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| NBA2k1 GAME!!!!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-wXXXX | | Date: | 11/13/00 07:11 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for SixtyWATZ: 4.0000 |  |
A late monday night. Im tired of SC and im ready to shoot some hoops. What game do I choose. DUH! NBA2k1 The phattest game to hit dreamcast in a while. I slap it in and become part of the game.
Its November! The SixtyWATZ Lakers are 3-1 and up and rising. They just came off a tough loss and are ready to put it behind them as we face the Pistons. They get on the court and here comes the player intros. Starting Line for The LA Lakers!
"Boooooo," chants the crowd because its an away game.
"Center is Shaq Oneal!!!!, PG Is KOOOBY BRYYYAAAANT, SG Is Chris "Downtown" WATKINS (thats me and yes i have a kewl nick named downtown) At PF RICK SUX ASS FOX," and the other guys not important... Hell we'll call him squeak for the hell of it.
The tip off starts and big shaq daddy grabs it for my team. I recieve the ball and call the play.
"ISOO DRIVE WING, ISO DRIVE WING," I yell. This play immediately fools the defense by isolating me and my defender so I can take him to the hole. I drive straight for the hoop and become blocked by the center who comes off Shaq. WRONG MOVE IF YOUR DOUBLED BY THE CENTER THAN BIG SHAQ DADDY IS WIDE OPEN. I dish it straight to the big black man and he jams it in there for two.
The Pistons set up there offense it take it down slow. Now I play a Trap D so i basically double the ball handler. This tends to trick the AL until they find out what im doing. Anyways the PG takes the ball up slowly. He passes to the shooting guard and I'm all over him. Than they dish to the center. He posts up on Big Shaq and tries to get in. Shaq cant hold up against him so I come down and steal the ball. I run down court and slam it in for 2.
This time the Pistons try to get the ball moving and they chuck it down court. Fox is schooled and gives up the easy drive. Shaq gives me the ball and im tired of this shit so im gonna spot up for some tri action.
"HEY SQUEAK GET OVER HERE AND SET ME A PICK U WHORE," I order. Squeak gets his ass in gear and gives me the pick. With a little faking the all out i get wide open. BOOOOM THE TRIFECTA LAYIN IT IN FROM BEYOND.
"THATS WHY THEY CALL ME DOWNTOWN MOFO," I taunt the crowd.
The pistons enraged by my trash ram it down poor fox's throat and the ref charges Fox with a blocking foul. The coach sees that Fox has a foul early game and benches him...
"Now substituting for Fox..."
"O FACK," I scream. "NOT THE WHITE GUY COACH CHRIST DONT SEND THE FACKIN CRACKA INTO THIS GAME"
The guys name is Vlada minimiski or some shit. Every team has one! The stupid dumbass white russians. Anyways the games back on and my team Comes back strong and leads 26-24 at the end of the first quarter.
The second quarter starts. Pistons ball and i choose to press them. The Pistons are facked royally they throw a misaimed pass right into me. I stop and pop to lay in my second 3 for the day.
"Yea thats right bitch you better get to the bus stop cuz im taking you to skewl!!!,"
Thats when the rain started. The next 5 drives I layed in 4 for 5 3 pointers. The amount of trashtalk overwhelmed the Pistons Psyching them out and makin em' cry like babies. The 3rd quarter was boring so ill skip it and hell we had a commanding lead till 2 min left in the 4th so lets pick up there.
The Pistons were pissed and they had come back on a 15-4 run. The score was close at 56-55. Shaq looked tired so I wasnt gettin help from him. Koby was pissed cuz Watkins was stealin the spotlight with a score of 40 points. Fox and squeak where useless so it was time to take things into my own hands.
"FACKIN SHIT GUYS CANT YOU DO ANYTHING!!! AFTER THIS GAME KOBY SHAQ AND FOX ARE CUT! SQUEAK YOU MY PICK BITCH SO YOU CAN STAY"
I immediately called a TO thinking coach could get our shit together. He came up with a play that spot me up for the 3. There was 23 seconds left and we were down by 2 so this was the paydirt.
The buzzer blew and it was time. I walked confidently on the court. Shaq inbounded to koby. Fox came towards me to lay the pick.
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I get the ball
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O SHIT A GUY WTF COACH!!!
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Headfake
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UP FOR THE JUMPER
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RELEASE
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BZZZZZZ
IN THE AIR...
BRIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF Asdf asdf asdf THIS IS MY GODDAMN STORY WHY DIDNT I WIN ASDF.
Moral of the story is... 5' 6" koreans dont play B-Ball and IF you aint over 6' 5" and black YOU CANT PLAY!
All text non sc br! Was bored so sue me!
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