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| My Life Story | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 10/17/00 12:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 1, Min: 1
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Well. I am glad that you have gotten this far to know a little bit more about me. Now for all those people who say “Watz you fackin poser” “Watz no one cares about a loser like you” “Watz sux my dick” Let me just say I don’t care!!! I’m just doing this to get back at Slings for not putting me in his “Life Story” ^^. And im doing this so the few people that do know me, can know the man behind the mask SIXTYWATZ even better.
COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHIE
Korea that is (NOT A COMMIE THX). Yup-sir-ree I was born a Korean. A blessing in disguise I would later realize. It turned out that my parents were 16 and couldnt keep me (OOOoooooOOO the pain) j/k They made a wise decision I WOULD NOT want to be growing up with my parents when they havent even hit puberty thank you! So good old mom and dad put me up for adoption. My destination.... Bawston Fackin MA BABY “I parked my cawr in harvawrd square” HERE I COME BABY LOCK THE KIDDIES UP TIGHT CUZ WATZ IS COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHIE!!!
Welcome Son
Well I can’t tell you my feelings seeing my new parents because I was only 3 months old, and if you remember stuff from 3 months old ur facked up. What I can tell you is what my parents have told me from my baby pictures. LYING BASTARDS I KNEW I GOT DROPPED DOWN THAT ESCALATOR! Well they said I was sooo “cute” and they were so happy to finally get me. WTF else would ur parents say? I mean really Could they say anything else? “DAMNT WHY IS HE ASIAN! HELP HELP NOT MY SON SEND HIM BACK” Nono I don’t think anyone one ever would say that.
Let me get this straight first you fly me into Logan now this CRAMPED HOUSE
If you don’t know Logan is da shittiest airport in the world... unless you count that cheap ass one in cancun east bumfuck mexica BOOOOY IT SUX. Anyways after the pinching of the cheeks are finished I find myself hugged and kissed to death and shoved into a cage. Yes THE CAGE (Worse than DA List? Maybe) Anyways I go into a deep sleep for 2 years and than I start remembering whats going on in my life.
CUZ WERE MOVIN ON UP
Yeah thats right my dad finally made it as a lawyer. Our next destination... A nice little country house in the Suburbs. Ffbkdbvkhdsbfvksbd Sooo much for my ghetto life :-(. Anyways this street would be center stage for many coming adventures.
HOT DAMN THE CAGE IS GONE... But I find myself in a bigger cage :-(. GOOD NEWS THO!!! I CAN ESCAPE MWAHAHAHAHAHAH. I sneak downstairs and surprise my mother. SMACK is the answer I get. This is a move I will become familiar with. Spankings have ruined my life turning into a sex fiend asking girls to slap it cuz i’ve been a bad boy. DAMN YOU MOM AND DAD. Anywho... I never escaped that cage again.
Child Hood Heroes
Everyone has em. Something to be proud of??? NO! But hey parents love them. I started with Whinnie The Pooh. Yes the little gay yellow fluffy bear. Id sing the song now but to avoid people from quitting this... I wont. Yeah thats right u got fackin lucky. After many years of Disney stealing money from my parents pockets (Yes people after u get Pooh he needs friends so u get Piglet, Rabbit, Tigger, etc.) I moved on to the other 80's rave...
WELL WHEN THERES SOMETHIN STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBERHOOD WHO YOU GONNA CALL... “GHOSTBUSTERS” Oh yeah that show kicked ass. It also spawned one sequel which suxed but I saw it. Still tho just like any childhood thing it robbed parents of there money. “Ooooh oooh mom I hate u if u don’t buy me the Proton Pack AND Ghost trap.” Spolied??? You bet I was ^^. After ghostbusters, the 90's game and something new came along (don’t get me wrong... I will always love you Ghost Busters) The new fab... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. Hey cmon who couldnt be Mesmorized by Big buff green guys who use karate and fight evil. Plus that April O’neal Daaaamn a full grown fox. Anyways I liked these guys until perpetual reruns came on TV and I said fuck em. BTW TMNT3 Turtles in time SUXED OMG WORST MOVIE EVER!!!
Little 3rd Grade Bitches
Well 3rd greade comes along and people become a little wiser. They see whos around in there life and yes sadly the cliche groups rise up. My life became polluted with questions such as... “Why are your eyes slanted” “Why are you different from me” My answer??? “I dunno why do you look the way you do” My answer today “Fack you honky cuz ur a goofy lookin white boy”
Another thing happened while I was in third grade. Something that would plague my life forever. MY LITTLE BITCH SISTER WHO I HATE AHHH DIE LITTLE BITCH.
Junior High Here I Come
Well a lot of years have passed right now and surpsrisingly nothing much has changed. However in the next few years my life would change drastically. (Nooo not just cuz of puberty) Well in Jr. High things get tougher. Teachers hand us these report cards with letters on them. FACKIN LETTERS THIS IS BULLSHIT. Apparently A stands for good F stands for bad. So let me say this one more time... A good F baad. Luckily I got this thing called a C+ which stands for super kewl dude in a far out happening way. HAHAAH suxers with ur A’s and F’s.
