Futile Micro!

For those of you who haven't played this, it is eerily similar to Rivalry, just with more bridges and expansions. Oh yeah, and the natural expansions come with minerals and gas =). So, the game was started and before i knew it i had myself some m&m's. It was a matter of finding a target.

"Whats that? Cmere mr probe! hehehe!!! hey! dont scout my base! you bastard!"

As you can imagine, i was not about to let something so serious as scouting my base go unavenged. (on a side note, i nuked someones natural before because they killed my vulture. He had 21 probe kills, and i was gonna give him a medal... Those bastards) I took them over to mog, set blue fire to a few of the buildings, ripped down a few cannons before Mog's Macho Zeals came and ripped me down into sawdust. I tried again, this time with 2 firebats, and the same amount of m&m. Zeals killed, more fire, followed by the sawdust rhoutine. When i retreated backwards, I saw that Mog was expanding more, to the 12 oclock position with 4 photons to defend. I had a tank out, so i used my newbie skills:

Siege. spot. fire. lose spotter to photon canon. Unsiege. move. siege. fire. fire. fire. die horribly to zealots. bring more marines and medics. kill zealots. get new tank. Expand. Waste troops more.

Eventually eradicate came in with 2 lurkers. I set up a turret as he came in, and he burrowed and focused fire on the turret. I took 6 scvs that i had on mining my natural, 4 medics that hadn't died so far and 2 marines. I managed to kill one of them because they focused fire, but the other killed the turret and i was screwed. Soon zeals and dts were in my base.

They ran into trouble with my unmanned bunker, but not much. They were tearing buildings left and right. I lifted off my command centers, factory and 1 of my barracks. I used my (as Pimp said) "Scvs from hell" and killed off a good deal of damaged zealots. About 3. The dt must have had at least 34 kills by now. I made more marines. I have a medic and 2 scvs in the south now! yay! I bring them up. Aparently Mog assumes me for dead and allies and shares vision. He is totally wrong and suffers the wrath of my scvs. The remaining zealot and Darktemplar are taken out by my force, and i build again. I had my base at about half when white sent a "containment force" against me. In a series of boring battles i used my insuperior and stupidor force to somehow laugh the enemy to death or something, but eventually he creamed me. I lifted off my 2 survivng ccs and a factory. Those were all i had left. Mog had a fun time, drank, laughed, razed, etc...

MrPimp had been sharing me vision the hole time because he knew i was screwed. Mog hated me right now for not dying on game two. He said i was a newbie, and i was puzzled why he thought that it was a bad thing. Newbies rule! So soon i did the newbiest move of all: I plotted revenge.

40 grenades later and 20 dead probes later, everyone except mog (and {zxy}, who didn't see it) was laughing their ass off(Erad was eliminated to a spire and observed the rest) Then, 3 3/3 zealots were sent to take care of me. The mines poped up and it took all but one of them to stop them. More laughter. This time he send 2 zealots from a different bridge, and they took on the vultures. I lost all but one, which continued harming the nexus. Eventually(a few mins and every swear known to man coming from Mog's mouth later) a high templar was sent and 2 psi stormed finished it off, but the templar died as well. {Zxy} Eventually won the game, and Mog went into a fit and squelched me. I guess he has no sence of humor

I tried to long distance mine with one scv, but it was a waste. That was the high point of the game. Even though i lost, i felt so damn good. Mog, if ur reading this I'd like to say im sorry for my gay newbie probe rape, but hell, u said i was a newbie so i guess that makes it legal (not). I wont do it again =)