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| Don't mess with Wang he is GOD! | | | Author: | | | IP: | inehou-pXXXX | | Date: | 09/27/00 10:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 7, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for ..(Fox)..: 5.5000 |    | Well I haven’t done one of these in a long time. But today something happened in NH that I just had to BR. I didn’t get any screenshots of the beginning but some lamer named [UBB]_MaLaCai.
Basically he comes into NH and starts a fight with some other ppl. Now that doesn’t mean shiet really. But then he says something to Wangsonn. NO ONE MESSES WITH THE GREATEST FFA PLAYER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Time for Fox to vent!
So he left the channel I and I was like, “SHIT I wanted to play him” He comes back spamming again, and I am like, “1on1 me?” He says sure.
So I host on SUPER GOSU BOB OBS MAP!!!! LT. He has to download but then complains that 4 obs is waaaayy to laggy. It did have Ana and unfortunately I have to agree. Ana lags when playing offline against the comp ;(
So he leaves the game and says lets just do a non obs map. So I am like, “Ok np I understand that you want to use your hack against me and don’t want ppl to see you do it.” So I host against UMS LT. He leaves again and says, “Hahaha he is to afraid to play me meelee.” ROFL I figured that he really wanted to lose and have the proof in the profile.
I hosted on Meelee Lost Temple and he joined. I started and said GL because he needs it. Now I didn’t know if he was good or not. For all I knew he could have been goldy and everything. So I randomed and got terran at 9 he also randomed and got zerg at 6. I wasn’t going to take him lightly at all. So I did a walling to gas for quick tech. When the game started the lamer started with a good strat of stating that this isn’t his best race. Probably so when I stick my small fox pecker in his ass he has an excuse.
So then he asks me, "What's your record?" I guess the moron doesn't know what /whois is. So I tell him.
Apparently he believes this and goes on a ownage rampage. How could I compete with such a lamer? Such responses as.
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GOSU!!! OWN ME HARDER GJ!!!!!!
He then asked me this.
OMFG!!!! I cannot for it may be 1000-0-1000. Then I would fear you 100 fold. I mean playing 2000 3on1COMPSTOMPBB!! and having to disc on 1000 of them because the computer started to own u. So I told him NO. Unfortunately he wanted to strike fear in me and responded.
I don't want to know about your sexual stamina. But anywho how about you go fuck yourself? His overlord flew in at my rax and got killed by a few rines, then I sent a rine myself to go scout. This guy is so skillful that he used his BGH tactics against me.
HE WAS ON TO ME!!!!!! MY GOD NO! HOW DID HE FIND THAT OUT!!!!!!!!! Oh I told him. He seemed to think I was the
BGH newbie and responded.
I started my factory and soon as it would be done I would start my starport. Well he kinda stopped talking for a little, I didn't know why until I ran to his main at 3 and hit like 60 sunkens.... well not that many but I guess he really feared my 1 rine rush.
My starpot soon finished and I started on a wraith. Then I got my academy. I sent another rine to scout expos 12 1st then 6th. Soon my wraith came out and I started to go to six to see for an overlord. My rine came to the 6 natural and saw an overlord so I just guided my wraith and killed his overlord.
He seemed to think that I had gosu Ladder hack skillz and wanted to FIND OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE! So he asks me if I hack and I told him no, so he responds
As you can see my wraith on the minimap went past his natural to scout his main, I saw 3 sunkens at his main and a hydra den. Like no ground units. He was going lurkers but had no hydras and had a lair already. GJ bud. So I went by to his natural so I could get a screenshot of his power BUILD!!!!!
He really didn't like that comment and finally got a hydra to attack my wraith then had a few things to say about my turtle comment.
He didn't say much after this probably because my small force started to pound on his sunkens, I expanded added a few more infantry/tanks and he finally gives up.
In the channel he decides to invite me to his super secret man orgy.
NO EAT A DICK!!!!!!!
REVENGE OF WANGSONN IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox
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