INTRO: I really don't care about report scores or anything. In fact you don't have to read these. Most of these reports are going to be text only, unless they actually are something interesting. I'm just going to play a ladder game and a 2v2 game once a week and post it, regardless of how one-sided the game is. That means about 1 of these reports a week, maybe 2. I'll use my name Zxer so message me if you wanna be in one of these BR's. Once in a while I'll add in something special to these "reports," so stay tuned.

LADDER GAME: 1v1

Buttke80 - Randomed to Red Protoss - Position: 6 o'clock - Ladder Score = 0

Zxer (me) - Randomed to Orange Zerg - Position: 12 o'clockLadder Score = 0

Map = Lost Temple

Speed = Extremely Gay

I find that I'm Zerg and sigh because I hate them so damn much. Anyways I send my overlord to the nearest base which is the 9 o'clock base. I find nothing there so I tell my overlord to fly to the next base (in a clockwise order) which is the 12 o'clock base. Because I am writing all this important information down, I'm a little spacey and thought I built my overlord on my 9th drone, so I morph in an extractor and then another drone and then I cancel it. In other words the 10/9 trick. I soon realize that I haven't built an overlord so I decide to make a spawning pool and then another extractor (what a waste). Now I make my overlord and wait for my extrator and pool to be done. When my extractor is done, I send 3 drones to harvest gas, and I morph in 6 zerglings and send them to the 3 oclock base. My overlord finally reaches the 12oclock base, and finds that he is red protoss and he has 2 gates, 3 pylons, and 1 forge.

"Crap," I thought, this guy is good. I remember I played [EPIsode]:-=v=- and he did that build order exactly (early +1 atk). I felt this attack was going to be wasteless, but non-the-less I send up my 6 zerglings up his ramp. Hey, no zealots! Maybe they're hiding? Oh well, I go to his mineral line and rape all of his probes (except for one that he had hid). Finally he realizes that he has no probes, and makes 2 zealots to stop my small force of zerglings. By this time i had already morphed a lair and now I start my spire and 4 more zerglings. I send my zerglings to my weakened opponent, and he leaves the game when my zerglings are in the middle of the map. Oh well, that game sucked. I win!

Winner: Zxer - Current Ladder Standing: 1024

Loser: Buttke80 - Current Ladder Standing: who cares he sucked ass!

Lessons: ladder games are whack, final.

2v2

Team [nE] -

[nE]pLaYa - Randomed to White Terran - Position: 6 oclock

[nE]drunk - Chose Blue Protoss - Position: 12 oclock

Team No Communication -

Zxer - Randomed to Red Terran - Position: 9 oclock

Crebstar - Chose Orange Protoss - Position: 3 oclock

Well I get terran (yay!) and ally my partner and do ally chat with him. I go: barracks, depot, refinery, while my ally goes: pylon, gate, gate, pylon. We haven't even said "ac" to eachother. Well my ally scouts for both of them (6 oclock first) and finds the white terran (playa) walling-in. Next he sends his probe to the 12 oclock spot and finds the blue protoss (drunk) getting 2 gateways and 2 pylons. I decide to get some defense and I set up a bunker at the top of my ramp. Next I float my barracks next to it to start a wall-in. After that I get a factory and then a supply depot to finish off the wall-in. In simpler words: I get a wallin with a bunker, supply depot, and a barracks, and I now am making a factory. My ally now gets a forge and a pylon and cannon at the top of his ramp (pretty good ally, no?). We haven't scouted our opponents yet since our "first encounter," nor have we said a word to eachother. I get a starport and some vultures for a vulture drop to vulture drop playa. I also decide to get nukes, so I get a science facility. My ally now gets a 3rd gateway and a citadel of adun. My 4 vultures and dropship are finally done so I drop them in playa's mineral line. Fortunately he had sent his army to attack my ally, but he fails. I pick off about 10 scvs before I lose 1 vulture and I retreat. Crebstar (my ally) make a pylon, his 4th gateway, and a cyber core at the bottom of his ramp. I send my remaining vultures to drop drunk's mineral line. My science facility is done and so is my acadamy and covert ops. I try to make my silo but the damn starport and depot are blocking it. I float up my starport and kill my depot with 4 scvs. My vultures in drunk's base got owned when I wasn't looking :(. I doubt it did any damage too. Oh well, my nuke silo is done when damn DTS ARE KNOCKING AT THE FRONT OF MY BASE. I have no detection so I gotta quit. Damn I got owned. Oh well.

Winner: Team [nE]

Loser: Team No Communication

Lessons: talk to your ally. get detection. scout your opponents more. dont write notes while playing. get more than 1 building of everything (1 factory/starport/rax).

ENDING NOTE: I don't care if there are grammer mistakes or anything. You don't have to read these, but the raters do ;). Raters be harsh and report these reports low, because they don't deserve anything higher than a 4. I am not making these for content or ratings or anything, just to show you what two public games for a normal gamer is on bnet. Sometimes I'll make a real report (if I'm in the mood), instead of the half-assed reports to show you what bnet is. Oh well, cya later folks!