Another thing about Jr. High is that girls are gettin older as well. And let me tell you its all good. Man they got these things called boobs/tits/breasts/gazungas and man did us fellas like em. They gave there body definition and curve AND Something to grab. We learned some girls had more than others and that the ones with more should have more attention put forth to them (God ladies arent us men Pigz) Anyways I took my shots at some lovely ladies. There answers??? NOOOO! Ouch my feelings! Fack you opposite sex I Don’t like ur boobs. (Sexual Frustration leads to many porn sites) “I love you girls who show me ur boobs for free”
SC I LOVE YOU
As Jr. High moves into its second year I meet my friend Rob. The class??? Mr. Ruffings Algebra class. YEAH THATS RIGHT IM TAKIN ALGEBRA ONE YEAR AHEAD OF EVERYONE BOW BEFORE THE SUPER GENIUS! Well I typically at first stayed away from Rob because he was silent and didnt speak out much. Than I decided to initiate conversation...
I found that rob was a kewl guy. Than I learned that he played this thing called Starcraft. I quickly hurried to the store and bout it.
My Initial Life on SC
Well I started like any newbie on sc. I played lots of bgh. No comp stomps tho! I did this for the majority of my life and than realized that SC was boring and put it away. However Rob continued his quest to become master of BGH. After about six months I was reacquainted with him. He told me he found this hang out channel called Nohunters. It was a place where good people played. I rebooted SC on my comp and entered. Wow there was a pretty good crowd of people here.
After a little while of playing I made my first friends. Rob (Lifeispeachy), Davidff7, and Drunk Sailor. Of course I always saw some headline names in there (Bob, Bitch4, Poa) but they were all hustling and bustling to games and had no time to talk to people called SixtyWATZ (90Watz maybe but not 60). Well the game got boring because I was not getting good and not having regular meetings with the same crowd. So I packed up SC and put it in the closet.
High School Kicks Ass
Yes thats right I graduated Jr. High and was heading to Freshmen year. Highschool was sooo fun meeting new people and reacquainting old friends AND Meeting new women. However one thing would bring school down. The grade Factor. My parents quickly grew to assholes. Always demanding grades saying C’s werent good enough. Saying yada yada yada. In other words making life a living hell. But I wont bore you with my problems.
The one thing I did like about HS though was the Extracurricular activities. I quickly signed up for these. I tried out for the basketball team but didnt make it :-(... HOWEVER TEAM MANAGER #1 oooo yeah. Still I guess my First Korean NBA player dream is just in a slight delay. I also joined up on the Drama Club. Its very fun and our plays are usually a hit. Since these things demande some time I wasnt able to do much else.
School ended and boy was I ready for it. Freshmen year went from kicking ass too kicking my fackin ass. Summer came and what a summer it would be.
SC I am BACK
One day I was extremely bored and I booted SC back on. To find my name was still there I immediately signed on to Nohunters. I played some games and got in touch with it. When I thought I was about to pack it up again... I met some new people. One was SlingsNArrows (Yes slings I mentioned your name. Unlike you I remember meeting you) I also met POA (Me and POA would have many experiences to come) Rob was also back so I played some games with him. Drunk Sailor was there too. I also met a bunch of other fellas but these were the first.
The next paragraph is dedicated to POA. Ok lets face it... POA is a kewl dude in NH. He donates to the community and knows everyone. He opened the door for a newbie like myself. He introduced me to the crowd. Ana changed his comments from Fuck u newbie to Hey watz FACK U. He introduced me To the Frenchys and Prae and da Fox. In other words he got me accepted.
Well it’s late Sept. and I really should be gettin back to school
Yes that Rod Stewart song your parents blast on there casette player. School was starting and I was now a sophmore. Now I could Say FACK U FRESHMEN HAHAHA. School was great this year because I was friends with many juniors and sopmores last year. So I had Seniors and Juniors Backin me this year. SWEEEET! Anyways lets bring this story to present date because I am currently a sophmore.
School is pretty good right now and im moving along. Lots of non academic things are happening too. Im starting a rap group. Our future label will be Lavatory Records at LavatoryRecords.com Hopefully well be accepted. We have A Korean Some white guys and A white girl in it. MAN is this gonna be nutz. Im also in the latest drama play... Remember that show “A Christmas Story” (Its about the kid who wants the BB Gun for christmas) Well im the Little Brother named Randy. GOOOO ME.
SC is harder to get on to with skewl, but I still see the fellas. Still trying to get good at it but its hard. Me and some other guys are starting a new website also. Ill also try to keep those real deals coming. Hopefully this year will end soon so I can get back on to those late night sc sessions.
PEACE OUT ALL!
BTW Now that I look at this it seems that time flew by awful fast in this. Well im not going back and adding shit so I guess it just goes to show how much I forgot and how not many significant things happened.
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