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| How to smack down 8 newbies in TFC | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 04/16/00 06:04 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Mellinium_Ben21: 4.8182 |  | Game:Team Fortress Class,a very popular MOD for Half-Life/Opposing Force.
Players:Me and Hypno on team Blue,8 Newbies all named (#)Player on Red.
Classes:Hypno went sniper,I went spy.The newbies all went heavy weapons guys.
Class Discriptions for those of you who are retarded or never played TFC:
Sniper:Long range killer,armed with a regular sniper rifle,a machine gun sniper rifle,a crowbar and a nailgun.Weak at close range it`s the most feared long range killer in TFC.
Spy:Short range/ambush/melee fighter capable of disguising himself.Armed with a knife(my favorite close range weapon),a silenced tranquilizer pistol,a double barreled shotgun and a nailgun.Medium speed and armor plus the ability to disguise himself as the enemy and play dead make him the most deadly of the close range fighters.
Heavy Weapons Guy:The prefered class for newbies,practically a walking tank from 300 armor and 100 hp.Can lay down a blistering cover fire with it`s assault cannon and destroy enemy emplacements with the MIRV grenade.Armed with the Assault Cannon,a 1 barreled shotgun and a doubled and a crowbar.
Map:Turkeyburgers,a map that makes you feel like an insect and has oval office carpet,hollowed walls,office furniture and a massive computer that is perfect for concealing snipers.
Let the games begin!
After spawning in the middle floor of hollow wall 1 Hypno went straight for the book shelf on the opposite end of the room by using a painting as a bridge.I disguised as a red HWguy and went looking for them,they all gathered under the couch and I told them how to team chat and chat.I hung back in the shadows watching them move out systematicly in a group.I knew they must have been FPS teamplay veterans or watched lots of commando movies from the way they rounded corners.I waited till one of them made a bad move then dropped a pair of regular grenades and a dazer.When they all ran for cover under each others bullets I made my move,jumping off the ledge I had been watching them from I landed behind (1)Player and slaughtered him with a backstab.I then ran like hell,jumping over (5)Player and dodging fire and led them into the open where Hypno scored 2 kills before they ran for cover.
The three who died met back up under the couch and decided Hypno was their main target,following on this they found an entrance behind bookshelf 1 and headed up the ladder/pipe and out of a hole onto the top of shelf 1.Hypno was busy with sniping (3)Player as they got onto the picture.I was running for my life from (7) and (2)Player as they got into shooting position.Hypno`s corpse came flying off the shelf in front of me as I lept for a warp sphere.My pursuers finally gave up in favor of regrouping as Hypno respawned.Hypno decided to rain some hot lead down on their meeting under the table near the couch.(8)Player got dropped by a single bullet to the left ear and Hypno started running from ballistic fire,the newbies saturated most of the arena with bullets trying in vain to hit Hypno.I disguised as (8) and got back into the fold by engaging in extremely close range combat,dropping both (2) and (6) with my knife before converting to my shotgun and blasting (3)`s balls off.I escaped retribution once more via a warp sphere....or so I thought,at the other end was a pissed off (2).After smacking me in the face with a shotgun blast he whipped out the AC and tried dropping me like a bad habit.Hypno saved my ass and sniped him down from shelf 2.
Sadly he had taken his toll on me and I had about 15 hp,0 armor left.The only "resupply" spot was all the way across the screen so I decided to take the easy way out.
Shotgun_Jack~Inside:hey assfucks
Shotgun_Jack~Inside:here i cooooome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With those words I commited suicide and lept from the cover of my shelf.The newbies saw me make the leap and riddled me with lead,only 2 bullets were needed but they wasted at least 50 on my corpse.Once I respawned I picked up a sheild battery and went out there again and took them all out with my knife.Covered in my own blood and staggering with 2hp left I said these words and killed myself:
Shotgun_Jack~Inside:dont fuck with a suicidal spy holding a butter knife
After respawning,the newbies and Hypno started a seige on one another that ended when Hypno finally ran out of ammo and was consumed by shotgun fire.I rushed and slaughtered 2 of them before escaping under a hail of bullets.
The round ended after 15 more minutes of violent guerrilla warfare.
Winners:Me and Hypno with 90 kills over the newbies` 23.
As always,comments are appriciated be they good,bad or just stupid non-sense.
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