"i am a loyal ho"
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| My Glorious victory over a mental hospital patient | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/21/99 04:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Sud: 4.0000 |  | I typically logon to FSGS (great server, no need for a
nohunters channel because people actually join games made
with other maps - if you have GX it's beta.fsgs.com) and
play a raft of 1 on 1's on Ashrigo with Terran. It's good
for a few laughs, as I usually block up my opponent's
high ground choke with a bunker, missile turret, loose troops for ramp blocking, and tanks for mass splatting; makes for some interesting shows watching goons turn into blue pudding or lurkers turning into tomato splats.
This game was to be one of the same. Right away I was
twiddling around with my SCVs, making sure they all get to
a different mineral patch, when I noticed I somehow had
Com Satted the enemy base. Hey, wait a minute, I don't
have an Academy, or even a Barracks yet! Yes, ladies and
gentlemen, he had allied vision with me. I decided to let
him know that he had done something incredibally stupid,
so I said "uh.. why did you ally with me? this is a 1:1".
I got the ever intelligent reply of "OK". Yep, his name
also had Korean characters in it. No coorelation there tho,
for sure. *C*A. I decided to end this game quick, so that
he could get back on his medication. I built a supply depot
on 8, built a racks on 9, another racks and gas on 11, and
an Academy on 12. I let my wandering eye check out his
base in the meantime. 4 gateways and 2 zealots. Guess
how many pylons? Two. Well his mass Zealots were going to
have to wait until he built more pylons, but my firebats
weren't gonna wait that long. I sent about 8 firebats, 2
marines, and 2 medics up to his base. By the time they
navigated the winding paths of Ashrigo, he had upped his
original 2 Zealots up to 4. I also built another barracks
and an engineering bay in the meantime, and cranked out
bats and medics back home. I put the firebats past my
favorite spot, the high ground choke, and was now marching
toward his base in the low ground trench. He took one of
his Zealots and sent it out scouting. The Zealot found
what he was looking for, and charged into the battle with
the rage and FEROCITY of Ghandi. I could see it now, "we come in peace, we come in peace!". My eyebrow went up for the second time, apparently he had allied victory with me too. After blasting the Zealot with red flames, and making
him go up in blue flames, I marched my stuff up his ramp
and in his base. Just to be a dork, I let my marines shoot
at a Zealot from the low ground. I proceeded to torch his
gateways as his Union Zealots (all 3 of them) went on strike. He then, very very surprisingly, left the game.
LESSONS LEARNED
- Some people cannot grasp the concept of Pong, let alone
StarCraft.
LESSONS LEARNED (for him)
- The blue pills make you feel good.
- If you go wee wee in your pants, the nurse will give you
a sponge bath.
- If you regurgitate your dinner, they will give you a
SECOND one.
- If you beat your chest real hard, it turns red.
Oh by the way, heh I did that earlier joke from Sn34kyProtoss. I used the pen name in case you guys hated it and thought i was a total dork ;). Now only Johnny Vegas thinks I'm a dork hehe. I'm gonna bop him upside the head
with a Bronze Bengalass :) |
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