | | Date: | 04/02/00 01:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Twip: 5.2857 |   |
I see it all the time, it's the same thing..people are rarely happy with any report you see here, lol. You'll get bitched at for not color-coding names, going over every single detail, etc. So I'm going to just outline what you need to do to get a 10 so everyone will be happy :P (and to help relieve my boredom).
- Don't do the report on mucho money maps/Temple.
- Make sure you have a cool title pic.
- Make sure you have alt text on ALL your images.
- Make sure ALL your game-scene images are flashy collages of other images (including a mini-map pic) that all show something getting killed that have neato fadey borders and have color combinations that are "pleasing to the eye." :P
- Write a paragragh or four at the beginning just talking about joining the game, the players' histories, or anything that happened before the game that is completely irrelevent to the game.
- Show a picture of the map and show where all the players started, giving their names and their colors.
- Player names must be color-coded and team-labeled (e.g.
HilbsTheFag[T2]) throughout the entire report.
Show screenshots of the players talking trash and/or discussing their plans at the beginning of the game.
Explain everyone's starting build order thoroughly.
Make sure you quote the players exactly or they will bitch. :P
Overuse the word "gay."
Make sure it's just the right font.
Make sure you use paragraphs for the entire report, not too long, not too short.
The game must be close.
Don't be too serious.
Don't be too humorous.
Don't put speech-bubbles in your pics.
Always hold hands and look both ways when you cross the street.
Oh yeah..don't forget the italic exclamations!! :D
BTW don't take this seriously people, I'm not dissing anyone in particular, and this is actually halfway truth when you're writing reports. Text-only reports just don't cut it any more, you automatically get -4 points just for not having pictures and colored text..lol.
Note: This was gonna be at least 2-3 times as long but I started it at like 1pm and read a buncha BR's and sites and now it is 4pm and I've lost all my ideas..but I still don't know any better than to still post it, so here it is. *waits for someone to delete it*
Don't rate this.
— Twip
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