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| The Saga of the GIF WARS! continues... | | | Author: | | | IP: | frazers.XXXX | | Date: | 01/21/01 04:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Robert Frazer: 6.7273 |  |
The Earth trembles, ancient crags and churned soil spiltting and tearing with a capachony of sound, whilst the ground shakes in fear as the shooting star of white thrusts deep into its rocky flesh, harsh claws mercilessly raking at forsts and cities, as the moaning winds whip up into a frenzy of fear of the arrival, hurricanes grippping their loot in a cold, uncaring, destructive embrace as towns fold and crash before the sight. Thick, cloying clouds of sulphrous smoke consume the landscape as they roll across once-fertile fields, a shroud to cover the corpse of the doomed land, and in that deathly, unending mist, monliths loom, bastions of salvation- or not. For glittering fangs, dripping with golden saliva, line their gaping maws of mouths, and hard, chitiuous carparaces cover their backs. Ivory claws sweep deathly patterns in the air, and their harsh, red unblinking eyes stare with not an animal stare, but one of cold intelligence and calculation, and one with bitter, uncaring resolution.
The Zerg have come to Earth.
The GIF WARS! were an invention of Dioxide, member of staff of the Starcraft website Starcraft Infinity, spanning thirteen animated .gifs, a three-page comic (with Bill Roper in it!), numerous battles, and lots of increasingly unlikely cartoon-style resurrections. They were just a bit of fun, but bloody hilarious, with Dioxide inventing a charcter known as Zerganator.
Zerganator was a deadly warrior to spearhead the Zerg invasions of their hapless victims' planets, armed with a cool pair of shades and twin machine guns (although God only knows how he was able to hold them.)! His loyal aide was Hydralisk Boone, a Hydralisk which had a neat Davy-Crockett style racoon hat. Together they led the Zerg invasion of our world, devastating all they came across. Until a group of brave soldiers stood to end the bitter conflict and restore peace to the planet once more...
Captain Planet and his Planeteers!
Yes, the ultimate EcoWarrior was back, and with a vengeance.
A collision course was set... an entwining fate. The two warriors paths would cross many times in the future, and others would be set to take the stage in a war that would chnage over the fate of planets, and doom the lives of millions in the bitter struggle for supremacy. I don't want to spoil what little plot there is there for you, so you can go to the Starcraft Infinity website and check out the ani-gifs of the GIF WARS! at www.scinfinity.com/gifwars.shtml. I recommend it, they are extremely funny! The Zergantor gifs also have a cool Terminator .midi to listen to...
But now we come on to the meat of the report. The story of the GIF WAR! ended suddenly with the advent of Zerganator 6: Make 'em say ugh!, and the deaths of all of the major charcters, except Zerganator, of course >:). Since then the .GIF WARS! have lain defunct for over a year! I thought that this wasn't a proper way to do things at all, so I decided to make my own addition to the .GIF WARS!, with the instalment of the new chapter in the cheesy conflict...
THE REVIVAL!!!!!
I have been at work on this ani-gif, for a VERY, VERY long time (just see when I copyrighted it!), aand a lot of effort has gone into it. So sit back with your Coke and a bucket of popcorn, gather round the family, and I hope you enjoy the 14th GIF WAR!
-Robert Frazer-
"Yes Ludd, I still need you... as a diversion for those scavvies!" |
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