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2 vs 2 on Dire
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Author:AMD-SUX
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Date: 09/01/00 09:09
Game Type: Starcraft
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Report Rating: 3.0, # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
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my 2nd report
yes there will be tons of grammar and spelling errors, in fact i only wanted a 1 on this report, because i didn't take any screenshots and the game was really really really short.

Map:Dire
Bottle ... me!! toss at top right, build order 7 plyon 9 Gas 15 Gateway, plyon and Forge, 1st ground weapon upgard.

Sucky~Korean ... i will call him Sucky Record:4-100+++ losess. he said he is a newbie. he was landed on bottem right, terran.
Build order:7 depot, gas, Rax.

Me and Sucky vs.....

Chao ... he said he is a newbie, and i can't tell ya his build order. :-) i can't see his base.

SHIT ... this is his real name, his record 22-21-tons of dis. but let's take a long at his Ladder record 12-1-0 what the fuck?? expertz or hacker. we will see, actually i wroite this report because of him. ^^ u can stats him his rating is 12** something.

okay let's get started,
after putting my probes on the minerals, i got bored and i talk to my enermy, while i am keep building shit.

me:CHO KA
me:SHI BA
me:CHO KA SHI BA
my partner didn't said anything
SHIT:OMFG, my partner is a newbie
sucky:i am a newbie too
me:CHO KA SHI BA KEKEKEKEKEK
SHIT:ya you korean use hack.
No Response from Sucky Korean
me:i am not korean
me: you must be good u have good Ladder record!!
SHIT:na i beat lotta newbies.

in the mean while Sucky already have 2 barracks and 1 starports and u know what it means supa heavy metal. and i on the other hand already have one corsair sen top left found out Shit is toss, quickly sent it to bottem left see what race does Chao have.

As soon as arrive at his base i found out there was no anti air yes NONE but a Spire already complete. i quickly target my corsair on the lord and as soon as my 2nd cosair came out i sent it too Choa's base, i was able to killed 2 overlord before he has anti air.

the conversation contiune:
i was getting bored
me:that's it i am letting you guys wins
Choa: wow thanx
me: u sux
Choa: still learning
SHIT: omfg Choa is a newbie
SHIT: omfg Choa is a newbie
Sucky: i am a newbie too
SHIT: shit FUCK YOU
SHIT: fuck you all
me: i am not gay
SHIT: you use hack orange (he is talking about me)
me: i am not using hack
SHIT: yes you are fuck you
SHIT: korean sux
me: i am not korean i tell ya

after a continuing swearing by SHIT, i annoy him and send my newly build reaver, and a goon loaded on the shuttle (note: i know i know i didn't mention i build Robotics or staff, sorry about that ) alone with my 7 Cosairs. when they are half way there, Choa had sent 6 Mutalisk to Sucky's base Sucky had no trouble dealing with them, with Goliathes defense.

Conversation
SHIT: OMFG white is a fucking newbie(he is talking about his partner Chao)
Chao has no Response
SHIT: fuck you orange u use hack
SHIT: orange u use hack
Sucky: how do u know?
SHIT: all korean use hack
me: fuck you i don't use hack and iam not korean.
Shit keep talking trash.
me: THAT'S IT i am going for zealots rush!!!

while i am talking i was also killing Choa, i unloaded my reaver a dragoon, my reaver has no trouble dealing with the 8 lings which he use to defence, and my Corsair work perfectly again the newly build Mutalisks, but after i detroy a sunken a control group of lings are running at my reaver my reaver fire twice before i loaded back to my shuttle, and i also move my dragoon to the left side and his lings followed it and once again i unloaded the reaver which kill all the lings, but my brave reaver die after more lings and Muliask join the battle.

SHIT: shit White sux
Choa still no reponse.
SHIT: orange u use hack.

Sucky had heard enough about it he decided to load up 6 Goliath and 3 tanks with one scv dropped on Choa's base, and finish Sucky with no trouble at all.

SHIT: shit white sux

than i told sucky to stop killing him and ask him if he wants to watch the game, and he said yes and my parter and i ally vision him.

SO SHIT IS A TRASH TALKER THE MOUTH FULL OF SHIT, BUT WAIT HE GOT A GOOD LADDER RECORD.

me: you got a good ladder record.
SHIT: i beat all hte Newbie in the world.
me: ^^
me to Sucky : that bitch is annoying let's kill him.

While talking trash with SHIT i already have recall upgarded and waiting for Arbiter's energy,on the other hand Sucky scaned SHIT'S base found out that

OMFG HE IS A TRUE NEWBIE, BUT HOW THE FUCK DID HE GOT HIS 12-1-0 LADDER RECORD??
HE SURRAND HIS BASE WITH CANNONS, AND A FUCKING CARRIER IS DEFENDING THE BASE , AND LOOK HE ONLY USE 10 PROBES MINING, WTF, NOW WE KNOW WHO HACKS.

Sucky said he wants finished SHIT by himself
(i know how he feels :-( )

he loaded up tanks and Goliathes and drop them on SHIT's base.

Than that's about it SHIT leaves the game.and we decided to ally Choa who was being bothered by SHIT'S offense language,

all 3 of us are assaulted by that son of a bitch SHIT. but oh well, he lost anyway. :-)

sorry about the detail.

lesson learned:
-not all korean use hack, although i cna't prove sucky is using hack or not built i am sure that he is not.
-some time people can them self newbie but they are actually not.
-offensive languages are sometimes annoying.
-people who have good ladder record , may not always be that good.
-lots of people use cheats



























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