"T.T.Boy beats off (not literaly) Johnny_Vegas"
-T.T.Boy
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| PLAYING WITH MINDS | | | Author: | | | IP: | nav-34d.XXXX | | Date: | 10/14/00 10:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for *MAGI*: 3.5000 |   | Before I begin my first battle report ever I would like to mention that any kind of constructive criticism is highly welcome. I would also you to keep in mind this is my first Battlereport ever. THANX and enjoy, PLAYING WITH MINDS.
INTRO
It was late at night and i was pretty tired. I couldn’t think of any thing to do and i was in a need of a something to keep my wandering mind in focus. After 15 min. of thinking i gave up and got into my bed. I fell asleep shortly but for some reason it would appear that after 10 min i woke up. realizing that sleep had failed I proceeded to my computer. I booted my computer and loaded in BW, and that is when i suddenly remembered. I suddenly remembered my BW quest and for some reason I thought that tonight was the night. I loaded up battle net and began my only goal: to win a BGH game with out ever clicking on a unit.
SETTING THE GAME UP
I realized that to accomplish my goal I would have to have the newbiest of the newbiest players. To accomplish this there were to be 3 tests for each player. First of all I would call my game, BGH FFA NEWBS ONLY. If they joined I would then make sure that they had not played more then 4 games. If they had not then just in case they were on a new SN I would say no ac and no backstabbing, if they replied with a what’s that and managed to accomplish all of the other requirements they were in. So after about 10 minutes of booted players and asking questions the game was ready to start.
STATISTICS
THE PLAYERS COLORS RACE starting positions
BW_SouL Yellow Protoss 6:00
NEWBIE1010 blue ZERG 7:30
LICKDIS Red Terran 12:00
ME-->7+9=i_kick_butt white zerg 1:30
THE GAME
As I clicked the start button I realized that I had no Idea what strategies I might use to make 3 players quit the game. As I searched my mind for an answer one thing was clear, if I were to succeed I would need to know there all of them were. So as we began the game the first thing I typed was lets all share vision together since we agreed not to cheat. A puzzled response followed from BW_SouL: what are you talking about? I then explained how you can cheat unless every shares vision for a second. After much goating on I finally got them to agree. Now with there starting positions revealed I was ready to continue my evil scheme. (of coarse I didn’t share vision with them)
After about five minuets I realized that if I were to be found I would surly die, so I decided to use a old time trick and ask all of them one by one if they wanted to allie with me and kill the others. And so with there lack of intelligence I was able to get all 3 of them to allie with me, for a time.
Next off I decided that it was time to launch my first verbal attack, thus followed my private conversation with LICKDIS,
7+9=I_kick_butt: WHAT THE HELL LICKDIS???
LICKDIS: WHAT???????
7+9=I_kick_butt: WHY DID YOU UN-ALLIE WITH ME??
LICKDIS: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
7+9=I_kick_butt: LOOK YOU BACKSTABBING BICTH
7+9=I_kick_butt: I DON’T LIKE DOING THIS BUT I AM AFRAID I AM GOING TO HAVE TO.
7+9=I_kick_butt: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
7+9=I_kick_butt: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
7+9=I_kick_butt: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
7+9=I_kick_butt: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
7+9=I_kick_butt: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
LICKDIS HAS LEFT THE GAME
As the words appeared on the screen, LICKDIS HAS LEFT THE GAME. I chuckled to myself and realized this might be easier then I thought.
As my private conversation was ending another one in secret as well had started up…..but this time I was not in it. I found out soon enough that BW_SouL, and NEWBIE1010 had found out that I had allied both of them and therefor they had un-allied with me. Another private conversation was in order…. This time with BW_SouL
7+9=I_kick_butt: Uhhh PROBLEM GUYS!!!!!!
7+9=I_kick_butt: THE QUIT BUTTONS NOT WORKING
BW_SouL: YES IT IS
BW_SouL HAS LEFT THE GAME
I let out another giggle and thought, whoops my mistake. At that point I considered doing the exact same thing to NEWBIE1010 when a problem accured. NEWBS HAD evidently been doing some scouting with his overlord and suddenly found my 4 drones and hatchery. HOLY SHIT CAME TO MIND. I knew that this would be my last chance…. and my last conversation.
7+9=I_kick_butt: HOLY SHIT NEWBIE….YOU TOOK YOUR OVERLORD OUT OF YOUR BASE!!!
NEWBIE1010: and your point????
7+9=I_kick_butt: THIS IS BGH
7+9=I_kick_butt: YOU’RE SO DEAD
NEWBIE1010: and why that?
7+9=I_kick_butt: Didn’t you read the rulz for BGH??
NEWBIE1010: NO
7+9=I_kick_butt: YOUR COMPUTER WILL NOW FREEZE
I then quickly pressed the pause button…. leaving him helpless at his computer…..frozen. Im not quite sure if it was because he thought his comp really froze or he just had to go all I know is this……
NEWIE1010 HAS LEFT THE GAME CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON.
I celebrated, I had completed my one quest…easier then I thought and in only 20 min…………
….I then woke up
So in the very end it turned out to be only a dream a image and a hallucination. In fact it didn’t even exist. I had accomplished a few things from this however…..i wrote a BR…I got to sleep and in the very end all though I didn’t play with NEWBIE1010 OR LICKDIS or even BW SOULS mind in the very end of it all……..
I PLAYED WITH YOURS!!!!!!!!!
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