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| Dude, some gay crappy crap that is written when the author is freaking bored | | | Author: | | | IP: | cerebus.XXXX | | Date: | 04/17/00 05:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
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Hell.
i'm EXTRELY bored....
so, i'm going to write a crappy BR which EVERYONE will give me a 2 for..hehe
anyways, here goes...
i was bored yesterday, as i always am.
so, when some dude asked me to 2v2, i said "SUAH!"
they were two random players i forgot the name of, and my partner was S!ave
we all randomed on the gayest map of the planet, LT..
I got toss @ 3 o'clock,
s!ave got toss @6 o'clock,
enemy1, (but since people like names,)HUK!1 as terran @9 o'clock,
and HUK!2 as terran @12 o'clock....
i'm too lazy to color code names and all...so shuddap....
anyways, this is what happened..
diogenes dog is an expand freak, and this was our second game. in the first game,
he expanded EVERYWHERE, while i did all the killing.
so, the second game started as the double tvp unfolded before my freaking lazy
eyes.
I was gay. real gay. so what did i do? tech to zealots...
i built a gay pylon, then more gay probes, and a single gay gateway.
all the probes were gayly mining the gay mines, while i made another gay pylon,
and a gay gateway...
i kept pumping out like gays. more probes, more zealots, more pylons, all the while
getting fast gas and teching to DTs.
at this point, my partner says "dt's ain't gonna work"..
so i said "yer gay" and prompty sent two newtly made dt's to HUK!2's main...
oh well. he was right. i sent one to his natural which was not taken, and one to his
main. he did have a freaking turret and a bunker, so i couldn't do much.
so, doing what i do best, i expanded.
i then made three more gate ways, upgraded zealot leg, search strom, and started
to pump zealots and dragoons....
my partner, being a gay ass expander he is, went to shuttle, and took both island
eexpandions, and his natural, while getting a few fighting units...
when i had around a group of upgraded 1/0/0 zeoalots, two templars with strom,
and few goons, me and my partner decided to attack 9. why 9? cause it's closer to
me, so i would have more ch ance to live =]!
hehe, anyways, my force and his gay force of around 12 goons met in the middle of
the map...
by sheer coincident, freaking HUK!2 decided to attack too!!! he attacked with all his
force, numbering a huge 20 marines and many medics, and maybe 2 tanks. they
all died to two storms tho.....oh well.
as my team was killing off HUK!2, HUK!1 wanted to help his little gay friend....
so, he brings a few gay SVs, and some tanks and firebats... FIREBATS???
oh well... (i think i'm in love with "oh well", and "gay")
they again, was very easily defeated with my freaking storm, and the rest of my
freaking gay troops..
HUK!2, has died....
HUK!2 has left the game.
HAHHAHAHHAHA
one down, one to go..
back at home, all i was pumping was high templars and few zealots...
at my natural, i added two gateways, and asilialator...
seeing how his gay partner died, my gay partner was ecstatic with joy. therefore,
he expanded more...
i expanded to 9 o'clock's main, for he didn't even mine it out.. (we figured he was
kinda new...)
anyways, i stopped teching at templars, so i was with nothing like shuttles, or obs,
or corsairs...
then, i get two tanks, few marines, and ghosts...
EWWWWWWW
after two storms, they all die...except a lone ghost who was cloaked..
without obs, i couldn't detect...
therefore, i had to stop mining for a while....
lalalalla
{time passes like salt though t_mac's ass)
DING!! my partner have brought a obs!!! yeah!!!
the ghost die with one storm from my 20+ templar FLEET OF DOOM!!!
hehehe
anyways, i was bored, so i switched to goons, and zealots..
i kept upgradeing my units, so they were now at 3/1/0
my partner kept saying "fuck his main. just kill his exp. we MUST kill all exp"
=[
i said, "dude, let's fucking attack...don't be gay" or something gay like that..
anyways, i attacked with around 10 goons, 10 zealots, and 4 temps..
i encounter around 10 tanks, with FIREBATS!!! and few svs..
god damn tanks kill two of my temps, one get's EMP'ed, and only one succesfully
storms....
of course, tanks don't freaking die to one measely storm, so i sent in my gay
zealots...
guess what? they died to firebats..
so i sent in my goons..
guess what? they died to tanks...
hehhe
i was stupid and bored, so i made DTs...
when i had around 4, i attacked..
he didn't notice them until most of his firebats, medics and marines died...
he brought sv's, and dts were dead...
i now had two exp and a main, with 7 gateways,
my parter with around 5 exp and a main, with no real stuff,
and HUK!1 with his natual and main....
lalalalala
i'm bored..
so,
when we had a lot of stuff, we attacked...
i brought templars, goons, zealots, and few dt...
my partner brought his words and dignity... oh yeah, and a few goons..
blah blah, and we won..
but, s!ave turns out to be one of those "i want loses, although i could beat you"
guy....
I WON!!
hehehe
lessons learned???
1. if you want wins, play "iloseyouwin", and "s!ave"...free wins for you while you get
schooled....
2. HUK! team sucks...
3. getting an exp freak for a partner sucks.
4. storm owns..
5. i'm bored..
6. gay
7. gay
8. gay
9. OH YEAH, i forgot.... HUK!1 nuked my partner from that little space between 6
main and 9 main..
oh well, i guess it wasn't important at all...
10. If you gonna write a crappy BR, use some other name, so it don't f'up your lifetime raing.
byeya =]
p.s-see how bored i am??? thats what happens when you do NOTHING for a week,
when you have a freaking 15 page research paper due the next day....
HUK!!!
I HAVE A 15 PAGE RESEARCH PAPER DUE THE NEXT DAY!!
uh..
byeya
OMG, this shit is gay...
i did "preview report" and then "back" but all my shit was gone!!!
god, now the spacing is all f'ed up and stuff, for i had to copy-paste from the preview page...damnit!
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