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Kane- vs. ImGoingPeoNs, Game 2
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Author:Phoenix-S-
IP:r-177.99XXXX
Date: 06/07/00 03:06
Game Type: Starcraft
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Thanks to CynicalMagician for this gosu title pic ^_^


Hello and welcome to game 2 of the best-of-three series between ImGoingPeoNs and Kane-. As you may recall ImGoingPeoNs was the victor of the last game, so this game could or could not decide the series!

Map: The Lost TempleAs if you dont already know what it looks like...

Players:Kane-:White Zerg (random), 9 o'clock.

ImGoingPeoNs:Purple Protoss (random), 12 o'clock

The game begins with both players using normal buildups. Kane- goes for an early expansion after his spawning pool completes, and sends a small force of 6 zerglings to guard it. He soon creates an extractor and begins to harvast gas. PeoNs appears to be going for a balance of tech and units, going with a 2 gateway, 3 pylon, and an extractor, with a cybernetics core shortly after that.

Kane-'s first overlord begins to move around the map counter clockwise, while PeoNs' scouting probe proceeds around the map clockwise. Because of this each player finds the other on the last leg of the scouting trip.

At this point Kane- makes a discovery joyous discovery!

How he figured that out I'll never know =/

Kane- decides to attack PeoNs with his zerglings. They get to PeoNs' ramp only to be met by 3 zealots. The zerglings are quickly slaughtered. PeoNs is NOT happy about this.

BAD MANNER!!!


The sight of the 3 zealots must have scared Kane- because he immediately constructed a pair of sunken colonies at his natural.

PeoNs constructs a forge and another gateeway, as well as 5 more zealots, bringing his total to 8. He also warps a pylon in at the top of his ramp to support the sure to come photon cannons. Here is the minimap to help you keep track of the game so far:

Notice the giant green triangular UFO which is about to annihalate both players =/


Kane- morphs his hatchery into a lair and begins a spire in preperation for an areal assault.

PeoNs' highest tech building, however, is a citadel of adun. That soon changes though, when he warps in a templar archives. He also warps in photon cannons at strateigic locations

At this point Kane- expands once again, to the 6 o'clock mineral only natural. He later said chose this odd expansion spot so he could easily defend the natural and main of the 6 o'clock position while they were morphing (he later expands to both of these).

PeoNs finally expands to his natural, but Kane- also expands again, to his mineral only natural.

The number of bases are now Kane- 4, and PeoNs 2




















. Kane- obviously has a HUGE resource lead.

Kane- has morphed a queens nest and a hive, and now morphs a greater spire.

Just as Kane-

is bringing his newest expansion on-line, a probe waders in, followed by about 10 zealots and 3-4 dragoons. The expansion is totaled before any defensive forces can react.

Hm... Cant think of  a good caption so I'll tell a joke instead: Why did the blonde have square breasts?


Kane-, however, isn't just going to sit and watch his bases be totaled! He responds in kind by attacking PeoNs' main with 3 mutalisks.

Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box =)


PeoNs' attack force heads home and Kane-'s mutalisks are drivin off by dragoons. Both players beef up their defenses slightly.

Kane- was obviously scared by the attack, because while he is bringing his expansion at the 6 o'clock mineral only natural on-line, he fortifies it with 3 sunken colonies.

Here's


Kane- rebuilds the hatchery at his mineral only natural and brings it on-line. Here is an updated minimap.

The first one says, 'Every morning at 7:30 I wake up and go to pee, put it takes me an hour to get it all out!'


Kane- morphs another sunken colony at his 6 o'clock expansion and uses the sadly underused nydus canal to connect his main and expansion. He also begins morphing a hatchery at the 6 o'clock mineral and gas natural. At this point he flies 4 mutaliskst to the cliff overlooking PeoNs' only expansion and begins morphing them into guardians.

The second one says, 'Thats nothing! Every morning at 8:30 I wake up and have to take a dump, but it takes me an hour because I'm so constipated!'


While the guardians are morphing, Kane- expands again, this time to the 6 o'clock main, bringing his total of bases 6 six, compared to PeoNs' 2. But, PeoNs has amassed a very impressive attack force.

The third old man said, 'Well, every morning at 7:30 I piss like a ranch horse, and at 8:30, I shit like a goose, but my problem is I dont wake up untill 11:30!'


Here is yet another updated minimap.

Okay, here is another one, What is the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


Kane- constructs a defiler mound at this point.

PeoNs takes his attack force and swarms over Kane-'s mineral only natural expansion with ease. The protoss forcess crush all opposition. They then move on the natural and annihalate it with minimal casualties. The protoss forces seem unstoppable!

I was proud of myself when I made this pic ^^


In retaliation, Kane- unleashes the guardians on PeoNs' natural. They begin the zerg equivilent of a turbonewbie.

Turbo newbie, AWAY!

Kane- sends a medium sized force of mutalisks to deal with the assault, and another, larger force to attack PeoNs' main. The mutalisks cant deystroy the zealots fast enough and Kane-'s main is wiped out. The rest of the mutalisks go on to PeoNs' base and begin to deystroy things as quickly as they can, while PeoNs tries to deystroy all of Kane-'s bases before his buildings are deystroyed. It is a race to see who can deystroy the fastest. (on a side note the guardians were stormed to death while Kane-'s main was being deystroyed, and I missed it)

No 'toss air support =/


The race is on! Who can wipe out the other player the fastest? Drones and probes race across the map building hatcheries, extractors, and pylons everywhere they can while mutalisks and zealots race across the map deystroying them!

