"My attempt to kill 3 Protoss players with lings, hydras and lurks went down harder than a drunken 90-year old woman with a broken hip."
---Gemini--
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| My paintball filled B-Day Part 2 | | | Author: | | | IP: | nas2-023XXXX | | Date: | 08/08/00 08:08 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for WalkingWarzone: 5.3333 |  | Warning as before, no images! Bewarned. Also you might wanna read my first BR before you read this so you know what is going down.
So here we are, 2nd to last game of the day, just when the ref announces this next game will be elmination. We will be playing on the same field, except this time not east to west, but north to south and the east getting cut off. So now it is only sand-bag bunkers and the sniper tower. North being red and South being blue. So, we take the north while they take the south. And our dumb luck the tower is in the South.
So, the ref blows the whistle and all of our team rush into the farthest bunkers that we can get to without getting hit. Since I have been in the back most of the games I run as hard as I can so I can get up close to the enemy and score some kills. My team is almost all spread out in 4 different bunkers with me in the frontmost bunker and the rest of my team behind me. Now, my bunker is taking most of the fire so I am basically pinned down with nowhere to go, so I look back at my teammates which I can't see and watch them periodically pop up and fire some at the enemy. No kills so far.
Now, I shift my weight and discover my paint grenade I bought earlier and wonder if this could help me any. I pull it from my pocket and start to examine it(while all around me there are little skirmishes but no kills). I finally figure out how to work the damn thing and try to catch one of my friends eyes. I finally catch Chad and use my hand's to tell him that they should all open fire on the enemy and I'll pop up and chuck the grenade into one of the bunkers hopping to scatter some of the guys(being they are mostly clumped together in the same area). So Chad tells everyone and they all agree.
Well, this would've worked quite well if I could throw better than I could. So when Chad counts down, they all open fire on the enemies position, causing them all to take cover. I hop up and chuck the device and watch it fly over all the bunkers and land right behind the last one, which we thought had nobody in it. But it did. So the guy see's the grenade and I can almost hear him saying "Oh sh*t!", just when he jumps to the otherside of his bunker so his body is between us and the bunker with the grenade on the other side. He must've just have been thinking about the grenade cuz he didn't even realize that we could see him, untill 4 of us pelted him with some much paint, he would definately be sore tomorrow. Then the grenade goes off doing no damage(Or so I thought).
Okay, so the game keeps going nothing really exciting happens untill... There are only two people left on my team Sal and I, and one on theirs. So here Sal and I are, looking for this other guy who has disappeared off the face of the planet without a trace. So we're searching for him and finally decide he is under the tower. So on the count of three we jump in there, only to find......nothing. So we turn to look at each other and are like, "Where the heck is this guy". And unbeknownst to us a small object about 3 inches long and 1 1/2 inches in diameter drops from above the tower. So here we are looking at each other with dumb looks on our faces when the thing goes off. And boy, let me tell you, it went off!! It sent paint all over our clothes, making us "Dead". So now we are royally pissed and find out he was following us the entire time, dodging our glimpses. So we lose and they win. Suprise suprise!
Well, there's another report of my 15th birthday mishaps. Don't worry though, out of 7 or 8 games we played, we won about half of them. They just weren't as interesting.
Again, I had fun doing and making this report. So hope ya liked it! |
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