The race to kill!


This goes on for about 5 minutes before Kane-'s last building is deystroyed by an archon and a probe.

And its finally over! ImGoingPeoNs wins the 2nd, and last game of the series! GGs are exchanged.

Observers>>>Players


Interview



G0|)$M@(K> Okay guys
Kane-> ok
Kane-> just dont ask me my sexual preference :)
G0|)$M@(K: Lets begin the interview:
Kane-> thats fyi only
G0|)$M@(K> Kane: What is your sexual preference?
Kane-> err
Kane-> kneed to know
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Kane-> monkeys
Kane-> damn!
littlecharlie> hahahaha
Kane-> i let it out
Kane-> damn
Kane-> damn
ImGoingPeoNs> lool
Kane-> :(
G0|)$M@(K> Okay next question:
Kane-> roflmplao
Kane-> rollin on the floor laughing my prett little ass off
Kane-> pretty
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Kane-> not prety
G0|)$M@(K> Both: What were your thoughts about this entire series?
Kane-> im too chobo for words
Kane-> :(
Kane-> random rules!!
Kane-> toss blows
ImGoingPeoNs> toss owns all
Kane-> etc
Kane-> my thoughts are
Kane-> if id have actually played
Kane-> instead of letting my monkey play
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Zeno~> sheesh
Kane-> id have won that last one
G0|)$M@(K> Okay... What was with the two of you in each game expanding to mineral onlies before naturals at the mains?
G0|)$M@(K> I thought that was odd...
Kane-> i never did taht
ImGoingPeoNs> i hate damn ledgers
Kane-> but the last game was for defense
ImGoingPeoNs> ...
Kane-> peons was to avoid turbo newbie
Kane-> which he did
Kane-> :/
G0|)$M@(K> When you took the 6:00 mineral only natural before the othres is what I mean kane...
G0|)$M@(K> =
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Kane-> i wasted so much up there for nothing
Kane-> oh
Kane-> so i could have defense
Kane-> for the entire 6 pos
G0|)$M@(K> Okay...
Kane-> without having to work from main out
Kane-> i could workin out to main
Kane-> err
G0|)$M@(K> What thoughts were going through your head when you were hunting those damned pylons?
Kane-> in to main
Kane-> you know what i mean
Kane-> :)
Kane-> im like
Kane-> oh shit oh shit oh shit!!
Kane-> where is that bastard!!
Kane-> nooooo!
Kane-> not extractor 1!!!
Kane-> nooo hacker! not hatch!!!
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Kane-> bastard!!! not last extractor!!!
Kane-> ah fuck!!!
Kane-> im so dead!!
Kane-> why is my stuff blue?
Kane-> oh thats why
Kane-> :/
Zeno~> hahaha
Zeno~> well done
G0|)$M@(K> Thank you for the interview guys 8)
Kane-> structure by structure replay :)
ImGoingPeoNs> hahah
ImGoingPeoNs> hahah
ImGoingPeoNs> haha
Kane-> thats it?
ImGoingPeoNs> LMAO
G0|)$M@(K> Yep 8)
ImGoingPeoNs> no age
ImGoingPeoNs> or live
littlecharlie> lol
littlecharlie> nice interview
G0|)$M@(K> Oh yeah!
ImGoingPeoNs> or fav race?
littlecharlie> kakaka
Kane-> oh
G0|)$M@(K> Thanks for reminding me!
Kane-> one last thing
ImGoingPeoNs> haha
ImGoingPeoNs> ass
G0|)$M@(K> Name/Age/Sex/Sexual Preference/Location
Kane-> peons is a 8 year old china boy who smokes pot and listens to country on the radio while jerking off his sister
ImGoingPeoNs> lol
Kane-> kane/any/plz/you/wherever you want
Kane-> :)
G0|)$M@(K> lmao
G0|)$M@(K> Okay well thats it guys 8)
Kane-> quote me dammit!
G0|)$M@(K> I WILL
Kane-> how do you know im a guy?
ImGoingPeoNs> cyto/17/always/"you"/WA
Kane-> i could be a hermaphrodite
ImGoingPeoNs> you
Kane-> but im not
ImGoingPeoNs> haha
ImGoingPeoNs> haha
Kane-> :)
ImGoingPeoNs> LMAO
G0|)$M@(K> LoL
G0|)$M@(K> Shut up so I can copy paste this all down 8)
Kane-> im
Kane-> im
Kane-> im
Kane-> a transvestite!
Kane-> woo woo woo!
ImGoingPeoNs> eww
Kane-> jk
G0|)$M@(K> STFU!!!
G0|)$M@(K> 8)
Kane-> I wuv slings!!! I wuv peons!!!
Kane-> :)
ImGoingPeoNs> ^_^
Kane-> hey you want 400 comment?
Kane-> i can do that for you
Kane-> post like one word a post
Kane-> :)
Zeno~> later guys
Kane-> cya
Zeno~> thx for the games
ImGoingPeoNs> see ya
ImGoingPeoNs> np




























































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